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In Imitation of Hudibras

The Dissenting Hypocrite, or Occasional Conformist; with reflections On Two of the Ring-Leaders, &c. Viz. I. Their Works and Writings. II. Their Professions and Principles. III. Their Qualifications and Parts. IV. Their Persons and Practices [by Edward Ward]

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There goes a Melancholy Story
Of a kind Wood, good-natur'd, sorry
E'er to deny a fair Request
To craving Man, or hungry Beast.
One day a civil Country-Fellow,
As Modest, Mealy-mouth'd and Mellow,
As soothing Whig in sober Mood;
Desires a Handle of the Wood,
To that great Hatchet in his Hand.
The Wood forthwith grants his Demand.
As soon as Royal Oak did store him,
Tho' to Fidelity it swore him,
He Cut down all the Trees before him.
The very Hedges were afraid
To feel th'ungrateful Murd'ring Blade.

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This would have vex'd a Heart of Oak,
And even made a Stone t'have spoke.
When Whigs in former Days Things tore all,
They to this Fable made the Moral.