The poetical works of William Nicholson | ||
THE COUNTRY LASS:
A Tale.
IN EIGHT PARTS.
Part I. The Introduction.
Whar rural peace and pleasure dwell;
And waning age, and wanton youth,
And modest worth, and simple truth,
There lived a lass, if Fame speak true,
Wi' laughin' een and cherry mou',
And sweeter charms than I can paint:
In face and form without a taint.
Douce honest man, he farmed a mailin';
In youthfu' days wrought for his bread,
Wi' gude blue bonnet on his head,
And though the times began to mend,
His auld acquaintance aye he ken'd;
Blest wi' a rive o' common sense,
To polished life made nae pretence:
Was simply plain in a' his dealin's,
Nor wad he step aside for mailin's:
Ne'er preed anither but his wife,—
Ne'er heard a law court in his life;
But never tippled by his lane.
Nor wad his wifie waste his winnin',
But kept a' feat wi' her ain spinnin'—
Held aye the house baith tight and bein,
And made their meltiths warm an' clean:
Whan winter nights war dark and lang,
Could tell her tale or lilt her sang,
'Bout deeds o' weir in former days,
Or lovers' dools on Scotlan's braes,
Wi' weirds and witcheries aft atween,
And unco sights that some had seen;
Nor was she backward or unheedfu'
To ken, or tell o' things mair needfu'—
Had read the Unconverted's Call,
And learnt hail loof-breads o' St Paul,
Wi' sic like learnin' as was common
For ony couthy, country woman.
Although his sonsie helpmate Kate
Was aye the apple o' his e'e,
And mony a bonny bairn had she:
Though fickle fortune brought them gain,
I wot they war'nae free frae pain:
For death, the terror o' us a',
That thins the cot and weeds the ha',
Stauk'd furth wi' a his darts and scythes,
In shape o' measles, kinks, and hives,
Till only ane their care did claim,
And bonny Betty was her name.
She could baith card and spin the woo'
And had the milkness a' in keepin'—
Could knit and sew, and a' sic wark,
As dress her faither's Sunday sark,
Crimp up ilk ruffle, frill, and border,
And set the tea-cups a' in order;
And maxims mony mae were taught her,
That ilka mither shaws her daughter:
Was kind and blythsome wi' her kin,
Or ony neibour that cam' in;
For chapman chiel or beggar body,
Her weel waled word was aye fu' ready,
Till a', baith far and near confest,
She was the bonniest and the best.
O' sweethearts routh she didna want:
Sic beauty, and the name o' siller,
Gart wooers flock like wil'-geese till her.
II. Part II. The Farmer's Son.
Was beef without, but blank within:
On market Mondays sauld a stirk,
On Sunday closely kept the kirk,
Wi' pious zeal, and future views,
To wale a wife, and catch the news.
I wat a pleugh he weel could tune,
And trim his graith, and mend his shoon:
And thresh, and dike, and ditch, and maw;
But then his een and thoughts were blind
To beauties o' the heart and mind.
It never crossed his brain the smallest
If Rome or Glasco' town was aul'est,
Was E'nbro' 'yont or neist the Forth,
If France lay east, or west, or north:
Unmoved, “The Waes o' War” he'd hear,
Nor piteous tale could draw a tear:
In vain the spring her flow'rets spread,
Thoughtless, he'd on the daisy tread;
In vain the wee birds happ'd and sang
The buddin' hazle bank alang;
Or lam'kins roun' him skipt an' play'd,
While ewies for their younglin's maed:
Sic sights nae pleasure brought ava—
Only, if every ewe had twa,
If grass wad gar the outlers sell,
And how the braird look'd on the hill.
At vulgar jest or smutty sang,
His vacant laugh was loud and lang:
Proud, without prudence, wit, or wealth,
His only property was health—
He saw at least ae specious charm—
The lassie's gear wad stock a farm;
And though his hopes did highly shore him,
'Twas but sma' kindness she had for him.
He saw young Betty ere she wist,
Ca'in' the ewes wi' cannie care,
That war a' scattered here and there:
As light she through the clover sprang.
A hunder beauties flushed her cheek,
Her risin' bosom seemed to speak:
The napkin loosed, wi' ease he saw
The bonniest keams o' new-faun snaw.
'Twas then that Love played him a shavie,
And strak his dart in donsie Davie.
Her coats war kiltet to the knee,
And shawed right shapely to the e'e,
A leg sae handsome, feat, and clean—
She leuk'd like ony fairy queen.
But what made him sae simply sober,
To see the lass amang the clover,
And gart his heart aye thump and pat,
Though neither fley'd, nor cauld, nor wat,
And start behint a buss and cour,
Though he had seen the lass afore,
And silent lie like ony maukin,
Wha ne'er afore was feared for talkin',
Till ewe and lamb had left the lair,
And she was hame, and he was there?
When baith were present at the beddin';
On bride-cakes sweet they chewed the cud,
The drink gaed roun' in merry mood,
Wiss'd routh o' bairns and happy days,
And poured libations 'mang the claes:
The left leg hoe they now prepare,
And circle roun' wi' anxious care,
To see wha fortune wad decide
To be the neist bridegroom and bride:—
And lightet saft on Betty's breast:—
The shouts o' laughter roun' were spread;
She stepped aside, but naething said;
While Davie thought the time's at hand
That he maun either fa' or stand.
That maks baith poor and rich sae mad,
And towering genius dull and doited,
And sober sages capernoited,
Wha anxious search but canna get ye,
While ye sit still and never fret ye:
Though aft your secret dens and haunts,
Are fund by folks wha are nae saunts.
By rhymin' second-sighted skill,
I've fund the mansion whar ye dwell;
At least whar you and I hae met,
For 'deed ye're seldom sicker set.
'Tis when the piper's martial lay
Sweeps o'er some Highland wild strathspey;
Whar sprightly flickering dance is seen,
And lightly flows the tartan sheen;
A reekin' bowl, or Highland gill,
The ready rhino at our will;
A frien' at hand wi' wit and glee,
The lass we like best on our knee:
Wha winna be content wi' this,
Is ill to please o' wardly bliss.
Though fully half and half wi' nappy;
Though hale and feir, and routh o' rents,
Like Adam still he had his wants;
But Davie saw his help at han'.
Right blythe he sat by her, I ween,
But ithers soon thrust in atween,
And if she on them deigned to look,
He thought it something frae him took;
For envy catched him in her thrall,
And turned his sweetest joys to gall.
But whisky aye gars courage come,
Dispels ilk doubt, ilk fear and gloom;
For first ae service, then anither,
His courage syne began to gather.
He e'ed his boots, and thought them braw,
Then a' his fears he flung awa;
He bowed—she smiled, and raise to reel,
And few could play their part sae weel.
Her lint-white locks were belted roun'
Save curls that played her e'e aboon,
Where Cupid was in ambush laid,
And mony a wily trick he played:
Her shapely neck, o' fairest hue,
Was graced wi' garnets, gilt and blue;
But vain wad Art her gum-flowers shaw,
Whar Nature's lilies rival snaw.
Nor lap he e'er sae light afore,
Syne pu'd her down upon his knee—
O, what a happy man was he!
He hoasts for breath, but naething said,
His han' upon her shouther laid.
His hopes were high, his heart was fain,
He dights his brow and hoasts again:
At length she gloomy silence brak:
“How's a' your fouk at hame?” quo she;
“They're middling weel,” again quo he;
“To set ye hame I wad be fain;
I'se warrant ye'll no gang your lane.
I saw ye brawlie when ye cam
Out owre the muir wi' gard'ner Tam.
As soon as ye cam to the brow,
I lookit lang and thought 'twas you.
Our young cowt goved, I ga'em a whack,
He pranced and syne the back-rape brak.
When I was tackin't up thegither,
He ate the brecham aff the ither:
For he's sae fu' o' pranks and tricks,
And jumps, and flings, and snores, and kicks.
Yet though he's ill and ill eneugh,
I ne'er saw ony in a pleugh,
When rivin' through yon bent and heather,
That I wad gie the tane for t'ither.
But though I say't that soudna tell,
Nane e'er dare work wi'm but mysel'.
My mither o' him dreads aye skaith,
And says he'll some day be my death.
And ance he hurt my shin right sair,”—
Thinks Bess, “ye'll mak' a bonny pair!”
So up she gat and tripped her ways,
And left the laddie in amaze.
Nae langer could she thole his blether,
But slip't hame canny wi' her faither:
He ne'er again, at kirk or fair,
Durst ever wi' her taigle mair.
III. Part III. The Kirkless Priest.
Wi' sturdy limbs and shouthers wide;
Uninfluenced by cauldrife Saturn,
Had lang been gaping for a patron;
Yet somehow ne'er the nail could hit,
But mis't it ay just at the bit.
Whether the age had swarmed wi' teachers,
Or men were thowless grown 'bout preachers,
Or sense was scorned while clubs had chances,
Or priests war plentier grown than manses,
Or if the laddie wanted merit,
Or savoured mair o' flesh than spirit,
Or gin they're a' like ither men,—
Its mair I'm sure than I can ken.
Although his reverence gat nae kirk,
To think that he should jog through life,
Without the pleasures o' a wife;
Or like a celibastic Roman,
Forswear the joys o' lovely woman!
A neibour's bairn was he, I ween,
And at the college aft had been;
Had learnt to trim his beard wi' grace,
Wi' whiskers half-gate o'er his face;
Could speak and spell wi' modish skill,
And broach the doctrine o' “free will;”
Put on his claes wi' meikle pain,
And brush them clean o' stour and stain;
And shaw how they were born frae Latin;
White whalebone busks for ladies dink,
And wrote love-letters without ink:
Right sharp the vulgar's faut's discernin',
And saw the benefits o' learnin';
Could mak' a bow or shake a paw
Wi' ony gentle o' them a'.
He sometimes tried the shooting sport.
Now as John's groun' was thinly dyket,
And had the muirfowl that he liket,
He'd aft come in, and tak' a seat,
To see the lass, and crack wi' Kate,
Or gie the present o' a hare;—
For he was ay made welcome there,
To what the house could e'er afford
O' coal, or yill, or bed, or board.
Syne she would speir gif he could tell
What age was Adam when he fell?
Whether the serpent flew or gaed?
If Abel's wound was on his head?
Gif Cain's mark was warl' like?
Wha bigget Paradise yard dyke?
Wha it was first that span a sark?
Gif Aaron's rod was peeled o' bark?
If circumcision hurt ane sair?
What was the weight o' Abs'lom's hair?
Wi' mony mae o' sic like kin',
Might puzzlet mony a learned divine,
Wer'tna that Stackhouse, by his study,
Has made them pat and plain already.
He'd aft invite them owre the burn,
And fell twa birds whiles wi' ae stane—
Said grace and saw young Betty hame.
When times would answer, now and than,
He'd tak' her kindly by the han',
Say, not a lady he did know,
A han' sae saft or fair could show;
Then kiss't and clasp it to his breast,
And say he would be truly blest,
The too much favoured happy man,
Would get that heart as weel's the han';
While she would, laughin', push him aft,
And say, I'm sure the man's gane daft.
He brought her a braw muntit kame,
A box, a brooch, a gowden pin,
And learnt her how to put them in;
Then shawed her fashion's newest rig,
And how to crisp and curl a wig,—
Wi' meikle mair, ye needna doubt,
A countra lass kent nought about;
Till through the countra, kirk, and clachan,
She turned the tap and ton o' fashion.
As they cam owre the bracken braes—
The auld folks now were out o' sight,
The sun was sunk ayont the height,—
His arms he laid around her waist,
And ay he close and closer prest.
“My dear Eliza! love,” he said,
“My only angel! heav'nly maid!
The causes o' my grief and pain.
With ardent fires my breast doth burn,
It's a' for your sweet sake I mourn.
O let me clasp thee in my arms,
And bless me wi' thy heaven o' charms.”
Syne said his heart was in a low;
He spak o' darts, and Cupid's bow:
Neist ca'd her Venus, Heb', and Iris,
And names that stunned her wi' their queerness;
Till, by some motions o' his hand,
She better cam to understand.
“'Tis love,” says he, “mak's me sae free;
I hope, my soul, ye will forgi'e.”
“These hopes shall ne'er be realised!”
Quo' Bet, offended and surprised.
“Is that your Scripture, and your readin',
Your E'nbrugh tricks and college breedin'?”
Yet still he held her in his grip,
And wasna willin' to let slip:
Says, “Haud your tongue, Bess, for my blessin',
David, ye ken, was gi'en to kissin'.”
When lo! a bark cam frae the hill,
And syne a whistle, loud and shrill.
'Twas Shepherd Sandy, wi' his doggie,
Cam skelpin down the glen sae scroggie;
His plaid out-owre his shouther flung,
While wi' his notes the echoes rung.
Right fain was she the tyke to see:
The fribble down upon his knee;
Nae langer parley did he claim,
But let her gae, and slippet hame;
Wi' Kate or her to get a crack.
Tacket to every rank and callin',
To a' capacities thy lessons
Addressëd are, and a' professions.
Alike thy baleful influence clings
To cobbler's stalls and courts o' kings;
Thou lead'st the righteous aft astray,
The virgin green and maiden gray,
Till scarce a lifetime can atone
For what some thoughtless moment's done.
But if thou meanest to do right,
Or I've found favour in thy sight,
Oh! never saw thy wil'-kail seed
Near by the poet's houseless head,
Or let his dreams ken aught about ye,
Alas, he's fraiks enow without ye.
IV. Part IV. Sandy the Shepherd.
And could baith read and write fu' weel;
Had thoughts on things baith in and out—
Kent mair than ony herd about:
At sic like wark as he profest,
Was never hinmost, if no' best.
He ance a day could dance and sing,
And on the pipes play mony a spring.
That shoots the shepherd and the beau,
Had hurt his peace, but men't his pen,
Although he ne'er let ony ken:
For Poverty, wi' iron claw,
That cauldrife rook that paiks us a',
Had chilled his hopes and dimm'd his views:
He for a helpmate woo'd the muse.
Nature, through a' her varied hue,
To him had charms for ever new.
He aft would sing his lassie's praise,
Wi' a' his native burns and braes,
And link them up in rustic rhyme,
To answer his loud chaunter's time:
Or sing, in rude and bolder lays,
Some follies o' our modern days.
But where the social band was met,
He ne'er was seen to gloom or fret,
'Twas there he herriet pleasure's nest,
And couped his cap up wi' the best,
Till, saft and clear, like morning dew,
The flights o' wit and humour flew.
Or if a frien' did stand in need
O' help by either word or deed,
He ne'er was sweir a han' to len'
And deemed it siller's noblest en';
That gart himsel' whiles be negleckit,
And by the warldly disrespeckit.
For love by looks can judge the heart.
They baith were bairns brought up thegither,
And aye were unco pack wi' ither.
Or cleant her claes if she had faun;
And wi' his plaid would screen the show'r,
Ere love to plague had catch'd the pow'r.
When she to milk the ewes had gane,
He cam and bure the leglen hame;
Or at the bught she ne'er thought lang,
While he tauld o'er some tale or sang;
And lent her buiks to read at leisure,
Syne talk'd them o'er wi' meikle pleasure,
Till words and thoughts begat a kinship
O' ties mair tender far than frien'ship.
And thought that sic things shouldna be;
Their bairn ta'en up wi' a herd laddie,
And cootlan by their lanes already.
So she was now kept close within;
Her mither aye had tow to spin,
Till love and learnin' a' gaed way.
At the neist term, ne'er asked to stay,
He hired him wi' a neibour man,
And saw but Betty now and than.
That he should see her hame that night;
Jocosely spier'd whar she had been,
That she was gaun sae late at e'en;
And how the priest had chanced to turn
Afore he saw her owre the burn?
She hid her face, and tried to laugh,
And said, “She hadna been far aff.
Ye see that he has ta'en the rue,
But gif he's gane, I've gotten you.”
To haud away the wights unchancie;
For fient a fay durst e'er appear
Sae lang as he was gaun you near.
Yet, rather than ye gang your lane,
I'll do my best to see ye hame.
But, bless me, Betty, gi'es your han',
Ye look as ye could hardly stan';
There's surely something wrang or ither,
Ye ne'er let ae sab wait anither.”
Kindly her han' and arm she gaed:
Awa they slipt but naething said.
Yet, in that silent situation,
For what would he hae changed his station?
Right fain would she hae tell't him a',
Yet something aye within said na.
The heart was fu, 'twould fain been out,
But couldna light on words to suit,—
Till memory stept across the min',
And waked the days o' auld lang syne.
The hawthorn yet stood on the brae
That shielt them mony a simmer day;
Whar the slee pyat wont to hap,
The lanely cushat cooin' sat.
Their seats and houses reared wi' care,
The stanes lay scattered here and there;
And saugh trees, planted by his han',
Waved high their taps, and hid the stran'.
What various thoughts the mind pourtrayed,—
His cheek to hers he saftly laid,
While sympathy, wi' simple haud,
Forgot that modesty forbad.
Wad lick her han' and whisk her knee,
Till she wad straik and clap his head,
Then joyfu' on the way he'd lead.
“O Bess! thir scenes are dear to me,
But doubly sae when blest wi' thee;
Dear as when hope the mind employs,
To picture scenes o' future joys:
Though simmer has withdrawn his beams,
They're aften present in my dreams,
Wi' a' the flow'ry birth o' May,
When we, like them, were young and gay.
Ilk hill and dale, and buss, and green,
Whispers how happy we hae been.
I fear they'll ne'er return again—
And pleasure past but heightens pain:
As wintry calms in mildest form,
Prove aft the prelude to a storm.
When ye war near I aye was glad,
And seemed to see ye aft when fled:
As music through the ear does thrill,
Though ceased, we seem to hear it still.
I kentna then, as I ken noo,
What ill the want o' wealth could do;
Or, if for't e'er my heart did ache,
'Twas only, truly, for thy sake.
Me, fondest fancy whiles would move,
To picture a' the joys o' love;
Till I my wishes could explain,
And some day ye would be my ain:
Then a' my fears to air wad gang—
Now tell me was I right or wrang?”
What may be done some ither day;
Nor can I weel, e'en now define
The thoughts, when young, that crossed my min';
But this I ken, as weel's yoursel',
That some gang daft when they hear tell:
And mair partic'larly my mither,
Whene'er she kens that we're thegither.
On marriage I'm no' fully bent,
Nor do I yet ken their intent;
But soon as I can guess their views,
I'll sen' ye twa lines o' the news.
Ye needna doubt—I'll no forget—
But, see! we're maist come to the yett;
Ye'd better turn.”—Quo he, “Ye'll mind,”
So kissed, shook han's, and parted kind;
While back he scoured out owre the bent,
And thought his journey no ill spent.
The pliver whistled o'er the fey,
The bleater coursed aboon the bog,
Up the glens crap the lazy fog,
The saft win' shook the witherin' grass;
But Nature, in her hamely dress,
Wi' her habiliments laid by,
Can please us, when the hopes are high.
Amang his mountains bleak and bare,
He hugs himsel' wi' hamely fare,
And sleeps as soun' 'tween earthen wa's
As lords within their lofty ha's.
V. Part V. The Wylie Merchant.
That lived in the neist borough toun,
A wily, spruce, and nipping blade,
Wha made the penny aye his trade,
And played upon the country foibles,
Or soothed the lasses up wi' baubles.
To every creed he tuned his strain,
And sauld his music aye for gain;
Had aft the art, whar'er he went,
To mak' fouk wi' themsel's content:
This gart them aft his fauts forget;
For flattery's aye a sicker bait.
He toiled till he had got a birden
O' coats, and gowns, and corduroys,
And lace, and gauze, and ither toys;
Nor after that was he mair slack,
But gat a beast to bear his pack.
And clash wi' Kate, and sell them claes;
And whiles upon the trump would play,
Or sing the dools o' “Duncan Gray,”
Or gie to Bet, though she was sma',
A screed o' lace to make her braw:
And aften to himsel' would hum—
“Thy tocher will do good to some.”
A throwgaun, rattlin', merry chiel,
And fouk a' thocht him doin' weel;
But after soon set up a shop.
To buy some braws, or sell her ware,
Although the shop was e'er sae prest,
He'd spier for her and a' the rest;
Would rub his han's, her chin would pat,
Say, “Love, and dear, and bonny Bet,
Do ye no want a braw new gown,
A muslin mantle, or a crown?
John, show these shawls and sarsnets, quick,
That cam frae Lon'on the last week.
Now, I can tell ye, without flatterin',
Baith for the cheapness and the pattern,
They're most astonishin' to see;
But look yoursel', and heedna me.
I'll mak' them—but ye needna tell,
Nane gets sae low, love, but yoursel'.”
Then wad he kindly lead her ben,
And seat her in the parlour en',
Whar tea and trockery a' war ready,
That weel might ser't the brawest lady;
A Roman urn wi' siller slabs,
And China ware wi' giltet gabs.
Bless me, ye're turned a strappin' quean,
Sin' I stayed at your faither's house,
He was an honest man, and douce!
And then, sae fluently ye speak,
And sic a blossom's on your cheek;
Though our town nymphs be trig and braw,
Shame fa' me but ye ding them a'.
For you, sae rich, and braw, and bonny:
Wha saw your craft about the gloamin',
Wad see them thick and thrang a-roamin'.”
A' this he said. Then she again—
“O, sir, ye're surely makin' game;
Or think ye I can a' believe
What ye in compliment me give?
But, Mr Din, if ane might speir,
Ye've haen a house this mony a year,
Wi' a' things fit to comfort life—
How live ye thus without a wife?”
“I own,” quo he, “in this I'm wrang,
But then the warl' held me thrang;
And, ere that I can get gear wi' me,
The fient a ane, I fear, will hae me,
Ye see I've near lost mark o' mouth,
And lasses aye are fond o' youth:
But tell me truly, now, could ye
Be happy wi' the like o' me?
In this, dear Bet, I am not mockin',
Though whiles I hae a gate o' jokin'.
O! what a pleasure I wad hae,
To keep you like a lady gay.”—
But here the prentice in did pop,
And o' the dialogue made a stop.
So she gaed hame while it was light,
And dreamt o' ribbons a' the night.
For fashion's freaks sae filled her head,
She soon forgat her shepherd lad;
Or if she min't him sin' that night,
She saw him in a different light—
But that has neither house nor haudin';
And then my mither's peace 'twad kill:
Bairns aye should do their parents will—
They maistly aye do weel does that.
Weel, fouk in towns live trig and neat,
And some do say, if poortith come,
That love, like reek, flies up the lum.
Thus by the dint o' soundest reason,
She found her former passion treason—
Let doatin' fools say what they will,
A woman will be woman still.
She showed them a' her braw new claes,
And tauld auld Kate she never saw
The merchant ha'e a shop sae braw.
“Frae Lon'on now his goods he brings:
I'm sure he sells a' unco things.
The factor's wife, wi' young Miss Grace,
Were there and bought a new pelisse,
A' trimmed wi' gimp o' velvet green,
The prettiest thing that e'er was seen.
The fouk say, a' the country roun',
He sells the cheapest in the town;
And then, he's aye sae frank and free:
Yestreen he gart me stay to tea,
And showed me a' before we stentit,
Out through the house—it's newly pentit;
And meikle mair than I can name,
O' furniture that's new come hame;
Syne tret me to a glass o' gin,
And wondered that ye ne'er cam in.”
To lay a plack, forgain a pun,
He's on you thrown a wily e'e:
For weel I mind when ye were wee,
He'd please you aft when I was thrang,
And sing you mony a merry sang,
And bring you fairins frae the fair,
And speak about your bonny hair.
Although the town's fouk wi' their havers,
About him raise sic lies and clavers,
The fient a civiler chiel there's in't:
Fouk aye should roose the ford's they fin't.”
Wi' routh o' cracks and routh o' yill,
“How the last Parliament that sat
Was busied wi' the Lord knows what,
O' kirk and state and dark petitions,
And souderin' mighty coalitions;
What Wellington had done in Spain;
How foreign war keeps up the grain:
That tax and tithes were now nae play,
And land was risin' every day:
How the rude Russians frae the woods,
Had soused poor Boney in the suds,
And cowed his garments by his wame,
And shaved his beard, and sent him hame,
And raised a dearth 'mang Paris barbers;
How Britain shored to block his harbours:
But some said when it cam a thow,
They feared again his beard wad grow,
And learn the Cossacks a new fling,
And cow their whiskers 'gain the spring.
Wi' Madison at their board head,
Had led our brigs and boats a dance,
And ta'en their trade awa to France.
How, gif the Papist Bill would pass,
'Twould bring the nation to distress;
Sound orthodox it would enthral,
And fill their seats wi' sons o' Baal:
For Satan and the Man o' Sin
Need nought but their wee finger in,
And Gibeon's sons wi' a' their clatter,
Should hew the wood and draw the water”—
Auld John gaes hame, and thought and said,
“Weel, yon chiel has an unco head.”
The auld fouks saw their prospect bright.
While Betty's heart was blythe and gay,
The merchant cam' ae King's fast-day:
They a' a kindly welcome gae'm,
And treat him weel wi' curds and cream;
When in return fu' kind was he,
And fetched auld Kate a pun' o' tea.
They cracked owre a' the news in town,
And preed a drap to synd them down;
Syne tauld his erran' pat and plain,
And saw it wasna that ill ta'en.
Betty looked down and held her tongue;
Her mither doubted she was young,
And aiblins whiles might act amiss,
In managin' a house like his.
“Indeed,” quo John, “I canna tell,
I wished her aye to please hersel';
Unless 'twere a' the farer wrang;
It's nae faut they that bear the load
Should hae the choosin' o' the road,
And they wha climb the slippery tree,
Should pluck the fruits that please the e'e.
The great respect to her ye've paid,
Should surely aye be duly weighed:
What say ye, dochter, speak out plain
Your answer to the gentleman?”
She tarried lang, as in a swither,
Then sought a fortnight to consider;
While he, contentit, slippet hame,
For, 'las! his fire edge was gane.
VI. Part VI. The Luckless Errant.
And neibours talked o't roun' about,
And through the countra flew ding dang,
That thae twa wad be wed ere lang;
When some, nae doubt, through frien'ly views,
Tauld Sandy the unwelcome news,
Whilk sic a stoun sent to his breast
As some ha'e foun' but few exprest.
Spread out its arms to western wind,
Or bathe its bud in April dews,
While wild birds warbled through its boughs,
Its foliage thinned, its branches torn?
Or ha'e ye seen the parent mild,
Bow o'er his sickly only child,
While silent griefs his bosom wound,
Unmindful of his friends around?
While croudin' thoughts his mind o'ercome;
Or, if a gleam stept cross his mind,
O days when she was true and kind,
Then wicked memory, ne'er asleep,
That brings the sour as weel's the sweet,
Brought to his mind anither matter—
How she had never sent the letter;
Or when he saw her e'er sinsyne,
To be their lanes did ne'er incline.
And breezes bore the saft perfume;
The birken bank or blushing flower
To please him now had lost their power;
The bird that charmed him in the spring,
Was now an idle chitterin' thing;
The burnie singin' owre the linn
But stunned and deaved him wi' its din:
His mind, retiring, shunned ilk joy,
Like sickly virgin, pale and coy:
Even a' the pleasures life could gie,
He viewed them wi' a jaundiced e'e.
And see gif a' was true was said,
At midnight hour, wi' grief opprest,
When thoughtless sauls were at their rest,
And sought her door wi' meikle pain,
There at the window peepit in,
But a' was still and dark within:
His bane, his bliss, his a' was there;
His hopes were dull, his heart was sair;
Each wonted signal now he tries,
He chaps, he whispers, hoasts, and cries,
“Oh! are ye sleepin', Betty dear?”
Yet she lay still and doughtna hear;
But the unchancie curs within
Soon heard, and made a gowlin' din:
Till Kate waked, wi' an unco fike,
Cries “What's ado! the dogs gane gyte!
The Lord look till us and our wean,
For something surely ca'd her name;
Like a wild skreich borne on the wind,
And thrice it duntit on the grund:
Wi' sic a soun my lugs were stouned
The night afore Jean Tamson drowned—
John, did ye hear that voice sae deep?”
“Hout, I heard nought—lie still and sleep.”
To be thus cow'ring, like a thief,
A' chilled wi' cauld, and wet wi' rain,
For ane that felt nae for his pain.
His patience could nae langer thole;
He stapt twa lines through the key-hole.
The light'ning gleamed the blasts between:
His road lay owre a dreary moor,
And by a castle's haunted tower,
Till vaults re-echoed a' within.
The spate spewed owre ilk burn and sleugh,
The tod screamt eldricht frae the cleugh,
Auld Dee spread wide his darkened waves,
And roared amang his rocky caves;
The moon and stars their light withdrew,
And hid their heads frae human view,
As daunderin' slow, he stalked his lane,
A' wearied, wan, and wae-begane,
His fondest fairy dreams were fled—
He sighed, and wished him wi' the dead.
That laughs at poverty distrest,
Wham sighs and sorrows seldom move,
Art thou the gentle power of Love?
Mild is thy visage, gay and young,
Thy voice like fabled syren's song;
Soft is thy dalliance for an hour,
Ere yet equipt with all thy power:
But where with sceptred power thou reigns,
Thou bindst thy subjects up in chains,—
Chains stronger far than bands o' brass,
Then leaves them, raving in distress.
Had spread their light owre loch and lawn,
Up sprang the lark, on early wing,
And waked his field-mates round to sing;
When Kate, aye eident for their weal,
Gat up, and maist fell owre the wheel;
Her brats she on her bouk was drawin,
Afore the cock had ceased frae crawin';
And looks the lift, to judge the day.
To shoot your sonnets sic a road:
For, coming near the water-kit,
She sees some white thing at her fit,
As back she owre the threshold treadit—
But, praise be blest!—she couldna read it.
First thought it was a Johnnie Napier,
Then deemed it Betty's curling paper;
Flang't in the bole behint the lum,
Rakes down the coals, and lights her gun.
But breakfast done, and reading by,
The men to hill, and Kate to kye,
When Betty, busied at her wheel,
And lilting owre Lord Moira's reel,
Hard by the bole had ta'en her stan',
She sees the scrawl, and kens the han'.
The paper trembled as she read,
And aye her colour came and gaed:—
“Thou fause, though fairest o' thy kind,
That wounds my peace, and racks my mind,
Canst thou thy Sandy's heart disdain,
And slight his love for sordid gain;
That ance his fondest hopes would cheer,
And bless him with thy presence dear?
I fain wad seen thee by thysel',
To tak' the lang and last farewell,
Afore that waefu' knot be tied,
That bin's thee for anither's bride,
Into a happy rival's arms.
Far be't frae me, that I dissuade,
Or blame you for the choice you've made:
But had ye been content to gi'e
Your han' through life, and luck wi' me,
For you ilk care and cross I'd meet,
And toiled through winter's win' and weet;
Nor should it e'er been wardly gain,
I think, should cost you grief or pain.
But Fate sic favours doughtna deign;
Alas! ye never can be mine.
Adieu! and may ye happy be,
As e'er I thought to've been wi' thee.”
And wondered how it could come there;
Stunned and confused her senses seem,
Like ane new wakened frae a dream.
VII. Part VII. The Beggar Bodie.
A silly, faichless, beggar bodie.
The tattered remnants o' her claes
Looked like remains o' better days:
Though young in years, seemed auld in grief,
And faintly sought some sma' relief.
Within her withered, wearied arm,
There lay a silly, thrawart bairn,
That seemed to swap some face she knew.
The waefu' thing began to greet;
She bade her come and warm its feet;
Then sighed and pitied sair her lot,
And gae her kail, warm frae the pot.
Then in cam Kate and did her e'e,
Says, “Honest woman, where live ye?
Hae ye a man; or is he dead,
That ye've sae early tried the trade?”
The waefu' body hung her head.
“Indeed, gudewife, I've neist to nane,
Although I chanced to hae this wean.
Some's born to poortith, some to plenty;
Some ne'er do weel, though e'er so tentie.
My fouks a' died when I was wee,
And now I'm come to what ye see;
And a' by a fause merchant loon,
Lives het and fou within the town.
He has brought me to meikle shame,
And hurt my peace, my health, and name.”
Quo Kate, “Can that be Mister Din?”
“Indeed,” quo she, “the vera ane.
My gutcher, too, now he's awa,
That lived within the Rattan Raw—
Ye aiblins kent him—Andro Reid—
He seldom saw the faut I did.
Sae I got plenty o' my will;—
We lived by selling hame-brewed yill.
Rab aft cam owre at gloamin's e'e,
To tak a drap, and crack wi' me.
He soon turned mair than common kind;
Though he would vow and praise my face,
Till ance the priest had said the grace.
But by his devilish Judas skill
He soon brought a' things to his will:
He said he had some secret en's,
Forbye the angerin' o' his frien's;
But for to show that he was kind,
And put a' doubts out o' my mind,
He kent a priest that lived near by,
Wha soon our han's and hearts would tie;
But I should stay at hame as yet,
Till ance we saw a time mair fit.
Alas! I sawna where I ran,
Like ithers, fond to get a man:
Owre deep for me the scheme was laid,
I deemed it gospel a' he said;
For what we wish we soon believe,
Which gars me now baith greet and grieve.
The priest turned out—what need I tell,
A maskëd villain like himsel'.
I o' him now began to doubt,
For he cam seldomer about;
And when I rued, and vowed, and grat,
He soothed me on wi' this and that.
We carried on a time o' sinnin',
(For evil needs but a beginnin',)
Till, by our frequent being thegither,
I fand I soon would be a mither,
Sae when it could nae mair be hid,
'Twas then I o' my spark got rid;
He shunned me now where'er we met,
Then when I gaed to speak to him,
He aye was thrang, or no within.
So now my gutcher I maun tell,
When I could hardly gang mysel',
His time-worn cheek yet paler grew,
The dim red frae his fa'en lip flew;
‘Oh! luckless bairn—this for my care!’
He saw my tears, and said nae mair,
But took his staff, and awa' he set,
But an unholy welcome gat.
Rab would do nought but curse and swear,
And ca' me names I ill could bear;
Denied our marriage, time and place,
And said he hardly kent my face,
And would advise us, as a friend,
To gang to some I better kend,
For gif we gae him mair abuse,
He'd tak us to a bigger house.
We tried the law—the law was vain,
It only brought expense and pain;
He took it to a higher court;
We hadna siller to gie for't;
A poind was ca'd, we maun remove,
For saying things we couldna prove.
Feeble, in want and sair disgrace,
We wistna where to show our face.
My gutcher cheered me, said his prayers;
But grief brought down his auld grey hairs,
And ere this wee thing saw the light,
His e'en were closed in endless night,
And left us, at its luckless birth,
But sighs and sabs made out the rest.
The bairnie looked wi' piteous e'e,
And screeched, and wailed, and clasped her knee.
So feeble ivy round doth clim'
Yon leafless tree hang's o'er the linn.
“The creature's in an unco state;
If a' be true that she has said,
He's a debauched and devilish blade.”
While Betty's wheel ceased to gang roun',
She jimply 'scapit frae a swoon:
Her rock turned yellow, green, and blue;
She fand hersel' she kentna how;
And cried out loud, “I winna hae him!”
Quo Kate, “The Lord defend us frae him!
Or ony ane o' sic like kind
Should e'er be boun' to me or mine.”
And a' took out a full protest.
Part VIII. The Conclusion.
Whilk strayed awa' to Sandy's fey;
Young Betty blythely gaed to get her,
And he, as joyfu' saw and met her.
He spak, she smiled, and looked fu' sweet;
Twa hearts were ne'er so fond to meet.
He was a truly happy man.
But wha, think ye, could tell the pow'r
O love within that happy hour?
Or how he pressed, and she was kind—
Let lovers picture't in their mind,
That feel the favour o' sic blisses,
Though naething passed but harmless kisses.
The rose-tree forth her blossoms fling;
Spread her saft fragrance through the air,
Near by the lily, blooming fair,
Though rudely bent wi' showery blast,
Look fairer when the storm was past.
Might seek out for her wha they would,
Be't priest, or laird, or limb o' law,
She'd wed wi' him afore them a';
Then bade him come some day and see
What way the auld fouk would tak wi';
And meikle mair they spak about,
For lovers' talk runs seldom out.
When blinks o' day were partly gane,
They parted blythe, to meet again.
To face auld Kate, for want o' gear:
'Twas thus he stack, 'tween hope and doubt,
Till time a difference brought about.
Fortune for ance brak through her rules,
Grown weary aye o' favourin' fools,
And blest him wi' a lump o' siller,
Though he had ne'er made courtship till her.
Lived lang amang the sugar canes.
Had sauld his soul by unfair means,
To win a fortune to his frien's;
Sae destitute o' ought was gude,
For gowd would sauld his flesh and blude;
Had gruesome cau'drons ever boiling,
And scores o' slaves around him toiling;
And aften would himsel' solace
Within their greasy black embrace.
It's a' in taste; but as they tell,
He aye was whipper-in himsel';
And gart the lash wi' rigour crack,
Till red sweat started frae their back;
It cured his spleen to hear their squeels,
To score their hips, and clog their heels:
'Twas strange that hell he never feart,
For nought on yirth comes half sae near't;
But death strak in and scorched his liver,
And boiled his brains up in a fever;
So he maun die, and leave them a'
To far-aff frien's he never saw.
But cam to visit John and Kate,
While Bess was unco blythe to see him;
And a' a hearty welcome gie him;
Kindly for a' his kin they speir;
Says, “ye're an unco stranger here;”
Sae soon an ingle was brought ben,
And soon they plucked the hoodet hen;
A claith was spread upon the board,
And Sandy's Mistered every word.
John said a grace like ony prayer;
Then heaps his plate wi' beef and kail,
And bids him tak a hearty meal;
Syne round they swill the barley broo.—
Thou get'st us friends, baith kind and mony;
Maks hamely lasses dear and bonny;
Opes the blate wooer's steekit mouth;
And gars the lawyer speak the truth:
Maks wee men great men, mony a time;
Gars poets preach, and pipers rhyme;
And clears up mony a point o' faith:
In short, reverses a' but death,
Wi' youth their hearts and han's to join;
His proffers now were frank and warm,
Nor did they deem his offers harm.
The Haly Chanter gat a crown;
A cart was yokit for the town,
To buy the braws they aff did bicker,
Forbye a lade o' laeves and liquor;
Then at the manse, as they cam' by,
Bespake Mess John, the knot to tie.
Thus time, as usual, glade away;
But Sandy thought ilk hour a day,
Till ance that happy e'en drew near
To fill his arms wi' a' was dear;
He thanked his stars and happy fate,
That blest him wi' his bonnie Bet.
The joys o' bridal nights to sing,
Where twa fond hearts in union move.
Yet, though she downa weel express't,
There's some, nae doubt, will try to guess't.—
Nor will I tak in han' to say
They were quite happy monie a day,
And aye were full as fond o' ither
As the first day they gaed thegither.
There's nane exempit frae life's cares,
And few frae some domestic jars;
A' whiles are in, and whiles are out,
For grief and joy come time about.
And they that doubt may try, and see
Whether it's them that's right, or me.
But, if content stays here ava,
Ye'd think their chance was no that sma.
At this lang tale, without a moral;
Say, I've intruded on his time,
Wi' lengthened play o' doggerel rhyme,
I freely own, 'twas wrote for pleasin'—
This age is not for moralizin':
For this is law, says Vicar Bray,
To suit yoursel' to present day.
THE BROWNIE OF BLEDNOCH.
And the fient a body did him ken;
He tirled na lang, but he glided ben
Wi' a dreary, dreary hum.
When the drumlie cloud has it half o'ercast;
Or the struggling moon when she's sair distrest.—
O sirs! 'twas Aiken-drum.
Wi' a gape and a glower till their lugs did crack,
As the shapeless phantom mum'ling spak,
“Hae ye wark for Aiken-drum?”
As they stared at this wild and unyirthly wight,
As he stauket in 'tween the dark and the light,
And graned out, “Aiken-drum!”
Cries Kate, “there's a hole where a nose should hae been;
And the mouth's like a gash which a horn had ri'en;
Wow! keep's frae Aiken-drum!”
The lassie swarfed, loot fa' the pail;
Rob's lingle brak as he men't the flail,
At the sight o' Aiken-drum.
A lang blue beard wan'ered down like a vest;
But the glare o' his e'e nae bard hath exprest,
Nor the skimes o' Aiken-drum.
But a philabeg o' the rashes green,
And his knotted knees played ay knoit between:
What a sight was Aiken-drum!
As they trailed on the grun' by his taeless feet;
E'en the auld gudeman himsel' did sweat,
To look at Aiken-drum.
The auld wife tried, but her tongue was gane;
While the young ane closer clasped her wean,
And turned frae Aiken-drum.
And she deemed the Bible might ward aff scaith,
Be it benshee, bogle, ghaist or wraith—
But it fear't na Aiken-drum.
“What wad ye, where won ye—by sea or by lan'?
I conjure ye—speak—by the Beuk in my han'!”
What a grane ga'e Aiken-drum!
I dwalt in a spot where a burn rins na by;
But I'se dwall now wi' you, if ye like to try—
Hae ye wark for Aiken-drum?
I'll berry your crap by the light o' the moon,
And baa the bairns wi' an unken'd tune,
If ye'll keep puir Aiken-drum.
I'll kirn the kirn, and I'll turn the bread;
And the wildest fillie that ever ran rede
I'se tame't,” quoth Aiken-drum!
To gather the dew frae the heather bell—
And to look at my face in your clear crystal well,
Might gie pleasure to Aiken-drum.
I use nae beddin', shoon, nor sark;
But a cogfu' o' brose 'tween the light and dark,
Is the wage o' Aiken-drum.”
Our workers are scant—we hae routh o' meal;
Gif he'll do as he says—be he man, be he de'il,
Wow! we'll try this Aiken-drum.”
His eldritch look gars us swarf wi' fear,
And the fient a ane will the house come near,
If they think but o' Aiken-drum.
Despair sits brooding aboon his e'e bree,
And unchancie to light o' a maiden's e'e,
Is the grim glower o' Aiken-drum.”
Is't na hallowmas now, and the crap out yet?”
Sae she silenced them a' wi' a stamp o' her fit;
“Sit yer wa's down, Aiken-drum.”
By the streamer's gleam, or the glance o' the moon;
A word, or a wish—and the Brownie cam sune,
Sae helpfu' was Aiken-drum.
He ne'er could look straught on Macmillan's cup;
They watched—but nane saw him his brose ever sup,
Nor a spune sought Aiken-drum.
For mony a day a toiled wight was he;
While the bairns played harmless roun' his knee,
Sae social was Aiken-drum.
Fond o' a' things feat for the first five weeks,
Laid a mouldy pair o' her ain man's breeks
By the brose o' Aiken-drum.
What spell was him and the breeks between;
For frae that day forth he was nae mair seen,
And sair missed was Aiken-drum.
Crying “Lang, lang now may I greet and grieve;
For alas! I hae gotten baith fee and leave,
O, luckless Aiken-drum!”
Wi' your pros and your cons wad ye decide
'Gainst the 'sponsible voice o' a hale country-side
On the facts 'bout Aiken-drum?
The mark o' his feet's left on mony a stane;
And mony a wife and mony a wean
Tell the feats o' Aiken-drum.
At spiritual guests and a' sic gear,
At the Glashnoch mill hae swat wi' fear,
And looked roun' for Aiken-drum.
When the moon was set, and the stars gied nae light,
At the roaring linn in the howe o' the night,
Wi' sughs like Aiken-drum.
On one occasion Brownie had undertaken to gather the sheep into the bught by an early hour, and so zealously did he perform his task, that not only was there not one sheep left on the hill, but he had also collected a number of hares, which were found fairly penned along with them. Upon being congratulated on his extraordinary success, Brown exclaimed, “Confound thae wee grey anes! they cost me mair trouble than a' the lave o' them.”
A communion cup, belonging to John M'Millan, founder of the body lately known as the Reformed Presbyterian, now in union with the Free Church of Scotland —a church in Castle-Douglas bearing his name. Mr M'Millan was minister of Balmaghie for more than two years, and was deposed for his nonconformity to the Established forms of Church Government in December, 1703. He died on 1st December, 1753, at Broomhill, in Lanarkshire, at the venerable age of 84 years.
This cup was treasured by a zealous disciple in the parish of Kirkcowan, and long used as a test by which to ascertain the orthodoxy of suspected persons. If, on taking the precious relic into his hand, the person trembled, or gave other symptoms of agitation, he was denounced as having bowed the knee to Baal, and sacrificed at the altar of idolatry; and it required, through his future life, no common exertions in the good cause, to efface the stigma thus fixed upon him.
THE PEACOCK: A Modern Satire.
IN FOUR PARTS.
I. Part I.
How kind has nature been to you,
In formin' a' your feathers fair,
Your weel fledged wings, and stars so rare,
Glancin' by day, but dim by night,
Right fair for show, but dull for light.
Will show their face, and proffer kindness;
But should misfortune's gloamin' shade us,
We'll fin', owre late, thae frien's hae fled us.
Thy gaudy neck and breast sae fine,
Where little tinted rainbows shine,
Twitterin' like dewdrops on the thorn,
When early sunbeams paint the morn.
Appear like studs in siller set;
Or pearls hung in gowden ring,
That near the ladies' luglocks hing:
Thy head appears majestic drest,
Crowned wi' a bonny wavin' crest;
Or like my Peggy's gumflowers gay,
That bloom, although it be not May;
Who thinks himsel' a flashy blade,
While ribbons roun' his tap he gathers,
And thinks to fear the French wi' feathers;
Or dreams o' gear and great preferment,
Because he's pimpèd for his sergeant:
But lo! the hungry days o' drillin',
Of marchin', haltin', floggin', wheelin',
Bow down his feathery brain o' sallies,
And pluck his bonnet o' its walies.
Ye spread your beauties to the sun,
And veer about wi' airy pride,
To keep afore your fairest side;
Or jink aroun' wi' airy wheel,
To hide the bareness o' your keel.
Will flirt and ogle, dance and sing;
Wi' dashing wig o' mony a shade,
To grace him when his hair is fled;
Displays his snuff-box, hands a fan,
And shows himsel' a lady's man:
But should he deign the dance to wheel up,
Or miss a foot, and cock his keel up,
What dire disgrace might intervene,
And a' his lockless lugs be seen!
A peacock soon may lose his tail:
Yet comin' spring wi' genial heat,
Can mak' the bird again complete:
But beaux may tine, and few to see them,
What belles or barbers ne'er can gie them.
Ye'll dirty a' your bonny pens;
And raise a stour might spoil your gloss,
And gar your beauties come to loss.
Is that the way ye show your passion,
Or is't the method now in fashion?—
I truly think it is the gait,
For yonder's ane ta'en wi' the bait.
Fa' in my arms thus for a wee,
I'd hae mysel' wi' feathers stuck,
And for thy sake become a buck.
And dashin' show their outward powers;
Will shake their frills wi' fuss and din,
But, O! it's vacuum a' within.
That will be caught by outward charms.
How soon we see some female pet,
And like the Pea-hen catch the bait.
Wi' silken hose and glancin' gown,
That's no distressed wi' meikle happin,
Disclose the beauties o' her crappin';
And should that fail, she'll dance a jig,
To shaw the shin-side o' her leg,
Keen to entrap some merchant loon,
Or countra laird new come to town.
Her capper clippin's glister fine,
He never saw ought sae divine;
Wi' love he's like to break his shins,
To win a wee ayont the screens:
And draws the water to his mouth,
Then at the lang run pumps his purse,—
Great mercy gif it be nae worse!—
Syne draws the curtain roun' her spark,
Where love works wonders in the dark.
(Folks see not wonders ilka day),
And doubtna ye hae a' heard tell,
O' peacocks wi' a fiery tail,
Might show a man his goods to han'le,
And save him meikle coal and can'le.
So, haply, he may fin' bestowed,
Some sure memorial for his gowd.
'Tis thus declining female star,
That tines her blossom in the war;
Wha's beauty's worn to shreds and patches,
When nature fails, at art she catches;
Rubs o'er wi' reams her brows and mouth—
Like long-lived birds renews her youth.
Her cheeks turned pale, supplies wi' paint,
Still breath she smoors wi' oils and mint;
E'en Nature's knowes that now are fled,
Where love in youthfu' days has played,
She'll them supply wi' teats o' woo,
That cheat the unsuspecting view:
Yet though they hum the gazing youth,
A near encounter shows the truth.
Some forward spark, on midnight ramble,
Descries their fau'ts but coal or can'le.
'Tis whispered roun', her lovers fail;
And scours to fairs and countra races,
Wi' ruffs and muffs, and trappin's mony,
To hook some simple countra Johnny.
But countra John likes countra Jenny,
And nane taks tent o' gentle Fanny.
Wi' dust gets a' her walies spoiled,
Or may be waur, her wishes foiled,
She fears her freaks are near an en',
And pines awa like “Jinken's hen”:
Yet still she sighs for youthfu' sport,
And now she tries the last effort.
Wi' haly reverence in her looks,
She buys a bunch o' preachin' beuks;
And o' the faith becomes defendant,
And lives a pious independent:
Wi' former frien's has mony a battle,
But they like nae sic cantin' cattle.
Till some pert lad that lives by weavin'
Her mim-mou'd looks and sighs deceivin',
Mistaks for grace her whines and rantin',
She traps him by the bait o' cantin'.
Comparin' ladies to a peacock.
Can sic-like rhymers and pretenders,
That's lost their reckonin' in the genders,
Set up their face wi' men o' letters,
To spin out satires on their betters;
Wi' crabbit mou' our fau'ts to hammer?—
They'd better stap and learn their grammar.
For a' their skill in tropes and figures,
Frae beings that ne'er had existence.
There's mony a lengthened learned head,
Has spun out rhymes for fools to read,
Wi' heathen gods and fictions drest,
Syrens and Sylphs, and a' the rest—
Gif pick out thae from every nook,
Their rhymes might gang in little bouk.
Poets o' panegyric or satire,
Ha'e studied fiction mair than nature:
So I, like them, may look about me,
And seek hyperboles to suit me.
II. Part II.
Perhaps the maist o't is to come yet;
So here I go, be't verse or prose,
To draw my similies to a close.
But faith I fear I've tint my subject,
And wi' my fancies lost the object;
My bird is no yet full surveyed,
We'll view him on the other side.
Thy studded tail and glossy nape,
Hast e'en thy failings, cracks and flaws,
Thy eldritch scraichs and fiend-like claws:
Thy belly's but a dirty din,
Thy flesh and banes are foul within;
As I hae seen a stately biggin',
Restin' aboon the great folks riggin',
Engraved wi' mighty, lofty, great;
But search it closely, lo, ye'll fin'
But banes and dust and dross within.
In this ye dinna reason fair:
Your wame's fu' weel for a' our blethers,
Although it has nae bonny feathers;
They hap you weel and keep you warm,
And save your tenderer parts frae harm.
So things we never should abuse,
That's no for show, but made for use—
There's ither birds that I could name,
Has coarser feathers on their wame;
And mony a fowl, though brawly tappit,
That looks best when their legs are happit.
Ye're seen about nae poor man's house—
Ye're no for travel, no for toilin',
Ye're no for roastin', stewin', boilin';
Your only being's but for show,
Or mind the ladies o' a beau.
Are ye contenter wi' your pens,
Than cock-malierie wi' his hens,
While he upon the midden craws,
And ye to sun spread out your braws?
Or can ye better bide the stour
Of comin' winter's chilly power;
Or dree misfortune's keener storm,
Than chucky in her hamely form?
I trow your trappin's then are vain,
And only catch the win' and rain;
But 'las! thou hast owre mony marrows.
Bestows nae pleasure wi' sic odds,
As whiles we think, in lowly state,
Viewin' the greatness o' the great;
For if content's within the breast,
Eneugh will do as weel's a feast:
'Tis true they ha'e the brawer houses,
Their naigs, and nowte, and rowth o' spouses;
Their chaise to ride in when they tire—
Their ease, their wine, their bleezin' fire;
Their titles, lands, and livin's braw,
Their crouchin' flunkies at their ca';
Their sumptuous meals are never scant,
They never ken the carle, Want—
But then, what signifies their treasure?
Their burden Plenty brings nae pleasure;
They're born to wealth, and think't nae blessin';
They ken nae pleasure in possessin'.
Gif nae restraint the object claim,
It leaves the wish without an aim.
Idle in life, they try a' schemes,
Adorn their backs, and fill their wames;
Fulfil ilk wish, be't right or wrang,
But never stay by ae thing lang.
They ken nae gude o' weel-timed meal,
That kitchens oft the poor man's kail;
They never ken the sweets o' toilin',
That keeps the gloomy mind frae spoilin';
They're seldom blest wi' rosy health,
For a' their lumps o' ease and wealth;
That keep the feeble hopes in tune.
In short, we've thoughtless joys and wants,
They wealth, wi' nervous thraws and gaunts.
Ye downa thole a close dissection;
And thus the proverb does declare,
That far aff fowls hae feathers fair.
That feathers often form the bird;
But twine thee o' thy trappins a',
Thou'rt waur faur'd than a pluckit daw.
Be strippit o' their bands and border,
And sic-like trappin's o' the sect,
That draws a reverence o' respect;
Tak aff the mystic wig and cloak,
A priest might look like—ither folk.
His face or flank indeed might shine—
Though no wi' guzzlin' beef or wine;
But by the grace beams frae within,
Or blushin' for his country's sin;
Or knops on's knees, worn hard as horn,
Wi' lengthened kneelin's night and morn.
Aiblins, through sleep's forgetfu' potion,
The foul thief whiles might draw his notion,
When reason's pores and doors are steekit,
To dream o' glebes and stipen's eekit,
And ither things there's nae great harm in,
As wenches, manses, horns, or farmin';
Or guns, or gloves, or ither whims—
But wha can answer for their dreams?
Wi' sword-knots, tassels, cane, and sashes;
Wi' frills and feathers on his tappin,
He flegs through a' the nooks o' Wappin',
Some tailor loon or pander spark,
That made his court to Lucky C---k.
But should some former shopmate meet him,
And thus in cantin' dialect greet him:
“What, neighbour Snip! upon my word,
He's changed his bodkin for a sword;
Though thread and thimble low do lie,
The “goose,” I see, is fit to fly:
If duly taught, may answer soon,
For an invasion of the moon.”
He'd prance and stare—“Why, demme, I
Never knew thee, thou chattering pye.
Decamp, or by my bloody weapons,
I'll cut thy buckram soul to shapins!”
Then ruthless draws his glancin' rapier,
And round his comrade cuts a caper.
But should the route direct his courses
To join afar his country's forces;
Or battle burst and him but hear o't,
He'd faint and fa' wi' perfect fear o't;
There bloodless lie amang the slain,
And wish him at his wark again.
Because they're up to verbs and tenses,
And 'cause bairns cower, and ca' them Master,
And 'cause they use the lance and clyster;
Alike in every science happy,
To pluck a tooth or set a capy;
And pert pop in their word and nose;
Will tell you a' what's right, what's wrang;
How this line's short, and that line's lang;
Yet ken nae mair o' fancy's power
Than Peacocks, kickin' up a stour.
That tak nae pains their fau'ts to hide,
Like Pharaoh's lean kye, hard they bite,
And live upon their nei'bour's spite.—
To paint their pranks I'm nae proficien':
We'll try some easier acquisition.
III. Part III.
The matchless beauties o' your mind.
And, like a' fools, wad fain be high:
Proud, on a wa', or half-grown tree,
Or chimly tap, ye like to be;
There cock your crest, wi' airy show,
And squint on scrapin' birds below.
And wake your second-sighted power,
Ye then disclose your cowardly failin's,
And grate a' roun' you wi' your yellin's.
Nae croakin' raven, wi' his note,
Can equal what comes through your throat;
Nor clamorous cats, wham midnight summons,
Can equal half your yells and omens.
And weary Echo wi' your cries.
'Mang mystic knighthood o' the apron;
Wi' empty pride, in monkish gown,
Travish a Bible through the town:
Wi' painted poles and pictured duds,
And aprons new come frae the suds,
Or stunted frae the wife's sark tail—
Aiblins the pock that hauds his meal;
For H---r---m's sons hae mony wants,
For a' their outward shows and rants,
Though patronised by weeds and saints.
The lengthened legends, tales, and histories,
And dark sublime Egyptian mysteries,
Are kindly meant, by your designment,
To draw the warld to refinement.
Your mystic draughts, wi' keel and cauk,
Gar mony a cudroch chiel to quak;
Joinin' some green-horn for a blether,
Ye light his purse and een thegither;
Then roun' him ring, and prance, and squeel,
To gar folks trow ye raise the de'il:
But de'il a de'il wad show his face,
Sic bare-faced mummery e'er to grace.
Yet gie nae way to dark despondence,
Although the de'ils deny attendance;
Though lazy Cloots sits still within,
Ye'll aiblins grape the way to him;
Where ye may herd in future times,
Unscaithed by ony Cowan's rhymes.
That's scraped their gear frae lowly stations,
Wi' quirks, and breaks, and sequestrations,
Club roun', and tell their loathsome jokes,
Or plot to cheat douce countra folks;
Wi' arle-penny in their han',
Will belch out something like a d---n,
How that's the highest groat they'll gie,
And be mansworn thrice in a day,
Then mount, and hame, wi' saucy gloom:
Ilk likes to ride his neighbour down,
Because he has an Irish horse,
And ithers' gowd within his purse.
Bred up 'mang grooms, and drinkin' whisky
And footin't fairly o'er the bogs,
Pursuing hares and hounding dogs;
Taught by his mither that his talents
Surpasses ither countra callants,
Scours aff, ne'er dreaming on defection,
And buys the votes at neist election;
Syne up to London in a wheel,
And thinks himsel' a clever chiel.
In House o' Commons glowers and gaunts,
And langs to tell his countra's wants;
Or rather show his pert essays,
So, like a jack-ass, starts and brays;
And what in point o' sense is lackin'
He'll eith supply wi' stamps and brakin.
I kenna how it comes to pass,
But court folks whiles will keep an ass;
Whether for ridin' or for milk,
They'll hear their cracks, and ne'er confute them;
They'll bear their kicks, and ne'er dispute them.
Amang the braes o' Galloway bred,
If no o'ergane wi' information,
At least quite free frae affectation,
When siller lured or wark was slack,
Cross Bowness burn to bear a pack;
There serve a time, but gowd or fee,
To learn, to cheat, and gab, and lie;
Schooled by some greedy, gripin' elf,
To smother every tie but self,
Till by degrees he learns the knack
Of logic, how to blaw the pack:
Though aft his traffic and resort
Is but amang the baser sort.
Yet hame he comes, baith proud and braw,
His new acquirements fair to shaw,
In Lon'on boots and broad-brimmed hat,
Wi' yeas and nays, and G*d knows what;
Queer whirrs and burrs, eneugh to fley folk,
Wi' a' the scum o' Yorkshire dialect.—
He d---s the reek, and rubs his e'en,
And tells what unco sights he's seen.
His mither e'es her hopefu' lad,
And thinks him truly learned and bred.
In number like motes i' the sun,
And on the mind so thick lie fraught,
As maks ane dizzy wi the thought.
IV. Part IV.
And how thou act'st the parent's part.
If a' be true that I've heard said,
Ye're but a vile ungratefu' blade:
Ye daut your dames through a' the year,
Till ance the clockin' time draws near,
Then if ane wanders frae the rest,
To hatch her young or right her nest,
Ye follow in your surly flegs,
And paik the hen and break the eggs,
Then leave her pained in waesome manner,
Her liefu' lane through woods to wan'er,
Till sair for-fought wi' grief and pinin',
She finds a nest ayont your kennin';
A twig o' hazel's a' her happin',
To hatch her young wi' hungry crappin',
There tossed by wind and beat wi' rain:
But Hope, that soothes the parent's pain,
Calms a' the sorrows o' her breast,
And points wi' pleasure to her nest.
That warms the breast o' every creature,
Beeted by feelin's finest fires,
Unstained by ony base desires,
Thou maks ilk' bein' kind and heedfu',
As lang as Nature sees it's needfu',
Savin' the scum o' earth accurst;
Wha's ends are sordid gain and lust.
To seek for pleasure without pain;
To hate the toil, but like the play.
So baudrons likes the trout to eat,
But downa think to douk her feet;
So patriots for their country's glory,
Will act the Whig, and hate the Tory;
Will raise a lengthened learned digression,
On law, and rights, and constitution;
Will stand by liveries and petitions,
And rail at wars and expeditions.—
As lang's the birkie wants a place,
Or unta'en tent o' by His Grace—
E'en then he'll whiles pay some attention,
Till fairly tongue-tacked wi' a pension;
He'll then sit down amang the monniest,
And think the braidest road the bonniest,
Syne leaves his countra, where he got her—
Mang wants and woes and war to swatter.
Like water lilies, saft and fair,
When love's within and charms without them,
Like flies the lads will buzz about them;
While each his art and fortune tries,
The fausest aften wins the prize:
For mony a merry tale he'll speak,
To keep the dimple on her cheek;
Brings claps and squeezes to's assistance—
For what are words when at a distance?—
Then tells the same dull story o'er,
That he has said to mony a score—
As how she kills him wi' her glances,
That cut his heart-strings through like lances;
And that he canna live without her;
That she, wha has the power to save,
Should deign some pity to her slave—
At least, to let him live in hope,
And no, at ance, his breath to stop:
“Whae'er is dearest to this breast—
He surely maun be truly blest;”
Then steals a kiss, looks in her e'e,
And thinks she'll hardly let him die.
Sic ravings gars her bosom heave—
'Tis woman's province to believe;
And a' her kind that e'er I kent o',
Are fully fond to be ta'en tent o'.
Or how his sensual saul and hollow,
Stoops down below the rax o' truth,
To cheat her unsuspecting youth;
And when her feckless virtue's gane,
She's left to sab and greet her lane:
I've seen her reaved o' a' her charms,
Her helpless affspring in her arms,
Wi' few to ask her how she fares,
Or sooth her grief or share her cares;
Despised, in want, and deep distress,
Gars a' her feelings bleed afresh.
Wha's breast wi' piercing sorrow throes—
Their joy, where a' their hopes were centred,
Owre far on faithless seas has ventured?
Haply the parent's lowly laid,
That reared wi' care the luckless maid.
Than teach the thoughtless maid her duty,
Till left at large to passion's snare,
That aften leads to dark despair.—
When, lost to notice, lost to shame,
She dares the deed we darena name.
Thy dimpled cheek and cherry mou'—
The takin' twinkles o' your een,
The maiden blush and modest mien—
The matchless ringlets o' your hair,
Might made a moderate face look fair—
That native note, of tunefu' glee,
That carried aye the charm to me—
And simple kindness without art,
That never failed to touch the heart?—
They're feckly fled, what could prevent them?
And those still left hae few to tent them.
Poets like aye to rhyme about thee.
Thou cheer'st the heart when'er we see thee,
And fettered fancy canna leave thee;
Thou plead'st thy cause in silent looks,
Better than orators or books;
Canst smooth the brow o' gloomy thought,
And set our re-resolves at nought.
Gif weel adorned wi' truth and love,
Thou'd picture a' the joys above;
For what has life to gie that's sweeter,
To make our earthly joys completer?
Yet aft thou'st been a great transgressor,
And proved a bane to the possessor—
And robbed the mind by deep deduction;
A sign-post set to gather knaves,
And ruins ten for twa thou saves:
Then, Oh!—but stop, where's this I'm gaun?
My story's surely fully lang;
So here my similies shall cease,
And let my readers rest in peace,
To rax their banes and rub their een,
For fear they fret and tak the spleen—
Only, I'd slightly wish to mention,
How, that it ne'er was my intention
To point at ony trade or callin',
Or triumph in a nei'bour's failin':
For, 'las! we always fin't owre true,
We're a' possessed o' fau'ts enow:
But, as for fashion's silly tools,
And empty, dull, conceited fools,
That seem to tell us, by their ways,
That sauls o' men are shown in claes;
And wit and worth and a' respects,
Are tacked to certain sorts and sects:—
It shall not hurt my expectation,
Although I want their approbation;
And should some passage pet or pout them,
They ken best if the bonnet suit them.
There's mony mae I haena noted,
Deserve't as weel as those ha'e got it:—
For selfish pride and affectation,
Ha'e spread their wings sae o'er the nation,
That scarce a vestige now ye'll see,
O' what like mankin' ought to be—
Wha's origin could scarce be seen:—
But time would fail me—here I'll en',
And leave them to some abler pen;
Or try mysel', some future time,
When I'm again disposed for rhyme.
THE SOLDIER'S HOME:
A Tale.
On Scotia's southern strand,
I saw, in melancholy mood,
A rustic veteran stand.
High towered the village smoke,
The sun hard on his temples bore,
While thus he silence broke—
Since thoughtless childhood played,
And ripening manhood's youthful prime
In stately steps had strayed.
Where cares and ills were few,
And pictures all our joys and loves,
And hopes and fears anew.
Bedecked with heartfelt smiles,
And tenderer ties of love review,
With all her witching wiles.
And trace each haunt with care;
But youth is flown, and friends are fled:
Alas! she dwells not there.
And wider spread the trees;
Yet by some cause they waken woe—
Ceased is their power to please.
Where first my being grew,
A rude, unpolished, selfish sot,
With all his gaping crew.
To foreign lands has sped;
A dearer left his lonely charge,
And laid him with the dead.
We're borne along the stream;
The bud of life is all a toy,
Its wane a weary dream.
By luckless love undone,
Retiring far from public scorn
Has reared her only son.
To sigh in crowds alone?
'Twas siren Hope sung in mine ear,
And flattering, soothed me on.
The battle blade I've borne,
Lo! here I come, more poor, more old,
More wretched and forlorn.
Our wayward fate to bear,
And closer bind each former band,
And wipe each falling tear?
A beam to glad the breast;
But ne'er could touch the tender chord,
Like mutual love distrest.
Though barren, rude, and bare;
My Mary's smile shall smooth each path,
And sooth the brow of care.”
His country's shield and spear;
With mingled passions marked the soil,
Untrod for many a year.
Assailed his weary feet;
The wild bird carolled loud his lay,
And cheered him up the steep.
Where jutting crags were seen,
A silver lake its bosom stretched,
And wild woods waving green.
He gazed, he viewed them o'er;
His Mary, by his favourite boy,
Sat knitting near the door.
Her youthful bloom had foiled,
Within her eye of azure blue,
Content and kindness smiled.
Though hacked in war's alarms,
She rose, she gazed, and breathless flew
Into his longing arms.
Whose absence long he mourned;
Such joys might angels, undefiled,
Feel when a soul's returned.
And tells his tales of war;
His boy delights to hear the theme,
And marks each honest scar.
Each virtue to commend,
Till, by degrees, he now has lost
The father in the friend.
That cheer life's waning ray;
More sure than all that stoic sage,
And lettered pride display.
THE OLD SHEPHERD:
A Tale.
And hissingly swept o'er the hill;
The sunbeams were sickly and low,
As they tinged yon ice-clotted mill.
Where the bare trees their branches spread wide,
Round its base nipt a poor scanty flock,
There a hoary old Shepherd I spied.
Though his looks they betokened the sage;
His form like a bulwark decayed,
And his head was o'er-silvered with age.
'Twas the dye that was worn by his sheep;
At his feet lay his faithful friend, Tray,
His charge that assisted to keep.
That tremblingly graspèd his crook;
His brow it was furrowed with care,
While wistful and wildly he spoke.
A something, a nothing, that's gone;
As the shade of the cloud gliding by,
Hope grasps, but the phantom is flown.
When the bosom was vacant and gay,
How light was the sound of my feet,
While I tuned up my pastoral lay!
Beamed forth to disquiet my mind;
But soon were my sorrows withdrawn,
For my Anna was constant and kind.
Soft peace and content did abound;
Our labours sweet health did bestow,
And our pledges of love were around.
My bosom exulted within,
As the striplings first guided the plough,
And the damsel was learning to spin.
And spread out her gay gilded train;
My flocks they increased in the fold,
And the valleys waved wide with my grain.
The bane of the youthful and fair,—
Our offspring like honey they drank,
And my partner was caught in the snare.
For a cloth that must cover the floor;
In place of our milk-pails arranged,
There goblets and vases did tower.
And visits they gave and received;
'Twas confusion and bustle, and care;
In our prospects we oft were deceived.
And the Squire of the manor was there;
He deigned on our daughter to glance:
For my Mary was thoughtless and fair.
He proffered to make her his bride;
Decoyed, and then left her distrest:
She sickened, repented, and died.
Was bound to a trader in town;
But the youth learned to gamble and rove,
Till his health and his virtue were flown.
When he saw that our fortunes decreased,
He hied him far over the main,
And left us in sorrow distrest.
My wife to her bosom has laid;
Ere her time does she wither and droop;
And the mind's with the body decayed.
I look; but behold they are not!
Experience has taught me this truth;
I live, yet am almost forgot.
With bosom laid bare to each blast,
Whose branches are withered and reft,
And leafless, and sapless, and waste.
I tend these few sheep on the heath;
No friend to support me when old,
To close my sad eyelids in death.
How cheerless the prospects I see:
Though Spring shall with blossoms appear,
She never can bud upon me.
At the life-cheering tints of the Spring?
Though a songster may sicken and die,
Yet another shall carol and sing.
With your caves and your cataracts so lone;
Some shepherd more gay shall you tread,
When my name on the hills is unknown.
Thus to spill the content of the swain;
And 'tis folly in them, thus to sigh
For the rank they can never maintain.”
A TALE OF TERROR.
Where heroes lie mouldering and rotten,
There the chieftain of fame, and the fair peerless dame,
Lie low in their mansion, forgotten.
And the nun's in yon mouldering cloister,
That lived their chaste lives without husbands or wives,
Wi' pains and wi' penance right àustere.
For honour and truth was your treasure:
And ye holy few, that, secluded frae view,
Despising each wordly pleasure.
And thought on the frailties o' nature,
How man's like a flower, that's cut down in an hour:
A weak, thoughtless, short-sighted creature.
O'er the verge her last shred was declining;
Dark clouds gathered roun' with a dismal like gloom,
As if spirits o' darkness were joining.
Was joined by the far-flying heron;
Thro' the vaults the wind sang, and the untouched bell rang,
Chorused up by the owl's screeching clarion.
And louder the thunder did bellow;
The lightning's rude dash o'er the ruins did flash,
While demons of darkness did follow.
Rose the moanings of misery and horror;
The fire-ba's they fell, like red bolts shot frae hell,
Spreading fear, devastation, and terror.
Wha's looks teemed wi' terror and vengeance:
Said, “Through fervent zeal we've our souls sent to hell,
Beings of kings and of devils the engines.
For the tomb and yon temple sae bonny,
To clear Jewish parks frae Saracens and Turks,
And become a Jerusalem Johnny.
Wi' blood o' the innocent Persian;
But never yet deemed, while their bodies we seamed,
That we from our duties were swerving.
Though the child in the womb has been starting;
While the sum of our gains, and reward of our pains,
Was the gift of a green or blue garten.”
Twa spectres wi' horrible grinnin',
They wildly accused, and each ither abused,
For secretly tempting to sinnin'.
And paid with a Pope's toleration;
I have taught them a lie, for which I now fry,
And soothed o'er their souls to damnation.
Stained their daughters with guilt and infection:
I have lain with men's wives, challenged, then ta'en their lives,
And all without dread of detection.
And hatchèd conspiracy and treason;
And in prosperous days we made faggots to blaze,
And curbed every dawning of reason.”
By your lewd and your lawless caresses;
You strangled my child, though the innocent smiled;
And laughed at a mother's distresses.”
“Thy child had a convent of fathers;
'Twas far other aims than confessing your sins,
Made you twine round our bodies like adders.
Thou varlet—thou base lying Vandal!
What fiend ever matched ye false women debauched ye
You caused me, to save you from scandal.”
To muse on these prospects sae dreary;
There was nought I could view but the dark waving yew;
Through the turrets the wind whistled eerie.
JOHNNY GILL:
A Tale.
A sober lad, that means nane ill;
But Hymen hooked him in his noose,
And soured content wi' Johnny Gill.
Peace hovered round his bosom lang;
Wi' routh o' health his heart was light,
And blythe he owre the lee-rig sang.
Or borne a meal sack to his size?
For thrice he banged the miller's man,
And thrice he won the ploughing prize.
When first he hirëd wi' Laird Mane,
But ere the winds o' ware were blawn,
Part o's peace and health were gane.
That made the bed and cleaned the room,
Soon twined him o' his manly heart,
And left poor Johnny's bosom toom.
Aye she twinkled wi' her een,
Aye she busked her bosom dinkly;
Whyles a tapered leg was seen.
Weel it suited wi' her plan;
Hadna she her views extended,
To draw in baith laird and man.
Sally seemed baith proud and braw;
Sae fierce his love was the first fortnight,
Fient a wink he slept ava.
Mildly beamed the setting sun,
Glistening on the cottar's window;
Rowin' reek towered frae the lum.
By a smooth and daisied green;
Here lay sarks, and sheets, and mutches,
Gowns and ruffles bleaching clean.
Theekit owre wi' birken leaves;
There gloamin' brought the lads and lasses,
Baith to court and watch the thieves.
Blushes o' the bashfu' maid;
Though whyles beneath thee ha'e been happed
Nymphs that needed nae sic aid.
To breathe out his lowin' flame;
A' the lave were soundly sleepin':
Wha were happier now than them?
Dresses seen at kirk or fair;
Syne o' courting and convoying:
Lang ere he durst mention mair.
How it was an awsome sin;
How she seldom saw them happy,
Matches that hang lang i' win'.
Need I tell what mair they'd say,
Seeing now the ice was broken,
Hope paved out the after way.
Claps and squeezes o' the han',
Thawed through time her snawy bosom;
Wha can sic a siege withstan'?
Soon flew by the hinny moon;
But ere sax months slippet slowly,
Sall brought him a wally son.
Wi' strange fancies filled his head;
Some said he had preed the dainties
Ere the haly grace was said.
Aye he thought his conscience clear:
Sally's mither saw him swithering,
Whispered saftly in his ear,
He maun for a truth receiv't;
The laird he spak o' learnèd causes;
But John himsel' could scarce believ't.
Young anes whyles will kiss the cup;
And daimen wives, when cankers cross them,
Pree't to keep their courage up.
By frien's or sweethearts a' her life,
Now fand but few o' nights or days
Her thoughts had pictured for a wife.
His hamely fare's no' worth a flee;
But weel she lo'ed a tasty nei'bour,
Owre a social cup o' tea.
To do her drudgery out and in;
Her gentle han's were never made
To wash his ploughman hose, or spin.
Kimmers cam and bore't awa;
The beds turned bare and without bo'sters;
The milk was suppet, taps and a'.
A' her beauties changed their hue;
The laird as nowte grew dear and dearer,
Turned he wouldna grass the cow.
Bairns were sma' and ill to rear;
John's locks wore thin but aye he laboured,
Hoped aye better year to year.
Sally's tongue's baith dreich and fell;
Age and poortith sairly shore him,
Ere the bairns can fend themsel'.
See some fair lass o'er a gill,
Gif her smirking looks entice you,
Mind the fate o' Johnny Gill.
The stealing fairy robs the min',
Spreads a lure for knaves and flattery—
Source o' meikle dool and pine.
If frien'ly prudence beets the lowe;
But selfish pride, and careless habits,
Damp the strings o' Cupid's bow.
TO MELANCHOLY.
Begot in disappointment's shade
By dire Disease, thy donsie dad,
On Pride, thy mither,
Wi' sickly Thought, a pale-faced blade,
Thy elder brither.
Thy staukin' gait, and hollow grane,
Thy lantern chafts, and lang cheek-bane,
And deadened e'e,
As wanderin' through the woods thy lane,
Thy form I see.
Where Time has torn the roof and riggin',
Where ghaists and bogles bead fu' trig in,
Wi' midnight croon,
And elves and fairies flisk a jig in,
To waning moon:
Bound roun' wi' willow, twined wi' yew,
And gloomy garb that's dark to view,
And cypress sash on;
Thou mind'st nae gowns o' gaudy hue,
Nor freaks o' fashion;
Nor Summer gay, wi' blowing flowers,
Nor Autumn, though she plenty pours,
Ye're seldom tentin',
But Winter's wildest, loudest roars
Ye're maist content in.
And spread your power baith moor and dale on,
Till hame-spun fouks in cot and mailin'
Ye blaw your breath on,
And cheerfu' Mirth's gay empire's failin'
Wi' thoughts distressin'?
Though blest wi' mair than what is needfu',
By thee are torn wi' whim that's dreadfu',
And discontent,
Till a' their joys prove unremeadfu'
For want o' want.
Or prey on priests wi' haly gowns,
Or novel nymphs in borough towns,
Wha ne'er relent ye;
Or fouks wi' garters, stars, and crowns,
Might weel content ye.
When hope her wonted hame deserts,
Or where love shoots his scornfu' darts,
Ye're sure to dwell;
But where remorse the feelin' smarts,
Ye're neist to hell.
And lanely langsome is the night,
To mopin' melancholy wight
Wha's fancy swims,
While fiends and spectres greet his sight
In dreary dreams?
The sweets o' life he canna pree them;
He sees nae things as ithers e'e them:
Trifles perplex him;
Nor music's warblin' notes can please him,
But teaze and vex him.
Roun' skinny poortith's strawy bed;
The frien'less wretch, there lowly laid,
Thou sting'st amain,
And spread'st around his cheerless bed
Thy gloomy train.
Alang the witherin' lips was drawn,
Fond Hope and Health were at a stan'—
Ye crushed them there;
Then roused your daughter, wild and wan—
E'en dark Despair!
Wrapt up in cobweb contemplation,
Whilst spinning out some new creation,
Wi' hopefu' e'e,
Are hissed by harpy Condemnation,
Then torn by thee.
May cloud the thought, and sour the min',
Yet where the Bard does soarin' shine,
Wi' witchin' art,
Thou thrill'st the feelin's there mair fine,
And men'st the heart.
To endear the lover and the friend;
To lofty reason aid thou'lt lend,
And maxims meet,
And beauty's saftest smile wilt blend
Wi' something sweet.
Thou winn'st our thoughts frae sordid gain;
Thou gar'st us feel for ithers' pain,
In sorrows sinkin',
And point'st frae thoughtless Folly's train
To sober thinkin'.
RURAL RETIREMENT.
Where sweet contentment dwells aye;
To me ye're dearer than the street,
Where din and discord yells aye.
There, countless wretches are immured,
In fell disease and starvin';
And thrivin' knaves to guilt inured,
Frae virtue's paths are swervin'.
Wi' craigs aboon me towerin',
While burns come tumblin' frae the knowes,
And owre the linns are pourin'.
The sun blinks blythely on the pool,
That bickers to his glances;
There water clocks, untaught by rule,
Skip through their countra dances.
Supports the feeble ivy;
See how it twines wi' mony a bow,
Just as it were alive aye.
The bloomin' broom, the hawthorn white,
That scents the caller mornin',
And wild flowers that the heart delight,
The banks and brows adornin'.
Chant up their mornin' ditty;
Amang the firs the cushat coos,—
Hear how she wails sae pretty!
Than man wi' a' his knowledge,
And fill their place, but cracks or flaws,
Though ne'er at school or college.
Are feedin' wi' their lammies;
There, kids as white as new bleached claes,
'Mang crags bleat for their mammies.
The shepherd lad sae blythe and gay,
Does loudly tune his chanter;
Plays “Owre the hills and far away,”
To chase ilk care and canker.
O' a' creation's plantin';
For thee has mony a harp been strung,
And ilka heart been pantin';
But if the precious dew o' sense
Bedeck't, it shows the sweeter;
Fostered by mirthfu' modest mense,
It maks the gift completer.
Are pictured in the vallies;
When lassies to the loan do hie,
To milk and feed their mailies;
While sweet and lang they lilt the sang,
As lads come frae the mawin',
Wha pree their mou' ere it be lang,
In corner till the daw'in'.
Their toils are a' forgotten:
To stir up fun and jokin'.
The lads that's kind will bear the pail,
And pair as love directs them;
While lightly footin't owre the dale,
Nae doubts or fears perplex them.
Beams in the purple east;
Wi' modest beauties saft and clear,
Like Peggy's spotless breast.
The moon like ony buskëd bride,
In siller grey was glancin',
And on the restless rocking tide
Her lightsome locks were dancin'.
Beneath yon braw clay biggin',
Weel theekit frae the heathery fell,
While brackens crown the riggin'.
The honeysuckles speel the roof,
And fouse adorn the gavel;
The frien'ly firs, they keep it noof,
Frae Boreas' baul'est devel.
And luggies laid in order;
There stuff-hung bed, fu' doucely braw,
Fringed featly roun' the border.
The sattle chair, for seat or bed,
Wi' forms and tables scoured weel,
And glancin' green-horns snugly laid,
In Lucky Dad's ain spoon-creel.
And blest wi' peace and plenty;
Here, parents' hope the bosom warms,
Here youth blooms fair and dainty:
Here dwell the mither's virtuous smiles,
The faithfu' friend and father;
Unlike them skilled in city wiles,
That aften slip the tether.
And tells his tale fu' cheer'ly;
Amazed, the listening youngster hears
The feats o' Papish Charlie.
But when the lasses tune the lays,
As Coila's Bard composed them;
'Bout thoughtless joys o' lover's waes,
They dirl through the bosom.
Or carriage gay to flaunt in;
Or dainty that the stomach cloys,
They never ken they want 'em.
Their hame-spun grey, and halesome fare,
Mak' life as sweet's the gentry's;
And what they ha'e, they freely share,
Nor heed they learned comment'ries.
To smile when sorrows twine them;
Or a' the mummeries come frae France:
Few spleens or vapours pine them.
There life is like yon toddlin' burn;
Though cross craigs whiles may stint it,
And never looks behint it.
And woo the muses roun' me;
There mark the briar that bears the rose,
While lav'rocks tower aboon me.
Here, far frae busy bustlin' strife,
I'd tend life's latest ember;
Unteased by feignèd friends or wife,
That wauken care and clamour.
LINES
ON SEEING A POOR OLD MAN SHUNNED AND DESPISED AT A SACRAMENTAL OCCASION.
Thou, sickening, show'st that life's a span,
With comforts frail and few;
Thy body, bent by many a year,
Thy feeble limbs reluctant bear;
Thy eye seems wet with blood-stained tear,
And cheek of clay-cold hue.
The zephyr scarce can find a hair,
To wave a warning round;
But tattered rags he finds enow,
To float and wave, and show to view,
Like autumn's leaves of every hue,
That, withered, strew the ground.
Poor earthworms! fluttering now in May,
Fall back and back in rings.
Few heave for thee the pitying sigh;
The Bucks take snuff as thou creep'st by;
The ladies rein the neck and eye,
And gather in their wings.
Can poverty thus wound your sight?
Thus man for man be stunned?
Then ponder well what now ye see;
For who can read the dark decree?
What he is now, ye soon may be,
And serpent-like thus shunned.
Amidst the crowd thou sigh'st alone,
And tremblest at the word
Of Gospel peal, that loud is rung
From thundering preacher's pliant tongue,
Unto a giddy lukewarm throng,
“O Israel, fear the Lord!”
That in thy youthful, healthful times,
Oft strayed in folly's road—
Now show'st thy bold presumptuous head
When every youthful passion's dead,
When life's a load—enjoyment fled—
Thou seek'st the house of God?
Found nought but cross and care on earth?
For worth has much to bear.—
Has reckless death thy bosom riven?
Has misery and want thee driven,
Till wrenched of every stay but Heaven?
Yet hope—nor feed despair:
He acts not as the sons of men,
Nor breaks the bruised reed.
The broken heart to him is dear;
He soothes, He wipes the swelling tear;
He bends from Heaven thy griefs to hear,
A help and stay in need.
Within God's house on thee look down,
For want of rich array?
This borrowed light must soon decline,
When thou in robes of grace may'st shine;
Some future day, perhaps, is thine,
When theirs is wild dismay.
TO TOBACCO.
That e'er thou set thy neb in Scotlan';
For now, 'tween sneezin', chowin', smokin',
There's few are free;
And 'tweel thy taste's no sae provokin',
'Tween you and me.
Ye've first been dibbled by the devil:
Although ye look sae simply civil,
Yet aft 'tis thee
Joins tattlin' jades in clubs convivial,
To clash and lie.
Sits bendin' ripe in Nature's lap,
And farmers, keen to cut the crap,
Lest win's should scud it,
Yet weary wives roun' coals will clap,
By thee deludit.
Her lang projected wab o' linen,
To light her pipe she thought nae sin in—
Teazin' her tow;
Countin' wi' care her costs and winnin',
The stock took low!
That said his prayers like ony saint aye,
Tinin' his spleuchan i' the pantry—
Now frets and granes,
And banns, and glowers, and girns, and gaunts aye,
And paiks the weans.
And youngsters roun' the fire are placed,
Ilk ane sits neist wha he likes best,
Amang the kimmers,
To read their fortune's kittle cast,
Amang the em'ers.
And Peg will hae't again his will,
While she, poor young thing, deems nae ill—
He darklin's grips her:
Some luckless creepie hits her heel,
And backward trips her.
Blythe Bess cam by the sonsie callan,
I fain my chin her cheek wad hauled on—
But nae remead—
She said my breath was past a' tholin':
O! cursed weed.
Ye shake the nerves o' waefu' grannie:
'Tis thee maks monie a thriftless mammie,
And loiterin' dad;
And spoils the bluid o' Kate and Annie,
Till beauties fade.
O' chapmen chiels in borough towns;
And cursed excisemen gaun their roun's,
Wi' saucy gnash;
Forbye a batch o' spinster clowns,
And sic like trash.
Freedom appalled, looks back wi' fear,
Where cowerin' wretches do you rear,
Baith air and late;
And stifle sorrow's briny tear,
In slavery's state.
To clear the min', or clean the bluid,
Ayont the sea ye wadna stood
Where ye're a weed o';
For she supplies ilk herb and food,
That we hae need o'.
And learned the gate to foreign parts,
That countra clauchans now are marts
For foreign dainties;
We've lost our strength and honest hearts,
Sin' ye cam sklent us.
Ye've brought auld Scotlan' mony ills;
Her bairns torn down, wi' puffs and pills,
Tryin' to mend them,
Till, totterin' through her heath clad hills
Ye'd hardly ken them:
Wi' tame dependence in their face,
Puffed up wi' pride and pert grimace,
Powdered and frizzed—
Strut turkey-like frae place to place,
Half dead, half crazed!
And Scotlan's sons to glory led;
Or when Bruce drew the martial blade,
At Bannockburn:
But, ah, alas! thae days are fled,
Ne'er to return.
Let Welshmen plot and toast their cheese,
Gie Boney paddock fricasees,
And fish to Dutchmen—
But brose, and hame-brewed barley-brees,
Can rear the Scotchman.
THE BUTTERFLY AND BEE.
A Fable.
Upon a flaunting tulip's lap;
While from its tubes of crimson hue,
He sipt the virgin morning dew;
His tinsel wings waved by his side—
His chiefest beauty and his pride—
Bedropt in Nature's fancying hours,
Vied with the beauties of the flowers.
The star of day, from ocean's breast,
Rolled up the portals of the east,
And shone afar o'er lakes and streams,
To glad creation with his beams.
The heath-bell blue adorned the wild,
And flowers within the garden smiled:
The fluttering insect thus elate,
While cringing reptiles round him wait,
Like fops, when blest with pride and treasure,
Think all things formëd for their pleasure.
Shall then his deeds of fairest hue,
Be hid and not exposed to view;
And thus addressed the wondering crowd:—
“Behold in me, of high descent,
A traveller of great extent;
A connoisseur of noble parts,
Adept in sciences and arts:
The eglantine and woodbine bower,
I have surveyëd in my tour;
Cowslips, carnations, I have trode,
And made the violet my abode:
When zephyrs waked my soft repose,
I dined upon the honied rose,
And revelled on the scented pea—
For all the flowers were fond of me.
My soaring wing hath dared to fly,
Up to yon towering pear-tree high;
Or perched alone, unfeared of fall,
Upon the lofty garden wall;
Nor stopt I there, till objects new,
Again attract my wondering view.
A spacious sea, extended wide,
The circling billows lashed the side,
Where living mountains stemmed the flood,
And cackled to their giant brood;
A cloud-topt tower, where thunder rings,
Monsters both with, and without wings.
All these and more, myself did brave,
That ye poor creepers can't conceive:—
But surely ye'll allow the charge,
That I have viewed the world at large.”
A sober snail, of slowly pace,
That on a leaf lay stretched at ease,
Above a cabbage or a green,
Yet deemed they yielded dainty store—
Because he ne'er had dreamt of more—
Hearing the bully boast aloud,
His dangers thus by field and flood,
Dire discontent his bosom seized,
And envy all his vitals heezed:
His body round in grief he wreathed,
While thus his woe and wants he breathed:
“Ah! cursed fate—ah! captious Nature,
That formed me such a clumsy creature!
My footless form thus keeps me here,
Through all the beauties of the year;
Till piercing winds, or driving snows,
Cut short my life and end my woes.
Oh! had I but the towering wing
Of yon gay flutterer of the spring,
I should not loiter here alone,
Alike unknowing and unknown.”
A busied bee, with humming noise,
That o'er her labours did rejoice,
Hearing at large the lengthened tale
Of empty butterfly and snail,
A conscious ardour filled her breast;
She thus the butterfly addrest:
“Vain, empty, ostentatious worm,
That no instruction can reform;
Nor sage experience with her light,
Can ever guide thy views aright,
But like the crowd that always change,
Thou lov'st the marvellous and strange;
What hidden truths hast thou revealed;
Or sound conclusions, drawn from nature,
Of use to thee or other creature.
Even now, while summer's sun doth shine,
Thou, idly gadding wast'st thy time;
And with thy follies dost foment,
The bursting sigh of discontent,
Through all the simple creeping tribe,
And fill'st their itching minds with pride.
I, too, have traversed all thy rounds,
And e'en o'erleaped thy largest bounds;
Toiling, with pleasure, for my hive,
To keep our commonwealth alive:
But small's the all that we have viewed,
And short's the path we have pursued.
Again, when winter chills the day,
My store shall well each toil repay,
When thou in dust shalt low be laid,
And all thy transient beauties fled.”
Can easy find the moral out:
For trifles far we need not roam—
There's Butterflies eneu' at home.
TO HAPPINESS.
More sweet than the sun-gilded flower;
What thousands await for a glimpse of thy face,
Disappointment and keen-pining Envy to chase,
From the peasant's lone hut to the tower.
As her various votaries choose,
By the new-fallowed field, or the blue-bellèd heath,
The statesman's parade, or the warrior's wreath,
Love, science, a friend, or the muse.
Or sickly unsoundness be nigh;
Though Virtue's fair telescope lights the dark mind,
Thou fly'st their fond grasp, like the fast-fleeting wind,
Or the bright-beaming arch of the sky.
Too sweet are the moments to last;
And mirth, wine, and music, can chase Care away
For a night; but, alas! she returns with the day;—
We painful reflect on the past.
'Tis the charter to angels that's given:
This life's a short journey—be patient, be wise—
Unhinge ye from earth; let your prospects arise;
She dwells not on this side of Heaven.
ON FICKLENESS.
That's never near contented?
Let fortune favour a' she can,
Yet still there's something wanted.
Whate'er we ha'e we soon despise,
Be't lasses, lair, or money;
While what we want we highly prize,
And think it gude and bonny—
While unpossessed.
Sighs for a house and haddin';
The cotter wants his yard made large,
An's o' a mailin bodin'.
There's jobber John, the donsie man,
Wha's daughter's nearly ready,
Thinks by her shine o' pauky e'en,
She'll catch some landed body,
Or priest some day.
Forgets his stocks and barns;
The lairdy langs for titles braw,
For ribbons and for starns:
The Knight a seat—the Lord his Grace;
The Duke envies the crown;
The king the happy Shepherd's place—
And thus the wish gaes roun',
Frae side to side.
When first he sighed for Sarah;
He walks, he gaunts, he groans, he prays,
He pines wi' love and sorrow;
When harvest days turned dreigh and warm,
'Twas then they first fell gracious;
He mawed her rig wi' manfu' arm,
Till like a brose his face was,
Wi' sweat that day.
To him now's near Elysium;
To plait her locks, or bear her can,
Can never fail to please him;
She was nane o' the scornfu' pack,
Aye bent on feuds or fleein';
But stopt a'e night, and took a crack,
And saved the lad frae deein'
An unco death.
And kaved the corn fu' neatly,
And bore her beuk ilk Sabbath day,
To keep her sma' and featly.
O'er every stran' he took her han',
And prest it kin' and slily;
Bore streekit claith aboon her face,
Although the day was drily,
To shield her form.
Or keep the cock frae crawin',
Or haud ghaists frae the haunted ha',
Or me frae sleep at dawin'?
Or bind the frail affections;
Or stay the weakly waverin' mind,
Wi' a' love's kind connexions,
And tender ties?
That downa thole the namin',
She sighs, and sabs, and greets her lane,
And rues the rede o' gamin'.
Now she pursues, and he forhoos—
The aftercome o't fears her;
And when they meet, nae kisses sweet,
Or hinnied words to cheer her,
Like ance a day.
The matchless form and gesture;
That breast for which his soul has sighed
Or eyes that held him faster?—
The dimples, blushes, smiles, and brows,
Thy outward charms composed;
And ithers, hid frae lovers' views,
But sweeter when disclosed?—
So poets sing.
Enjoyment gars us falter;
The object still remains the same—
'Tis we ourselves do alter.
Let sage Experience point our views,—
It never can deceive us;
But Fancy, wi' her borrowed hues,
Aft in the lurch will leave us,
When reason's shunned.
ON YOUTHFUL HOPE.
Wi' fondest expectation;
For pleasin' Fancy paints the way
Without investigation.
O' thorny life's employment;
Thy fairy figures promise fair,
But tine in the enjoyment.
How happy ye ha'e made me,
I fin' my heart aft heave the sigh,
That e'er ye should ha'e fled me.
And fickle Fancy, lea'e me?
For Reason, wi' his boasted prop,
But little comfort gie's me.
His paths are no aye pleasin';
And then the heart-strings downa bide
Gin e'er a body lea'es him:
Keeps aye a body waukin';
She clogs the mind wi' care and toils,
For either thought or talkin'.
And wrap me in Elysium;
Though ye're the elder sister still,
Ye never fail to please ane.
Without an invitation,—
Will keep his haud, till made to tine,
By Time his eerie station.
That wring'st the heart unceasin'?
That wounds the mind, and wrecks the sight,
Wi' thoughts and views unpleasin'?—
Although we canna see thee;
Gropin' for something in the dark,
The warld canna gie thee?
Anchor my thoughts, and right me,
Afore the dark and dreary hour
Of dread despair benight me!
VERSES TO A FLY.
Gaily you your wings display;
Lightly you traverse your round
O'er the flower-enamelled ground;
Or buzz beneath the hazel shade,
With primrose pale, and violet spread;
Where yielding air is soft and cool,
Unmindful of the trout beneath,
That lurks in ambush for your death:
Or subtle spider on the brow,
That weaves the web of fate for you—
Where, lawyer-like, he spreads his gin,
To draw the gay and thoughtless in.
Where lowering clouds the sky o'ercast?
There distant darkness dims the plain,
Prophetic of approaching rain;
Or chilling blast, with hailstones fraught,
Might murder myriads in a thought,
And dash your being, and your name,
To barren nought, from whence ye came:
Nor leave a mourner to relate,
Or sing a brother's hapless fate.
On fluttering pleasure's airy wing,
Unconscious of your short-lived power,
That stints your being to an hour.
Alas! your sight, so quick and clear,
Views but the objects that are near.
Your convex eye, that's made to view
Each film, and wing, and form, and hue
Of atoms, insects, nicely made,
From eager poring Science hid;
But leaves unnoticed hills and towers,
And clouds, and skies, and coming showers.
With forethought shorter than your sight,
Fearless ye urge your aerial flight,
Of life's fantastic fairy reel.
But when the thread of life is spun,
Your debts are paid, your work is done.
Tutored in flattery's empty shade,
While youthful blossoms paint her form,
She sees not ruin's ruthless storm;
How soon her thread of pleasure's spun,
And ends ere life has well begun!
Some callous wretch, of reptile kind,
Destroys her peace, and taints her mind;
Whose poisonous tongue's with flattery oiled,
But leaves her when her rose is soiled.
If Fame—the sun-shine of his days—
Beam brisk, like thee, he'll mount and sing,
On soaring Fancy's airy wing;
And ignis fatuus-like he'll shine,
While swains for him the laurels twine;
Till critics all his lines dissect,
And damn his works with disrespect.
Adieu! his sanguine hopes are fled;
His name is in oblivion dead.
The picture's too severely true;
Though armed with reason's piercing eye,
Too oft we ape the silly fly;
Till lawless passions empire claim,
And damn our souls, and blot our fame.
VERSES ON A COTTAGE IN RUINS.
Your low strawy roof, now fallen to decay;
Your thresholds untrod, there the green grass is waving:
Your walls they are mouldered, and naked, and grey.
Thus Time doth dissect, with calm deliberation:—
Enfeebled's thy form by each blast that doth blow;
And savage, and sage, the proud prince and the peasant,
And heroes, and empires, like thee are laid low.
While Virtue's plain precepts oft flowed from her tongue;
Now silence reigns round, save the Dee's lonely murmurs,
Or the wail of the night-bird bereft of her young.
The hawthorn blooms grey—the trees spread their branches;
The primrose has blossomed—yet nought can avail,
No rustic returns with his song in the evening—
No fond lovers meet now to breathe the soft tale.
In life's early morn, light they trod the flowered green;
Each sod, seat, and path, the rude plough has defacëd,
And nettles and wild weeds luxuriant are seen.
They silently sleep the cold green sod below;
Or fettered by gain, strive to win the gold anchor,
On fortune's rude tide, through a world full of woe.
Find shelter to shield him with comfort or rest;
In thy mansions, though low, have the naked been clothëd,
And soothed the sunk heart of the lonely distrest.
Here science might shine like the flower in the desert,
And mild meditation her vigils prolong;
Still, such are the scenes where the muse loves to wander,
And weave her lone thoughts in the heart-soothing song.
THE MORNING INVITATION.
That's sweetest for pleasure or health?
Thy senses are sealed up in slumbers,
While Nature displays all her wealth.
And spreads with fresh fragrance the dawn;
And soft is the sound of the sea wave,
That murmurs along on the strand.
And paints with soft blushes the sky,
To banish the shades of the morning,
And speak that his presence is nigh.
Each shepherd has sounded his horn:
The dew has bestudded the blossoms,
That bloom on the sweet-scented thorn.
And the small birds they sing on each spray,
As they carol their notes in the morning,
To welcome the new coming day.
The primroses blow in the glens;
The wild lilies bud forth their blossoms,
And violets enamel the plains.
My every way charming, my queen—
Thy presence improves every landscape,
And aids with new beauty each scene!
That's sweetest for flavour and hue;
When finished as fancy shall dictate,
I'll bind round thy polishëd brow.
And lead thee o'er mountains and plains;
My pipe I will sound to thee cheerily,
And banish all care with its strains.
We'll mark while they're tingëd with blue;
And trees that o'ershadow the fountains—
While our flocks are a-feeding we'll view.
A charm to the mind can impart—
Beyond all the frippery of dresses,
Or all the gay trappings of art.
False honour and title may prove—
But they ne'er can yield peace to the bosom,
Like Chloe, true Friendship, and Love.
On the Distant View of a Friend's House, in December.
Since lately I passed by its bowers!
When Summer shone forth, in his full fervid heat;
Now, the keen biting blasts of the winter winds beat,
All fledged with the chill snowy showers.
Is arrested and chilled into stone;
And where are the flowerets that bloomed on its brows—
Its violets, and snowdrops, of delicate hues?
Alas! they are withered and gone.
As they gaze at the snow-covered heath!
And the poor helpless flocks that are forced from their fold,
The gathering wreath in its bosom has rolled,
And deprived half their number of breath.
So fate doth my fancy arrest;
With sorrow, and sickness, and canker-toothed care,
My tenderest ties are all vanished to air,
And chilled the fond hopes of the breast.
Their wings o'er the concave extend;
O'er the snow-toppëd mountains in order pass by,
Through their chinks peeps the sun, from a dull murky sky,
Like the far distant glance of a friend.
To creation new life doth impart;
So friendship beams forth on the wretch worn with woe,
Dispels every doubt, and each fear doth forego,
Beams a new love of life on the heart.
Thou soother of sorrow and strife—
Thou dearer than riches, thou surer than love—
Thou pledge of each joy that awaits us above—
Thou charmer and pilot through life.
Content ever bears up thy train;
And sweet smiling Peace, with her olive so green,
And gay rosy Mirth by thy side may be seen;
And Truth ever blesses thy reign.
Ere the winter blast thus on it beat;
Thou deign'st oft to visit the cottager's lot,
And cheer the lone haunts of his chequerëd spot,
But fly'st from the halls of the great.
And sooth'st every pang that is past:
Though crosses may wreck us, or poverty pine,
With thee even the wretched a comfort can find;
When absent, the world is a waste.
THE DISAPPOINTMENT.
Wha aften I think on, but seldom I name,
I send these few lines, wi' a hearty good will—
Though in writing love verses I sair doubt my skill:
Yet though the coy muse a drear silence should keep,
The wrongs that I bear, and affection, shall speak.
Your lover sae lonely that doats upon thee?
The winds were a' laid, and the evenin' was clear;
How sweet was the silence! but ye cam na near!
That hour was a time that reflection might suit:
The leaves they lay still, and the birdies were mute;
The gowan was sippin' the saft siller dew;
The brown heather waved, wi' its bells red and blue;
That moved the lake's bosom to dance to her beam.
To the auld scroggèd hawthorn, where aft we had met.
My hopes they were high, but my heart was soon sair—
A hare happit by me—but ye were na there!
The south it grew gloomy, the time it grew lang;
I saw the dim shade o' the cloud passin' by;
The stars seemed disordered, and shot in the sky;
Loud roared the blast dreary, and bended the woods;
The moon she seemed feared, and veiled her in clouds.
Tall trees, lately viein' in stature and form,
Flung round their arms widly, and raved in the storm:
The winds and the waves seemed wi' nature at war—
But my mind was as restless, and gloomier far.
The merchant may grieve when his prospects are lost;
But neither can equal the keen throbbin' smart
Of hope disappointed, that wounds the fond heart:
'Tis mine all to feel, as in silence I moan,
Whilst thou, like a careless spectator, look'st on.
My life's nae less leal, and my love nae less true;
Though friends should deny that you e'er should be mine,
Might na we whiles meet yet to talk o' langsyne:
To tell the first spot where our fancy was moved;
How fair was your beauty, how dearly I loved?
With arms clasped around you, my joys would o'erflow,
When hid frae this world, and a' its vain show.
Love lives in retirement, but dies in the crowd.
To walk wi' decorum, each step circumspect;
They ne'er knew Love's passions, its beams, or its storms,
That ill can be guided by rules or by forms.
The daisy blooms sweet in its own native plain,
Though chilled by the cauld blast, and beat by the rain:
But see, in the garden, how short is its day;
It withers in riches, its blossoms decay!
The glare o' whose gold your young fancy has warmed,
And I left alane here to languish in pain,
While every new day adds a link to the chain.
The simple auld story,—I love you still well;
And when that the sun is far fled to the west,
When lambs frae their gambols are gane to their rest,
Shall I hope then to see you, to bless these lone arms,
While the moon's silent beams shall add grace to your charms?
Oh! haste then, my love, to the ance valued spot!
The present be ours, and the past be forgot.
Verses on Seeing a Domesticated Goat.
Why thus thy youthful haunts forsake?
With shaggy garb of snowy hue,
Thou seek'st a shade by wood and brake;
There, thoughtless crop'st the flowery swaird,
With warrior front, and hermit beard.
Where awful Silence slumbering lies,
Nor dark caves, crowned with heath and fern,
That echoed back thy mother's cries.
The scene how wild! yet, oh, how grand!
Who robbed thee of thy birthright?—Man.
Nor offspring round thee gambols play;
No rival comes, with threatening air,
Thy hidden valour to display:
Thy life's unvaried, dull and tame;
Thus bound and shackled stains thy name.
On Scotia's cliffs once tuned her strains,
Till taught with gems her hair to braid,
To sing and toy with southern swains;
Her free-born spirit soon was broke—
She bows 'neath Luxury's golden yoke.
THE AULD MAN'S ADDRESS TO HEALTH.
I lang thy rosy lips to pree;
To wanton in thy glowin' arms,
And revel o'er thy heaven o' charms—
Thy smile each fear and care disarms.
Or varied year her treasures sweet;
What boots proud honour twined wi' fame?
Thine is the substance—theirs the name;
Even love, but thee, grows dull and tame.
And sweeten Nature's beauties a';
To crown afresh the warrior's head,
And strew wi' joys the bridal bed,
Where virtuous love and truth are laid.
Wi' thrivance to each dauted bairn;
Bear up the burden o' his toil—
His dark and lonely thoughts beguile,
And deck cauld poortith wi' a smile.
“A' bloomin' like thy bonny sel'?”
Or paint afresh my Peggy's cheek,
Where nature did her wark complete,
Now treacherous Time has wasted bleak?
The bean-field blaws its saft perfume;
The wild-rose sheds its dewy tear;
The cuckoo sings her sang fu' clear—
And a' to gar thee linger here.
When light the dancers skipt the green
Thy artless presence graced the place,
And men'd the tints on every face,
But chief my Peggy's modest grace.
And life's dull plough was dreich to draw;
Thou then wast ever smilin' near,
And proffered hopes o' future gear,
And dang out dull forebodin' fear.
Since Hymen's han' the knot did tie—
Thou ne'er hast left us lang distrest,
Except to show wha lo'ed the best;
But wha could judge the kind contest?
“Like angel's visits, far between;”
As birds of passage, fleet and gay,
Flit from bare bush to flowery spray,
Thou leav'st wan age to grope its way.
In lonely bield wi' comforts few;
Through the wide warld without a shed,
Wi' no a friend his cause to aid.
Alas! were they sic frien's to me!
The latter lang, alas, has left me!
O' mony a joy she has bereft me;
Oh! may the first, through Hope, infeft me.
ON SILLER.
By ony ither kind o' gear!
Now, fient a ane thy price need speer,
But knaves or fools;
For few can e'er thy price come near—
By honest rules.
Mak's her a slow, saft-fingered jade;
And looses Folly, ravin' mad
Wi' pride and nonsense;
Mak's honest Honour sick and sad,
And smoors poor Conscience.
Pity and Love, thae gentle yealin's;
E'en sacred Friendship gets her drillin's,
Though deep imprest;
And feigns her flame wi' bows and kneelin's,
For self-int'rest.
Till bluid turns thin and locks grow grey,
And ither dools, in dark array,
Aroun' us muster;
And crazy joints to climb life's brae—
A weary wister.
Forsook my bloomin' smilin' Nancy,
And pu'd a docken for a tansy,
And cursed my life
Wi' tap o' a' things maist unchancy—
A haverel wife!
When I'm for peace, then she's for talkin';
When dull, she skirls like a maukin,
And laughs and girns:
When I'm for sleepin', she's for waukin',
And peels my shins.
She feigns her fits, flytes, and fa's ill;
To a' her neibours roun' does tell
How ill I'm till her;
And aye the owre-word o' the knell,
Her waefu' siller!
The joys o' wit, the joys o' wine,
The chimes o' music and o' rhyme,
And comrades dear,
And thole her loud eternal whine
About her gear.
Each social tie that could discard
For glancin' gowd, or dirty yird,
Or empty fame:
May cankered Care tug at his beard,
And sullen dame.
I'se ne'er again be woman-ridden;
My former frien's should a' be bidden,
In social ring;
The dool-string I should soon get rid on,
And dance and sing!
INVOCATION TO SPRING, 1812.
Why so timid and shy to appear?
No dew-droppëd blossoms the morning perfume,
No green glossy garments the forests resume,
Though time hurries by the short year.
To enliven our grey hawthorn bowers;
The lightsome white lambs, as they frisk round the cots,
The seedsman's slow hum as he scatters his oats,
Thy zephyrs and soft falling showers.
Breathes bleak through the valley and wild:
The half silent songsters forget now to pair,
They wait for thy train, but no vestige is there,
Save the primrose, thy first lonely child.
For her sons that are dragged to afar;
She waits the nymph Peace; but, lo! what appears!
Whole Europe convulsed, for a series of years,
With intestine grim bloodshed and war!
While Hope in gay trappings is drest;
And Love linked with Health, lightly trips o'er the land
We gaze on the phantom, the curtain is drawn,
And the bright beams of noon overcast.
On the Death of THE REV. DR MURRAY,
LATE PROFESSOR OF ORIENTAL LANGUAGES IN THE UNIVERSITY OF EDINBURGH.
Thy favourite child in the cold earth is laid:
Thy far-famed son, so skilled in learnëd lore,
Shall teach our minds or mend our hearts no more!
Oft hast he pored through learning's lonely way,
Amidst thy rocks and pathless mountains grey;
With scarce an aid but this—the light of Heaven!
'Twas his the depths of Language to unlock,
What every tongue in every clime hath spoke:
A key, the sacred oracles to show,
And angels' tongues to teach to men below.—
Far shone the light, and thawed the stony heart;
The nations saw, and wondering, owned his art.
The obedient streams rushed forth at his command:
Far flowed the waters through the desert wide;—
Israel believed, and nations blest their guide.
Full well he knew to weigh the wondrous whole
Of shining orbs, that on their axles roll—
To trace their circles through a pathless road,
Till the proud Atheist, trembling, owned a God.
Alike this world its various parts to scan,
What laws best polish, and what shackle man;
Of every tie that binds the human heart—
The laws of morals, and each noble art;
To wake the numbers of the Muse's lay,
Or deep-toned grief, or sportive satire gay.
In him each gentler passion did contend—
The tender Husband and the faithful Friend.
Though lofty Science kindly on him smiled,
Yet modest manners marked him for her child.
Long hast thou, Cree, swept through thy lakes and woods,
And with the ocean mixt thy crystal floods;
But long thy swains shall mark the varied year,
Ere such a shepherd on thy banks appear.
And as the rocks shall be his lasting fame;
Murray shall live while Scotland boasts a name.
That's lonely left to all a widow's care,
On his Loved Pledges let thy kindness flow,
Till Hope shall triumph o'er remembered woe.—
Be thine the task to guide their helpless youth,
In all the paths of innocence and truth,
Till classic learning dawn across the mind,
And riper Reason every sense refine:—
Like him, to claim their country's best regard,
Are the fond wishes of a simple Bard.
Verses on the Death of a Dairymaid.
And the curling mists waved o'er the sea,
The breath of the breeze to the mountains passed by,
And the dew spangles hung on the tree,
Pleased the rude draughts of Nature to view,
Or watched the wild waterfowl skim o'er the lake,
Where the flower of the wilderness grew.
The cottage of Peace to adorn,
The mild timid looks of the young village maid,
As the primrose peeps out by the thorn.
And pure as the dews on thy breast;
Thus bloomed thou, Eliza—thus sweetly thou smiled—
Ere thou sunk to thy cold bed of rest.
With the laugh and the jest oft between—
I've seen when the mower his scythe lighter swung,
As thou turn'dst up the swaird on the green.
How changed is its lustre and hue!
And fled every charm the dull hermit might move—
But 'tis painful the contrast to view.
Speak of years yet unnumbered to run?
And did not thy dreams, in futurity, seek
For new joys yet unruffled to come?
And vowed every frown was despair?—
As the light-feathered emigrant woos other skies,
So they follow where summer blooms fair.
While the blast through the branches does moan,
He sighs there in secret, he mourns while asleep,
And he loves to be always alone.
Nor friend bear a part in his pain;
But he turns his dim eye on the sear-withered leaf,
And he weeps—and then views it again.
But the darkest night yields to the day:
Hope points to the time when true lovers will meet,
And thy tears shall be all wiped away.
Verses on the Death of a Young Woman.
To hear the leaves fall from the trees;
To see the foxglove's withered stalk
Bend with December's latest breeze!
(Oh! could the mind thus rest from care!)
The bird sleeps on the wooded hill,
The beasts have found their wonted lair.
The waning moon peers thin and pale;
The streamlet tinkles o'er its bed,
And slowly winds along the vale.
Now shed their light on all below;
They charm our thoughts to soar on high,
Yet teach how little man can know.
Gives light, and life, and form, and hue;
But see! the grey-clad matron, Night;
Brings worlds unnumbered to our view.
How should we act? Who sent us here?
Let calm reflection lift the veil,
And welcome in the infant year.
Another glass old Time has run;
Pale Memory fears to view the last,
While Reason asks, “What have ye done?”
How unperceived youth glides away;
The longest term that life extends,
When past, seems but a winter day.
Have with the seasons come and gone,
But some have left this world of cares
To sleep, “unnoticed and unknown.”
Thy tender voice no more I hear;
Like distant music on the blast,
It fell upon my ravished ear.
Nor mark'st the sigh, nor tears I shed;
For dim's thine eye, and dull's thine ear,
Even Sorrow's voice wakes not the dead.
Thy slender form, and pensive eye;
Thy gentle spirit, true and kind—
Sure so much goodness could not die!
See'st thou mute Nature, reft and bare?
Canst thou each earthly tie forego?
Where is thy dwelling—tell me where?
Is hovering round with guardian power,
To yield, unseen, thy friendly aid
And comfort at this midnight hour.
Steals through my shattered languid frame;
My broken spirit feels a calm,
While whispering breezes breathe thy name.
Beyond the reach of mortal ken?
Or seeks the prying eye of Love,
What Heaven has hid from sons of men?
The young, the old, soon follow you:
Well! if the Golden Rule's our guide,
We need not fear what Death can do!
HENRY'S LAMENT.
The blackbird whistled from the brake;
The setting sun's departing beams,
Gleamed o'er the smooth expanded lake:
Seemed in its crystal breast to smile;
And fields, in Summer's beauty drest,
Confes't the weary ploughman's toil.
Though Nature did her charms disclose;
Her mantle, tinged with various hues,
But served to tantalize his woes.
The soft wave murmured to his sighs,
Beside yon leafless foggëd tree;
And aye he sighed and said “Alas!
“Farewell ye bonny banks of Dee!
Where Cultivation spreads her wing;
Ye mansions fair and wood-fringed vale,
Where warbling choirs delight to sing!
'Twas there where first my youthful heart
The hopes and fears of love essayed;
There first I saw the opening charms
Of thee, Maria, peerless maid.
When early sunbeams gild the flower;
Her cheek was like the damask rose,
While bending with the dewy shower,
But all her beauties to define,
Would need the noble Raphael's art;
But vain to me his living lines,
For deep they're graven on my heart.
Breathed out his woes, his cares, and pain;
Her little all was freely lent;
He never told his tale in vain.
But if she read the luckless loves,
Of Anna and Palemon dear,
Arion's magic lines unfold;
Fast fell the sympathetic tear.
That fondly fluttered in my breast,
Lest friends should frown, or fate deny,
And hurt her wonted peace and rest.
But lovers vain the wish would hide,
For eyes can eloquently speak;
How soon she answered sigh for sigh,
While crimson blushes spread her cheek.
And soft words lingered on my tongue;
And when she spake, upon the tones
My ravished ear with transports hung.
Sweet was the task for me to teach,
My lovely scholar all my skill;
To touch with art the warbling wire,
Or in that hand to guide the quill.
While memory rings the heart with pain;
The sweeter joy the keener grief
Because it ne'er returns again.
Forbade us ev'n the last adieu;
And robbed me of my soul's delight—
Maria's face no more I view.
His virtues feigned, all stern and vain;
He bows at Fashion's tinselled shrine,
To empty pride and sordid gain,
Ah! gaudy pomp, and gorgeous wealth!
For what ye take ye ill repay;
Ye steel the heart for selfish ends,
And sweep each social tie away.”
SONGS.
THE WILD WOOD-SIDE.
Where Autumn breathed her airy breeze;
The silver moon-shine, far and wide,
Beamed glimmering through the branching trees.
The birdies now, on leafless bough,
Their carols gay had laid aside;
Grave silence reigns through woods and plains
With me along the wild wood-side.
While distance tuned his swelling moans,
O'erhung with oak, and ivied locks,
Where owls screeched out their wailing tones.
The fragrant bean was withering seen,
And flowery hawthorn's bloom decayed;
No heavenly dew shall them renew,
Till Spring revive the wild wood-side.
And charmed creation into rest,
Save only thoughtless, hapless man,
Where guilt or love disturbs the breast.
Sweet Peace! descend, be thou my friend,
And white-robed Innocence my guide;
And teach me clear my course to steer,
Poor wanderer by the wild wood-side.
To me unknown's your distant race—
Ye comets on your fiery car,
That wander through the boundless space—
Can Science scan your voice to man,
As through the concave blue ye glide,
And teach such views to vagrant muse,
That wanders by the wild wood-side?
Where now the busy haunts of men?
The chill dews o'er the grey grass creep,
The reapers now have left the plain.
With every blast the leaves fall fast,
As down the stream they mournful ride,
Changed Nature here looks pale and drear,
With me along the wild wood-side.
With harmony the woods shall ring;
The annual wheel of time shall turn,
With all the rosy hues of Spring:
But Man, when laid in lonely bed,
His griefs and joys are laid aside;
He ne'er again shall view the plain,
Or beauties of the wild wood-side.
WILL AND KATE:
OR, AN ANSWER TO “LOGAN BRAES.”
Wi' plaintive note, and pensive mien,
While true affection tunes thy lays,
For thy ain lad on Logan braes,
As yon sweet linnet, in the spring,
Teaches her chirpin' young to sing,
So thou, wi' thine, may'st con thy waes—
He'll ne'er see thee, nor Logan braes.
Can tell our sad mishaps in Spain?—
He's fa'n, wi' Moore, o' deathless praise,
Far, far frae thee and Logan braes.
Wi' sleepless nights, and famine faint,
Fell numbers urged him frae his tent;
Yet aft he, wheelin', faced his faes,
And thought on thee, and Logan braes.
I saw him nobly breathe his last.—
“Gae, tak that ring,” he faintly says,
“And bear't to Kate, on Logan braes.”
The deadly tale her heart will stound—
But ebbin' life gushed frae ilk wound:
His latest accents spoke thy praise,
And blest his babes on Logan braes.
Bow down its head wi' e'enin' shower,
And lays it low on Logan braes?
She beat her breast—her han's she rung;
Her hapless younglin's round her clung;
What pen, alas! can paint her waes?
She's faintin', fa'n on Logan braes.
Like lightnin', clasped her fleeting charms—
Says, “Ope thine eyes of kindest rays
On thy ain lad on Logan braes.”
These accents kind her spirits cheer;
She views her lad wi' joyfu' tear:
Wi' joy they press—wi' joy they gaze,
And kiss their babes on Logan braes.
The absent years I've been frae thee?”
Then in her lap a purse he lays,
That he'd brought hame to Logan braes.—
Says,—“This shall help for what is gane,
And I'll ne'er leave thee mair thy lane;
While life-blood in my bosom plays,
I'll stay wi' thee on Logan braes.
Ilk blushin' flower mair sweet shall spring;
Our bairns shall herd, and gather slaes
Aroun' our cot, on Logan braes.
To each fond haunt we will repair,
Where I'll tell o'er my deeds o' weir;
While the blythe lambkin round us plays,
And pipes sound shrill on Logan braes.”
THE HILLS OF THE HIGHLANDS.
And visit our haughs and our glens?
There's beauty 'mang hills o' the Highlan's
That Lassie i' Lowlands ne'er kens.
Nae lilies grow wild on the lea;
But the heather its sweet scent discloses,
And the daisy's as sweet to the e'e.
Whose summits are shaded wi' blue;
There the fleet mountain roes they are lyin',
Or feedin' their fawns, love, for you.
Where wi' solit'ry pleasure I've strayed;
There my forefathers fought in their glory,
Wi' their chieftains they conquered or died.
By crags that are furrowed and grey;
To her young there the eagle is callin',
Or gazin' afar for her prey.
His arms out at random hath cast;
And the high towerin' fir on the mountain,
That nods to the sound o' the blast.
Where the goat wi' her younglin's doth rest;
There oft I would lead thee, my Mary,
Where the blackbird is building her nest.
When shepherds return frae the hill,
Aroun' by the banks o' Loch Lomon',
While bagpipes are soundin' sae shrill.
That points owre the quivering stream,
But sweeter the smiles o' my Mary,
And kinder the blinks o' her een.
And cheer winter's bare dreary gloom;
With thee every joy is completer,
While true love around us should bloom.
And few are my flocks and my kye;
Yet my bosom to thee beats aye truly,
'Tis what titles or gowd ne'er could buy.
His airs and his grandeur may shine;
Our hills boast o' mair true discreetness,
And his love is not equal to mine.
DONALD'S GRAVE.
SCENE, NEAR GLENCOE.There sleeps my young Donald, the flower of his clan,
In death's silent slumbers, where lowly he's laid;
The green sod his target, the cold clay his plaid.
And dim now that eye, once a love-speaking blue;
Now withered those soft lips—the roses are flown,
And clotted those locks of a dark bushy brown.
And my red stiffened eyes had no more tears to shed,
While the blast thro' the broad oak did howl round my head,
Like the bursting of sorrow, or songs for the dead;
And half of his fair form through blood did appear:
Though pale was his aspect, his manner was meek,
And his locked hollow jaw seemed to open and speak:—
Can the warm tears of sorrow retrieve me from death?
But the tie's ever binding, although we must part,
And love shall find room still within this cold heart.
Of honour and freedom, his country and laws:
The bard's bursting song his achievements shall save,
And chieftains shall sigh as they stalk by his grave.
They proffered us friendship—their offers were ta'en;
But the cold-blooded monsters no ties could engage—
In slumbers they slew whom they feared to enrage.
His fame and false glory shall fall in an hour:
No sweet-sounding requiem his spirit may claim,
And forgetfulness leave but the dregs of a name.
My light passing spirit thou marrest of sleep:
Thrice three months are passed since thou should'st been my bride,
But soon shalt thou stretch thee along by my side.”
The sun his gold tresses had spread o'er the sky;
Yet still the dark vision this truth did recall,
That the lovely soon fade, and the mighty must fall.
SONG.
[While roving round the banks of Cree]
Seeking a strayëd ewe and lamb,
The day was dry, no one was nigh,
The water smooth, the breezes calm.
Up through the glen the mavis sang;
I leaned me by yon birken bower,
And feared no ill from any man.
That lightly tripped along the way;
His locks were like the raven's wing,
His look bespoke a bosom gay.
Upon his step he made a stand,
So wilily he looked at me,
And gently took me by the hand.
I've long wished for the cooling shade;—
I hope ye'll not offended be
At this small freedom I have made.
Such blooming beauty could trepan:
Be easy, dear, you need not fear,
I am no rakish Irishman.”
His graceful form so straight and tall;
He clasped my waist, my lips he prest;
Alas! my heart believèd all!
That wealth and beauty doth comman';
'Twas then my ear—too late, I fear,
Perceived the roving Irishman.
On May-day last I skipped and sang;
My sister says my bloom's decayed;
I sigh and sab the whole night lang.
My feeble hopes are near a stan':
Ye maids on Cree, be ruled by me—
Ne'er trust a roving Irishman!
CULLODEN.
Red raise the sun, the sky was cloudy,
While mustering far, wi' distant yell,
The northern bands marched stern and steady.
Chorus.—
Oh! Duncan, Donald's ready!Oh! Duncan, Donald's ready!
Wi' sword and targe he seeks the charge,
And frae his shouther flings the plaidie.
O'er down and dale, o'er mountain flyin';
But rush like tempests on the foe,
Through mingled groans the war note cryin'.
Oh! Duncan, Donald's ready, &c.
A stem o' Stewart, frien'less Charlie;
What Highlan' han' its blade would hain,
What Highlan' heart behint would tarry?
Oh! Duncan, Donald's ready, &c.
The sun back frae their blades is beamin';
The Southern trump falls on my ear,
Their bannered lions proudly streamin'.
Now, Donald, Duncan's ready!
Now, Donald, Duncan's ready!
Within his hand he grasps his brand;
Fierce is the fray, the field is bluidy.
She saw her flag sae fiercely flyin';
Culloden's hills were hills o' wae;
Her honour lost, her warriors dyin'.
Duncan now nae mair is ready!
Duncan now nae mair is ready!
The brand is fa'n frae out his hand,
His bonnet blue lies stained and bluidy!
Lang may she wait for his returnin';
The midnight dews fa' on her cheek;
What han' shall dry her tears o' mournin'?
Duncan now nae mair is ready, &c.
THE BANKS OF DEE.
The day-star shewed his head;
A reverend ruin nodded nigh,
With waters round it spread.
The bird of night had ceased her tale,
And fluttering fled from me;
As softly sighed the morning gale,
Along the banks of Dee.
Around the fishes' bed;
And trees in gay and motley ranks,
Sloped out the flowery glade.
The glossy blackbird on the bough,
Sang to his mate with glee;
And joined the lark, yet wet with dew,
Upon the banks of Dee.
And sets his edge with care;
The humming wild-bee leaves his hive,
To sip the flowerets fair.
The merry milkmaid gaily sang—
Her bosom light and free;
While listening echoes joined alang,
The winding banks of Dee.
Had reared her arches gran',
Of bridges rare beyond compare,
On noblest Doric plan.
The shielded mansion half I viewed,
That pleased the passing e'e;
And clustering villages were strewed,
Along the banks of Dee.
Where plenty ever spreads!
May truth and honour crown your swains,
And beauty grace your maids.
Let rural mirth and pity's sigh,
Still in your breasts agree;
And fellow-feeling still be nigh,
Around the banks of Dee.
SONG.
[Again the breeze blaws through the trees]
The flowers bloom by the burn, Willie:
Gay Spring is seen in fairy green—
The year nae mair shall mourn, Willie.
And lowly slaethorn tree, Willie;
Its blossom spreads, nor cauld blast dreads,
But may be nipt like me, Willie.
She whids alang the lea, Willie:
Through dewy showers the lav'rock towers,
And sings, but not for me, Willie.
What pleasure can they gie, Willie?
My Spring is past, my sky o'ercast,
It's sleepless nights wi' me, Willie.
That used to speak wi' me, Willie;
Nae tale, nae sang, the hale day lang—
Its a' for lovin' thee, Willie.
That heart nae mair is free, Willie:
Then, oh! be kind, sin' now it's thine!
I had nae mair to gie, Willie.
A wealthier bride than me, Willie;
Now nought can heal the wound I feel,
But lay me down and die, Willie.
By crystal windin' Cree, Willie,
When o'er my grave the green grass waves,
Oh! wilt thou think on me, Willie?
THE BANKS OF TARF.
Wi' siller waves to saut sea rows;
And mony a greenwood cluster grows,
And harebells bloomin' bonnie, O.
Below a spreadin' hazel lee,
Fu' snugly hid where nane could see,
While blinkin' love beamed frae her e'e,
I met my bonnie Annie, O.
Her lips like roses wet wi' dew;
But oh! her e'e o' azure blue,
Was past expression bonnie, O.
Like threads o' gowd her flowin' hair,
That lightly wantoned wi' the air;
But vain were a' my rhymin' ware
To tell the charms o' Annie, O.
She whisperin', in my ear did say,
“Oh! how could I survive the day,
Should ye prove fause, my Tammie, O?”
“While spangled fish glide to the main,
While Scotland's braes shall wave wi' grain,
Till this fond heart shall break wi' pain,
I'll aye be true to Annie, O.”
And ripplin' raised the spray alang;
The banks of Tarf are bonnie, O.
Though sweet is spring, when young and gay,
And blythe the blinks o' summer's day;
I fear nae winter cauld and blae,
If blest wi' love and Annie, O.
DARK ROLLING DEE.
Thy wild rugged rocks by yon black birken glen,
That claim'st thy supplies from the cold mossy fountains,
And minglest thy treasures with low-spreading Ken:
Where the traces of nature my bosom first warmed;
For low on thy banks, where thy waves sweet meander,
Spreads the low blushing rose that my fancy has charm'd.
And sever thy stalk from its first native stole,
Where the kind breath of love should invite thee to blossom,
Though the chill blasts of winter around us should howl.
But the noon-tide of friendship around us should beam;
The fervour of youth I would fondly remember,
And shield thy sweet blossoms by Dee's winding stream.
THE BRAES OF GALLOWAY.
And leave thy frien's i' south countrie—
Thy former frien's and sweethearts' a',
And gang wi' me to Gallowa'?
And heather-bells in bonnie bloom;
There's lordly seats and livin's braw
Amang the braes o' Gallowa'.
Where burns and birds in concert play;
The waukrife echo answers a',
Amang the braes o' Gallowa'.
Alang the bonnie banks o' Dee,
Half circlin' roun' my father's ha',
Amang the braes o' Gallowa'.
And fields o' gowden grain are shorn,
I'll busk thee fine in pearlins braw,
To join the dance in Gallowa'.
And lanely langsome is the night,
W' tentie care my pipes I'll thraw,
Play “A' the way to Gallowa'.”
Nae lack o' gear our love should drown;
Content should shield our haddin sma',
Amang the braes o' Gallowa'.
And heather-bells sae bonnie bloom;
Come, let us be the happiest twa
On a' the braes o' Gallowa'.
THE GHOST OF CRAZY JANE.
Hoarse the raven croaked afar;
Drowsy bats flew round in clusters;
Faintly beamed the evening star.
Round yon mouldering tower the ivy,
Closely clasped, though faintly seen;
Highly perched, the night-owl screeching,
Sung the dirge of Crazy Jane.
Gusty blasts the turret shake:
Towers did totter on their bases;
Hungry graves did yawning gape:
Slowly shifting o'er the green,
Says, “Fear me not, thou timorous stranger,
I'm the Ghost of Crazy Jane!
To my Henry's lonely bed;
Warding off the evil genius,
Hovering round his lovely head.
Till that hour when death shall join us,
Never more to part again;
When by my side in this lone grave,
He'll repose with Crazy Jane!”
Once adorned her lovely cheek;
Those winning smiles, and dimpling graces,
Those modest looks so softly sweet.
The lily neck, the heaving bosom,
The graceful and majestic mien—
A faded form, and shrouded spectre,
Was all remained of Crazy Jane.
Mild the sun beamed out the day;
Quick she started as affrighted—
Says, “Farewell, I must away!”
Swift she fled on wings of morning,
Gliding o'er the dewy scene:
But strong imagination painted
All the woes of Crazy Jane.
THE FAIRY DANCE.
When silence pervaded, and nature was still,
Save the night-raven's whirr where the broad oak was bending,
Or the voice of the fox, as he howled on the hill.
Beneath the grey hawthorn each care was confounded,
Where fancy presented the whimsical trance,
Of hundreds of elves that me quickly surrounded,
As they skimm'd o'er the moorlands to join the fairy dance.
Their beavers were white, and their vestments were green;
On their front rode a nymph, on a pied steed, so sightly,
Whose rod and deportment betokened their Queen.
Loose flowed her robes, as they shone like the polestreams
That shake o'er the sky with a quivering glance;
And bright shone her face like the silvery moon's mild beams,
While thus she addressed them, to join the fairy dance:
Now is the time that our revels we keep,
Brushing the dew from the low-bending heather,
While the dull sons of earth lie involvèd in sleep.
Minstrels now meet, let your music be sounding;
Partners be clasping—in couples advance;
Hence with dull care; let your joys be abounding;
Trip to the moon-beam the gay fairy dance.”
Meet, joined the harp, with its melody low;
Now airy they wheel, and now lovingly meeting,
As gaily they flit on the light skiffing toe.
High beat my heart—how my fancy was cheered;
Methought that to meet them I forth did advance;
But the melody ceased, and the scene disappeared—
So fleeting's our joy, like the gay fairy dance!
SONG.
[Oh! will ye go to yon burn side]
Amang the new made hay,
And sport upon the flowery swaird,
My ain dear May?
Where lambkins lightly play,
The wild bird whistles to his mate,
My ain dear May.
Shall shield us in the bower,
Where I'll pu' a posy for my May,
O' mony a bonny flower.
My mammy spins at hame;
And should they see thee here wi' me,
I'd better been my lane.
What troubles it await—
When ance the flush o' spring is o'er,
The fause bird lea'es its mate.
And lose their bonny green;
The sun wi' clouds may be o'ercast,
Before that it be e'en.
So love is, in its noon;
But cankering Time may foil the flower,
And spoil its bonny bloom.
And love is young and gay;
Ere age his withering, wintry blast
Blaws o'er me and my May.
Or haud the halesome plough,
And nightly clasp thee to my breast,
And prove aye leal and true.
She had nae mair to say,
But ga'e her hand and walked alang,
The youthfu' bloomin' May.
PEGGY.
My Peggy and I were young;
Sae blythe at the bught i' the gloamin'
My Peggy and I ha'e sung.
My Peggy and I ha'e sung,
Till the stars did blink sae hie;
Come weel or come woe to the beggin',
My Peggy was dear to me.
And towered o'er the green birken shaw;
Ilk glentin' wee flower on the meadow,
Seemed proud o' bein' buskit sae braw.
Seemed proud o' bein' buskit sae braw
When they saw their ain shape i' the Dee;
'Twas there that I courted my Peggy,
Till the kirk it fell foul o' me.
Frae the heart that is wedded to gear;
A wife without house or a hadden
Gars ane look right blate like and queer.
Gars ane baith look blate like and queer,
But queerer when twa turns to three;
Our friens they ha'e foughten and flyten,
But Peggy's aye dear to me.
Now nought aniest marriage would do;
And though that our prospects were dreary,
What could I but e'en buckle to?
What could I but e'en buckle to,
And dight the saut tear frae her e'e?
The warl's a wearifu' wister;
But Peggy's aye dear to me.
THE BANKS OF FLEET.
Where Nature spreads her various treasure;
Frae fruits and flowers of every hue,
To berries blae, and craps o' heather.
Thy pebbled shores and sea-girt isles,
Thy far-famed woods and views sae mony;
Thy hills and towers where simmer smiles,
Thy strappin' lads, and lasses bonny.
With bloomin' fields around in order;
Where commerce spreads her flowin' sails,
Auld Card'ness towers o'erlook thy border.
Upon thy banks a borough stands,
Sae feat and healthy, few's completer;
If search through Scotia's southern strands,
Nane's shieled sae biel', nor shows aught sweeter.
Amidst the meads where flowers are springing;
And shields wi' woods his furrowed rocks,
Where lightsome birds are blythely singing.
The Rusco ruins, nodding grey,
Where Gordons gay ance blythely ranted;
And wild woods spreading o'er the brae,
By nature's ruleless hand been planted.
The hoary snaw his haffits wrappin';
His dark brows brave the wintry storm—
A blue mist bonnet co'ers his tappin'.
Fain would I sing each noble name,
Where kindness blends wi' wealth her traces;
But deeds surpass the poet's pen,
As native smiles do borrowed graces.
Where nature spreads out a' her treasure;
Frae fruits and flowers o' every hue,
To berries blae, and craps o' heather.
THE TEAR HUNG IN HIS E'E.
My sodger lad frae me was torn;
Then honour's name was hard to dree;
The parting tear hung in his e'e.
And loud the warlike cymbals clang;
Then honour's fause name ruined me,
Although the love-tear blin't his e'e.
His manly limbs in armour bound;
His gracefu' snawie archèd brow,
His dimpled cheek sae sweet to view;
Nor buddin' lips that ga'e delight,
Half shieldin' teeth of ivory white;
But 'twas his glance that ruined me,
The lovely language o' his e'e.
Far, far ayont the roaring wave,
Within yon luckless ravaged land,
Wi' thousands on Corunna's strand.
In fancying sleep, how aft I've seen
His rising grave that grows sae green,
Then starting, waked wi' tearfu' e'e;
For Oh! he's cauld and far frae me.
Wi' which my brows he used to bin';
Nae gay attire my breast can ease;
Alas! there's nane I wish to please!
Though sair's my heart, I lo'e the pain
And sweet's the tear that's shed alane;
And dear's the pledge he ga'e to me,
That day the tear hung in his e'e.
ANNANDALE ROBIN.
And hired himsel' wi' Craigfast;
Forbye the wee drap in his noddle,
Had got a' the wages he asked.
He wha had been touned out wi' tenants,
Would soon be head man to the laird—
A point at baith shearin' and mawin',
And bigg a' the ricks i' the yaird.
And lasses, till they get a man;
For fouks to be social and sober;
And aye as content as they can.
He staptna for stick nor for stane;
Till down by the scroggs o' Congailly,
He met bonny Bet a' her lane.
A'e luck on the back o' anither:
He lang wished her kindness to seek;
Nae scene could be sweeter for wooin'
What time was he fitter to speak?
For me I hae been at the town;
See sic a braw knowe there forenent us,
Would maist tempt a saint to sit down.
Hech me! but it's lang since I saw ye,
And vow! ye're grown gaudy and grand;
For peace sake ye maun tak' a man.”
She sighed and said naething ava;
Hung her head—rowed a strae round her finger,
Gar't Robin aye closer to draw.
He prest her, he courtit, he clappit,
Snapt a kiss, for it weel on was dark;
When, to crown a' his hopes in a hurry,
She haflins said aye in a hark.
Sae Robin thought lang for a spouse;
Farewell to the freaks o' the market,
The lang wage and braw gentle house.
The auld fouks were couthy and kindly,
The bridal was hurried aff han';
Sae kindly's they cuddled thegither,
But houses, or haddin, or lan'.
Or what a half-year brings about;
For Robin turned dowffer and duller,
As Betty began to speak out.
She cries out for this thing and that thing,
Like a bell through his lug her tongue twangs;
And aye siccan matches she might ha'en,
While he sits as dumb as the tangs.
Song on the Abdication of Bonaparte.
From Surly Winter wins the day;
Love trims his bow-string by her side,
And tunes his universal lay.
The birken bush, the balmy dawn,
Are sweet and mild, and fair to see;
But dearer far to captive man,
Are Peace and Health, and Liberty.
With fiery brand and withering breath;
Peace waves around her magic wand,
And breaks the instruments of death.
See, where the war-worn soldiers come,
Once more to view their native plains!
With joy they hail their friends—their home,
And bless the hands that burst their chains.
And spread their blossoms to the day!
The Red Rose round its odour shed,
And let the harp of Erin play!
Scotia, bring thou thy symbol forth!
What though thy crest's but hamely gear,
The hardy Thistle of the North
Has oft times stemmed the tide of weir!
And dread a brother's blood to spill;—
And well may all that Voice discern,
Which bids the sons of men be still.
His eagles fall no more to rise—
We tread not on the vanquished foe,
But learn by others to be wise.
Song for the North Briton's Society, Liverpool.
The bird chirms o'er the leafless tree;
The wintry blast is comin' fast,
And loudly roars the restless sea:
Yet blythe, blythe, and merry we'll be,
Cauld and care we'll fling awa',
This is but a'e night in our lives,
And wha could grudge though it were twa.
Yon carlin by the heugh and cairn;
What though auld Scotland's hills be bleak,
She's fostered mony a wally bairn.
Sae blythe, blythe and merry we'll be,
Scotia's sons we're ane and a';
This is, &c.
We look to mind and manly worth;
Dishonour blast the pridefu' wight,
Wha scorns his frien's or land o' birth:
Dull, dull and dowie be he,
Gout and vapours round him draw;
Thus let him hoard his worthless wealth,
And social mirth be far awa.
Their myrtle bowers, or orange tree;
As proud our doughty thistle waves,
For Caledon has aye been free.
Blythe, blythe and merry are we,
Liberty's the best o't a',
This is, &c.
Where gushing floods roar o'er the linn;
Her greensward howes, and echoing shores,
Where pibrochs wake a glorious din.
Blythe, blythe and halesome are they,
Our ain strathspeys they best can blaw;
This is, &c.
By broomy Orr, or birken Dee,
Sic scenes can soothe the festering mind,
Aboon a' pleasures art can gie.
Blythe, blythe and merry are we;
The heart aye bows to nature's law;
This is, &c.
Smooth, red and white, as maids need be;
But aft they want the native notes
And speaking glance o' Leezie's e'e.
Blythe, blythe and bonny are they;
Here's Scotlan's lasses ane and a';
This is, &c.
Here's Burns's memory (three times three),
Frae Homer down to hamely me.
Blythe, blythe and merry were they;
Fill your glasses, toast them a';
Unto the last night o' our lives
We winna let their memory fa'.
A NEW SONG.
And Begbie woods are bonnie, O;
There will I wed my winsome Meg,
If e'er I marry ony, O.
The dewy tear hangs on the briar,
The birk and blooming thorn, O;
The cuckoo wakes the slumb'ring brake,
And ushers in the morn, O.
And truly I'm but scanty, O;
Yet there's ae heart I wadna part,
For a' yon Earl's County, O.
O' Begbie woods are bonnie woods,
And Begbie burn's sae rocky, O;
There will I wed my winsome Meg,
Wi' naething but her smoky, O.
SONG.
[High mantles the reek o' the village gay]
As the sun sinks in the west;
As pensive and slow by the meadow I stray,
To muse on the maid I lo'e best.
At evening as they play;
It is borne on the wing of the gloaming gale,
And wafted far away.
As they lightly trip the green;
But the air and the grace of my lovely young Jess,
Proclaim her the village queen.
When morning purples the sky;
And wild are the tones of her witching voice
As the Zephyr of spring sweeping by.
O'ershading a bosom of love;
And saft shoots the beam o' her bonny blue eye
As the glance o' the timid dove.
When the sun rides high at noon;
And cheer her lone hours wi' the fondest love tales,
Till the broad flaming orb gangs down.
The daisy and the blue-bell,
To weave a love wreath her tresses to braid,
By the brink of the fairy well.
And the sparkle that lives in her e'e,
That till baith are quenched by the damps o' death
I true to her will be.
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