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The happy Adventure, or the witty Lady: A story.

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Tune, Wert thou much fairer then thou art.

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All you that Wit and Beauty know,
Give ear to me, and I will shew
A Witty Fair-one that can fit
Your mindes with Beauty and with Wit;
She was a Virgin not inthrall'd,
And commonly Maria call'd.

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Fair Isabel was one that she
Had lov'd even from her infancy,

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Which was betroathed to a quick
And nimble youth, call'd Frederick;
Who for a chance which often doth
Befall, refus'd to keep his oath.

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Her Brother was a Merchant, and
Had all her portion in his hand,
A man of judgement, wealth and wit,
And went himself to sea with it;
But certain news came in a day,
He and his ship was east away.

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Her portion by mischance thus gone,
She must no more be lookt upon,
For Frederick will make't appear,
He lov'd her money more then her;
Thus in one day she must forego
A Brother and a Husband too.

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He doth begin to love each grace
That dwells in fair Maria's face,
Her wit and beauty (both combin'd)
So strangely captivate his minde;
That he sollicites night and day
The Lady in a lustful way.

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His last request she answers thus,
Sir, what will people speak of us,
If't should be known, as 'twill (quoth she)
If I at last with childe should be?

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He answers straight (to quit all fear)
E're that be known he'l marry her.

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She bids him come at night, and she
Will entertain him secretly;
Quoth she, if just at ten you'l wait,
You shall come through the garden gate:
One pair of stairs you cannot miss,
Next to the Bower my Chamber is.

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There we in darkness both must lye,
You'l finde no other light but I;
And in the morning when the day
Appears you must make haste away,
Lest Visitants do come to me,
And make a sad discovery.

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He takes his leave of her, but then
Each hour is twenty until ten;
No other thoughts come in his head,
But fair Maria and the bed,
And she as busie is in thought,
How this to pass may well be brought.

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Her purest linnen she does spread,
Perfum'd and pleasant for the bed;
The night grows dark, that none can see,
The hour is come, and so is he:
Now what they do I dare not tell,
I fear you all can guess too well.

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In silence all the night was past,
And both do fall asleep at last;
The morning's come, the sun doth rise,
And now he views his Mistress eyes;
But when he had survey'd her well,
'Twas his contracted Isabel:

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This was the witty fair ones plot,
He swore and curst, and up he got;
Maria doth the Musick guide,
To bid good morrow to the Bride;
And every part o'th' Town doth tell,
That he hath married Izabel.

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He findes himself thus catcht, and he
In silence suffers it to be;
Maria with good news doth come,
Her Brother is come richly home;
And that the rumour of the wrack
(As it appears) was a mistake.

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This proves great joy to Izabel,
Maria likes the news as well;
For 'twas well known that he and she
Were Lovers e're he went to sea:
His coming home hath rais'd them all,
Who did in desperation fall.

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They meet, kiss, and salute their loves,
One's soul in t'others body moves;

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The joyes they have no tongue can tell,
But onely they that love as well;
The Marriage-day appointed is,
The first step to a Lovers bliss.

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You witty fair ones that are here,
Is not this project chaste and clear?
And was it not a noble end,
To pleasure a contracted friend?
Of all that Poets e're exprest,
The witty fair one is the best.