While enjoying my evening
repast among my fellow gourmets
in the delightful atmosphere of
Open Square, Mr. Fontana's
intimate and noteworthy hostelry,
my study of entomology was
invaluably enhanced by a small
visitor whose distinguished
ancestors have graced many a fine
American household. Lo, Sir! From
beneath my plate emerged Blatella
germanica i.e. common cockroach),
a reputed hanger-on at the Corner,
who by some strange omission
appeared as guest rather than meal.
I regret to inform you, Sir, that
this fine fellow, alas, fell victim to
my thumb. My sorrow would be
unbearable but for my certainty
that I may look forward to meeting
the rest of his family in the very
near future so that I might convey
my deepest and heartfelt
condolences at his sudden and
unexpected passing.
Kenneth H. Hinkle
College 4
