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ON SILLER.

Oh! Siller, but thou costs us dear,
By ony ither kind o' gear!
Now, fient a ane thy price need speer,
But knaves or fools;
For few can e'er thy price come near—
By honest rules.
Thou gars Religion tine her haud;
Mak's her a slow, saft-fingered jade;
And looses Folly, ravin' mad
Wi' pride and nonsense;
Mak's honest Honour sick and sad,
And smoors poor Conscience.
For thee we sell our finest feelin's—
Pity and Love, thae gentle yealin's;
E'en sacred Friendship gets her drillin's,
Though deep imprest;
And feigns her flame wi' bows and kneelin's,
For self-int'rest.

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For thee we toil baith night and day,
Till bluid turns thin and locks grow grey,
And ither dools, in dark array,
Aroun' us muster;
And crazy joints to climb life's brae—
A weary wister.
For thee I crossed my youthfu' fancy,
Forsook my bloomin' smilin' Nancy,
And pu'd a docken for a tansy,
And cursed my life
Wi' tap o' a' things maist unchancy—
A haverel wife!
My haill designs she's aye for balkin'
When I'm for peace, then she's for talkin';
When dull, she skirls like a maukin,
And laughs and girns:
When I'm for sleepin', she's for waukin',
And peels my shins.
Then, gif she getna a' her will,
She feigns her fits, flytes, and fa's ill;
To a' her neibours roun' does tell
How ill I'm till her;
And aye the owre-word o' the knell,
Her waefu' siller!
Now, every comfort I maun tine—
The joys o' wit, the joys o' wine,
The chimes o' music and o' rhyme,
And comrades dear,
And thole her loud eternal whine
About her gear.

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Let never better be his weird,
Each social tie that could discard
For glancin' gowd, or dirty yird,
Or empty fame:
May cankered Care tug at his beard,
And sullen dame.
But L---d, gif ance her head were hidden,
I'se ne'er again be woman-ridden;
My former frien's should a' be bidden,
In social ring;
The dool-string I should soon get rid on,
And dance and sing!