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Lind The Noble

Thank god Virginia still nurtures
at least one student who endears
the noble precepts of old: the
ember of reactionism is safe within
the heart of Robin Lind. His call to
arms was a rhetorical masterpiece
that will surely impassion the hearts
of a student body that is blind to
its own doom. With an electrifying
conciseness Mr. Lind has delineated
the epic proportions of what is
truly a Virginian Tragedy.

Is Boys' Town, alone, safe from
the wicked that coeducation
must bring? Can we
allow the Admissions Office to
sneakingly double and redouble the
student population until Charlottesville
becomes a veritable Tokyo?
Are we going to let the riffraff
undermine our revered Honor Code
to the point where it becomes
necessary to install a turnstile in
the Alderman Library. Gentlemen
AWAKEN!!! It's still not too late
to preserve the noble traditions and
ideals that make this University so
dynamically unique. Let us pray
that when the Board of Visitors
puts coeducation to the vote on
February 15, that the lingering
spirit of Valentine's Day will not
evoke any imprudence in their decision.
And now that the location
of the infamous "Woody Report"
has been revealed, I implore all
students, faculty members and concerned
townies to read it meticulously,
and furthermore, to "become
more outraged at the impending
folly."