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The most elegant and witty epigrams of Sir Iohn Harrington

... digested into fovre bookes: three whereof neuer before published
Harington, John (1560-1612)

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THE EPISTLE TO ALL Readers, that Epigrams must bee read attentiuely, that Legere & non intellegere, est negligere.
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Sir Iohn Harringtons Epigrams, the first Booke.
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Sir Iohn Harringtons Epigrams, the second Booke.
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Sir Iohn Harringtons Epigrams, the third Booke.
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Sir Iohn Harringtons Epigrams, the fourth Booke.
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1 To an ill Reader.
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2 In lectorem inuidum.
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3 Of Table friends.
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4 The Authour to his wife, of partition.
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5 Of Treason.
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6 Of the warres in Ireland.
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7 Of Women learned in the tongues.
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8 The Author to his wife, of the twelue Signes, how they gouerne.
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9 Against Swearing.
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10 Of little pitie.
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11 Of a Booke called the Gentle Craft.
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12 Of the games that haue beene in request at the Court.
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13 The Author to Queene Elizabeth, in praise of her reading.
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14 Of King Henries wooing.
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15 Two witty answers of Bishop Bonner.
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16 Of Lynus borrowing.
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17 A good answere of the Poet Dant to an Atheist.
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18 Of Quintus almes.
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19 Of Marcus his drunken feasting.
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20 A good iest of a Crow.
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21 Of kissing the foote.
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22 Of a sawcy Cator.
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23 Of a certaine Man.
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24 Of Lesbia.
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25 The horne Cinque-apace.
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26 Of cursing Cuckolds.
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27 Of the pillars of the Church.
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28 Of Exchange.
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29 Of Lesbias kissing craft.
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30 Of sixe sorts of Fasters.
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31 Of Cinna.
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32 Of Claudia.
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33 A rule to Play.
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34 Of a drunken Tobacconist.
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35 Tristis es & fœlix, sciat hoc fortuna Caueto.
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36 A Salisbury tale.
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37 Of a faire Shrew.
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38 Of Gods part.
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39 Of Lalus symoniacall horse-coursing.
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40 An addition to the same Epigram.
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41 Of Cinna.
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42 Of bagge and baggage.
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43 Of a womans kindnes to her husband.
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44 Of Don Pedro.
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45 The Author to his wife.
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46 Of Lelia.
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47 Of a drunken Smith.
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48 Of Soothsaying.
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49 A good request of a Lawyer.
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50 Of Friendship.
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51 Of Caius increase in his absence.
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52 Of a toothlesse Shrew.
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53 To Doctor Sharpe.
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54 Of the Papists Feasts, and the Brownists Fasts.
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55 Of Mile the glutton.
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56 Of Fortune.
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57 Of deuotion and promotion.
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58 Of a painted Lady.
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59 Of Galla's gallantry.
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60 In Cornutum.
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61 Of Paulus, a Flatterer.
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62 Of Lynus, an ill ghest.
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63 Against Pius Quintus, that excommunicated Queene Elizabeth.
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64 Of finding a Hare.
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65 Of Merit, and Demerit.
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66 Of Faustus, Esquire.
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67 Of Peleus friendship.
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68 Of inclosing a Common.
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69 The Author to his wife, of too much stomack.
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70 A witty choice of a Country fellow.
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71 To a great Magistrate, in Re and in Spe.
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72 A comparison of a Booke, with Cheese.
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73 A Scottish verse.
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74 To beggers of Bookes.
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75 In Paulum Athaium.
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76 Of double Fraud.
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77 Of taking a Hare.
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78 The Author to his Wife.
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79 Of too high commendation in a meane person.
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80 Of trusting a Captaine.
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81 In Cornutum.
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82 A Tragicall Epigram.
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83 Of reading Scriptures.
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84 The Author to his wife: a rule for praying.
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85 Pœnitentia pœnitenda: Of a penitent Fryer.
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86 Of a picture with a Ferriman rowing in a tempest, with two Ladies in his boate, whereof he loued one, but she disdained him, and the other loued him, but he not her: now a voice came to his eare, that to saue his boate from beeing cast away, hee must drowne one of the Ladies: in which perplexitie hee speaketh these passions.
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87 The old mans choice.
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88 In Philautum.
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89 To an old Batchelor.
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90 Of two that were married and vndone.
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91 In commendation of a straw, written at the request of a great Lady, that ware a straw Hat at the Court.
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92 In Romam.

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54 Of the Papists Feasts, and the Brownists Fasts.

A Papist dwelling to a Brownist neere,
Their seruants met, and vanted of their cheere,
And first, the Papists man did make his bost,
He had each festiuall both bak't and rost,
And where (said he) your zealous sort allow,
On Christmasse day it selfe to goe to plow,
We feast, and play, and walke, and talk, and slumb
Besides, our holy dayes are more in number:
As namely, we doe keepe with great festiuity,
Our Ladies, both assumption and natiuity;

S. Pauls conuersion, S. Iohns decollation,
S. Laurence broyld, S. Swithens moyst translation,
S. Peters chaines, and how with Angels vision
He brake the prison, quite without misprision.
I grant, the tother said, you seeme more gainesome,
But for your sport, you pay too deare a ransome.
We like your Feasts, your Fastings bred our greeues,
Your Lents, your Ember weekes, and holy Eeues.
But this coniunction I should greatly praise,
The Brownists fasts, with Papists holy daies.
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