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GRANTA. A MEDLEY.
Αργυρεαις λογχαισι μαχου και παντα κρατησεις.
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Oh! could Le Sage's demon's giftBe realis'd at my desire,
This night my trembling form he'd lift
To place it on St. Mary's spire.
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Then would, unroof'd, old Granta's halls,Pedantic inmates full display;
Fellows who dream on lawn or stalls,
The price of venal votes to pay.
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Then would I view each rival wight,Petty and Palmerston survey;
Who canvass there, with all their might,
Against the next elective day.
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Lo! candidates and voters lieAll lull'd in sleep, a goodly number!
A race renown'd for piety,
Whose conscience won't disturb their slumber.
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Lord H---, indeed, may not demur;Fellows are sage, reflecting men:
They know preferment can occur,
But very seldom,—now and then.
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They know the Chancellor has gotSome pretty livings in disposal:
Each hopes that one may be his lot,
And, therefore, smiles on his proposal.
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Now from the soporific sceneI'll turn mine eye, as night grows later,
To view, unheeded and unseen,
The studious sons of Alma Mater.
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There, in apartments small and damp,The candidate for college prizes,
Sits poring by the midnight lamp;
Goes late to bed, yet early rises.
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He surely well deserves to gain them,With all the honours of his college,
Who, striving hardly to obtain them,
Thus seeks unprofitable knowledge:
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Who sacrifices hours of rest,To scan precisely metres Attic;
Or agitates his anxious breast,
In solving problems mathematic:
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Who reads false quantities in Seale,Or puzzles o'er the deep triangle;
Depriv'd of many a wholesome meal;
In barbarous Latin doom'd to wrangle:
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Renouncing every pleasing page,From authors of historic use;
Preferring to the letter'd sage,
The square of the hypothenuse.
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Still, harmless are these occupations,That hurt none but the hapless student,
Compar'd with other recreations,
Which bring together the imprudent;
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Whose daring revels shock the sight,When vice and infamy combine,
When Drunkenness and dice invite,
As every sense is steep'd in wine.
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Not so the methodistic crew,Who plans of reformation lay:
In humble attitude they sue,
And for the sins of others pray:
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Forgetting that their pride of spirit,Their exultation in their trial,
Detracts most largely from the merit
Of all their boasted self-denial.
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'Tis morn:—from these I turn my sight:What scene is this which meets the eye?
A numerous crowd array'd in white,
Across the green in numbers fly.
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Loud rings in air the chapel bell;'Tis hush'd:—what sounds are these I hear?
The organ's soft celestial swell
Rolls deeply on the listening ear.
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To this is join'd the sacred song,The royal minstrel's hallow'd strain;
Though he who hears the music long,
Will never wish to hear again.
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Our choir would scarcely be excus'd,E'en as a band of raw beginners;
All mercy, now, must be refus'd
To such a set of croaking sinners.
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If David, when his toils were ended,Had heard these blockheads sing before him,
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In furious mood he would have tore 'em.
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The luckless Israelites, when takenBy some inhuman tyrant's order,
Were ask'd to sing, by joy forsaken,
On Babylonian river's border.
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Oh! had they sung in notes like theseInspir'd by stratagem or fear,
They might have set their hearts at ease,
The devil a soul had stay'd to hear.
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But if I scribble longer now,The deuce a soul will stay to read;
My pen is blunt, my ink is low;
'Tis almost time to stop, indeed.
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Therefore, farewell, old Granta's spires!No more, like Cleofas, I fly;
No more thy theme my Muse inspires:
The reader's tir'd, and so am I.
October 28, 1806.
The Diable Boiteux of Le Sage, where Asmodeus, the demon, places Don Cleofas on an elevated situation, and unroofs the houses for inspection.
Seale's publication on Greek Metres displays considerable talent and ingenuity, but, as might be expected in so difficult a work, is not remarkable for accuracy.
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