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ACHTERTOOL.

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Tune,—“One bottle more.”

From the village of Lessly, with a heart full of glee,
And my pack on my shoulders, I rambled out free;
Resolv'd that same ev'ning, as Luna was full,
To lodge ten miles distant, in old Achtertool.
Thro' many a lone cottage and farmhouse I steer'd,
Took their money, and off with my budget I sheer'd;
The road I explor'd out, without form or rule,
Still asking the nearest to old Achtertool.
A clown I accosted, enquiring the road;
He stared like an ideot, then roar'd out “Gude God,
Gin ye're ga'n there for quarters, ye're surely a fool,
For there's nought but starvation in auld Achtertool.”
Unminding his nonsense, my march I pursu'd,
Till I came to a hill-top, where joyful I view'd,
Surrounded with mountains, and many a white pool,
The small smoky village of old Achtertool.

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At length I arriv'd at the edge of the town,
As Phœbus behind a high mountain went down;
The clouds gather'd dreary, and weather blew foul,
And I hugg'd myself safe now in old Achtertool.
An inn I enquir'd out, a lodging desir'd,
But the landlady's pertness seem'd instantly fir'd;
For she saucy reply'd, as she sat carding wool,
“I ne'er kept sic lodgers in auld Achtertool.”
With scorn I soon left her to live on her pride,
But asking, was told there was none else beside,
Except an old weaver, who now kept a school,
And these were the whole that were in Achtertool.
To his mansion I scamper'd, and rapt at the door;
He op'd, but as soon as I dar'd to implore,
He shut it like thunder, and utter'd a howl,
That rung through each corner of old Achertool.
Provok'd now to fury, the domini I curst,
And offer'd to cudgel the wretch, if he durst;
But the door he fast bolted, though Boreas blew cool,
And left me all friendless in old Achtertool.
Depriv'd of all shelter, thro' darkness I trod,
Till I came to a ruin'd old house by the road;
Here the night I will spend, and inspir'd by the owl,
I'll send up some prayers for old Achtertool!