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CHURCH-MICE.

Two little church-mice!
Some good folk they laught—
“Going to be married!
Why, they must be daft!”
Two little church-mice!
Some good folk they sighed—
“Not a rap to bless them with!
How will they provide,
“Two little church-mice,
For servants, house, and dress?
Isn't it a painful thing?
Quite immoral? Yes.
“Two little church-mice,
Wìth nought but health and brains
In the way of capital—
Fools for their pains!
“Two little church-mice!
Much they know about
All the troubles of the world,
Sooth, a mighty rout!

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“Two little church-mice
Tempting Providence!
Won't they have a time of it,
Learning common-sense!
“Two little church-mice!
Won't they find it sweet—
Bread and cheese for working-days,
Beef for Sunday treat!”
Two little church-mice—
All folk know it's nice,
When young folk from older folk
Meekly take advice!
But these little church-mice,
Very bad of them,
Gaed their ain gait quietly,
And let who would condemn.
For the two little church-mice
Found it less a bother
To do without all sorts of things
Than do without each other.
The two little church-mice,
In rain as well as sun,
Stick to text which sayeth Two
Are better than is one.

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And the two little church-mice
Find, whate'er befall,
What poets call the cruel world
Is not so bad at all.
Two little church-mice—
What about them? oh!
They are happy little mice,
That is all I know.