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DEMOCRACY;
AN EPIC POEM,
Subject proposed—Invocation—Aquiline invoketh the Genius of Confusion—telleth what she is not—commenceth with the grand Meeting at the Tontine—counteth their numbers—enquireth the cause—maketh a shrewd conjecture—sine simile of locusts and frogs, with a singular allusion to bread-trays—sage remarks on patriotism—Crowd becometh impatient—Mr. M---k harangueth—nominateth Gripus—Gripus chosen Chairman—adjournment to City-Hall—dextrous manner of opening a lock—'Squire Pomposo remonstrateth, and enquireth the cause—second adjournment—Chieftans described—violent contest between Tar and Citizen Pig-Tail—Citizen presseth forward—Tar presseth backward—Crowd clamoureth, and Citizen retreateth—eloquent speech of M---k—beautiful simile of Frogs, with an allusion to Town-Meetings—a new speaker appeareth—Poet recounteth his pedigree—pathetic lamentation of the speaker for the absence of his brother—a ray of hope—elegant game at “Slap-Chops”—excellent logic and metaphysical observations—reasons for fighting Algerines—better reasons for continuing peace with Britain—excellency of Bankruptcy, a fine family piece—deficiency in the Federal Treasury accounted for—timidity of Congress reprehended, and reasons assign'd—new praise of Bankruptcy, and noble illustration—Indian expedition—new manufactures established—scurvy observations on Broom-Makers—speech concluded—strange figure, and a Golden Pig—Figure waxeth mad—severely reprehendeth abuse of honest occupations, and departeth—Committee chosen with additions—great exultation of M---k—M---k's third speech—strange spectre appeareth—speaketh—interrupted—how a Crane may be mistaken for an Owl—spectre proceedeth—Citizens depart with Huzzas—which are finely described.
CANTO I.
Of earth the wonder, and of men the praise;
How, while, around, all single despots die,
Tumultuous throngs the vacant thrones supply;
From democratic sway what blessings spring;
Say, heavenly Muse, and aid me while I sing.
Mæonia's Bard the fate of Troy pourtray'd;
Nor thee upborne by whose adventurous slight,
Milton essay'd the empyrean light;
But thee, who springing from the central realm,
Where Chaos rules, rejoicest to o'erwhelm,
By force supported, and by fraud maintain'd,
Whate'er of good and fair mankind hath gain'd.
Thee I invoke, for unto thee belong
The factious bankrupt, and the noisy throng;
Thee I invoke, for unto thee pertains
The subject matter, and recording strains.
This day had burnish'd up his aged face,
O'er half the welkin lash'd his coursers on,
And glow'd incumbent o'er the melting noon;
When, mid the dome where Mocha's berried pride
With vaporous fragrance every room supplied,
From every part conven'd, in trim array,
The guardians of the land their powers display.
Not less in number, o'er the Egyptian land,
Came flies and locusts, call'd by Moses' wand;
Nor with much milder notes, from every tray,
The frogs hoarse-croaking, hymn'd their new-gain'd sway
For this event, unfold the mighty cause?
What could induce four hundred men to come,
Their shops forsaken, and forgot their home,
Perhaps not e'en a marketing prepar'd,
And doubtless some good time and money spared;
What could impel the show-man to forego
The certain profits springing from his show?
What could engage the cobler to permit
'Prentice and journeyman the last to quit?
While angry customers with half-drest pate,
And beards impatient for the razor, wait,
What madness urg'd the barber to dismiss,
Pusser and shaver to a scene like this?
How could the Printer, while news-mongers swear,
With hands unfill'd direct his devil there?
The ring unflaw'd nor yet the tiring broke,
The Wheel of Government moves on, by day,
No man should ever from his business stray:
But private interest never should controul
The vast, and nobler interest of the whole.
Hence, when disorder mars the wheel of state,
Its course impedes, or turns, by force, or weight,
If the ring burst, or if the tiring break,
The spoke is shatter'd or the hub shall crack,
Ballads and pictures, lasts and awls, should fly,
Razors should fall, and puffs neglected lie,
No news should spread, but every arm contend
Who first, and best, the failing wheel should mend.
This was the cause, the wond'rous cause, which led
Four hundred human creatures by the head;
For mighty M---k had inform'd the town
That some had swore the wheel should be o'erthrown;
That Algerines had given it many a hack,
And Briton's Sons had made the hub to crack;
(This day the unspotted patriot had decreed.)
That its sad state might undergo inspection,
And, after wise debate, and sage reflection,
They should resolve what measures to pursue,
To mend the old one up, or make a new.
But lest the minds of people uninform'd
By this fine figure should be too much warm'd,
And such full well the honest chieftain knew
Compos'd the ranks of his upholding crew—
He plainly said by wheel he wish'd to paint
That sorry thing the Federal Government.
Disorder foul its brassy forehead rear'd;
Without, more loud, the noisy croud demand
Why idly thus their comely leaders stand.
Deep thoughts revolving in his anxious breast,
Which groan'd beneath a nation's cares opprest,
With sable front, the mighty M---k rose,
Bawl'd “Order,” and the tumult feebler grows.
“Sure, at this time, the public good requires
“Some Chairman fill'd with patriotic sires;
“One who, with tried integrity, unites
“A settled liking to the people's rights.
“And such an one, methinks hard by I see;
“And Gripus, once an Alderman, is he.”
And cheer'd his soul with oft-repeated claps.
“Order!” the new-appointed chairman cries—
And every note of praise in silence dies.
Again his form the mighty M---k rear'd—
And as so many friends this day appear'd,
And as the present place was found so small,
Propos'd adjournment to the City Hall.
“Proper!” a voice exclaim'd; and all around—
“Proper!” the echoing walls amazed resound.
Where the huge City Hall assails the air;
Nor of the adjoining court request the key,
But modest, break the lock to gain them way:
They enter in—and wond'rous to relate,
Enclos'd within those walls the worthies sate,
Those very walls, from whence, observ'd with awe,
A frantic Congress gave the country law.
Ah! little did IT think how soon decrees
Which friends to liberty could never please,
Such as now met their hated rule to bow,
Must, where they rose, receive the fatal blow.
Ah! little did IT think how high-soul'd men
Would, in this place, their native rights regain;
And, warm'd with freedom's democratic fire,
Make law and reason equally expire.
Several sage speeches, and as sage replies,
And nought was done—'till 'squire Pomposo rose,
With mouth wide-open'd, eager to oppose.
That 'Squire so fam'd for copper coinage erst,
Of noble coiners sure the very first;
That worthy 'Squire for honesty so known,
Flesh of their flesh, and of their bone a bone,
That all suppos'd him:—“Who”—aloud he bawls—
“Hath now conven'd the people in these walls?
The price of Western land is rising, sure—
Who dares to think that we are growing poor?
I've lately speculated there myself,
And hope to gain no little share of pelf;
If not, another bankruptcy will do—
And if for me, why will it not for you?
This to a fortune is the readiest way—
Who call'd this meeting here—again I say?”
Full many a form now rear'd itself on high;
That round the Hall the gather'd people swarms;
And hints, while hidden from the public sight
The leaders sate, they marr'd the people's right.
The rest applaud, they rush the house without,
And with their fellows join the general shout.
Leading his suite, ascends the lofty stairs;
Forth marching then, hat off, with solemn gait,
Fix'd in the balcony invites debate.
In order rang'd, and by his side, appear,
Full many a youth, and veteran chief severe,
Of various aspect, and of various fame,
But few deserving of exalted name:
These few the Muse, as suits her purpose best,
Shall dignify, and raise above the rest.
With portly belly, and with look profound,
Of doubtful views, but much with learning blest,
A son of Esculapuis stood confest.
By him a being star'd, of monkey mien,
A famous actor on the factious scene,
And who, distinguish'd for his splendid share,
The Muse shall to a future mention spare.
Perch'd on the left, the mighty M---k shone,
O'er all conspicuous for his visage known.
Reader, hast ever seen, at show or fair,
That comely, fable thing, yclept a Bear?
Doubtless thou hast—thy notion then is good—
Such, and so looking, mighty M---k stood;
And now had spoken—but a sad affray
O'er all the balcony spread wild dismay.
A little onward stood the noted Tar,
The dup'd ringleader of the wordy war;
He who, presiding o'er the men who swear.
No private citizen should titles wear,
Nor titled salutation e'er restrains;
Who, for equality a bawler loud
Struggles for eminence amid the crowd.
Puff'd with the importance of his present fate,
The room of three he fill'd in haughty state;
Behind, and straining for a forward place,
And watchful of the too much wasted space,
Citizen Pig-Tail prest a spot to gain,
But met the fury of the SAILOR'S cane.
Once more tenacious of his equal right,
He labor'd forward, with redoubled might;
Once more the democratic Tar, enraged,
With his sharp stick the citizen engaged.
Vociferous the crowd cry out below,
“The rash intruder o'er the railing throw”—
Aghast affrighted Pig-Tail backward shrinks,
Nor longer of his rights invaded thinks.
The tumult hush'd, and “Order” cried once more,
M---k essay'd his voice's utmost power.
You've been call'd hither, freely to debate;
About who call'd you hither make no clatter,
You're here—who gave the notice—'tis no matter—
Whether the Card Tom, Dick, or Harry, wrote,
Or he who now solicits you to vote:
You need not plague yourselves about such stuff,
You're here—as I have said—and that's enough.
And captive all your men to slavery bear;
Congress 'tis true, have talk'd about a fleet;
But damn the English, they perform'd the feat;
They turn'd the pirates on us, let's requite,
And take good care that they get nothing by't.
The English take your vessels, steal your goods,—
Let's fight them, every man, curse take their bloods!
But fight 'em, burn 'em—beat 'em, black and blue.
I'll tell you what to do:—we owe them cash:
We'll plague 'em—yes, we'll make a noble crash.
They ca'n't recover debts 'mong us, they say—
Why that's the very thing—let's never pay.
Do as I've done; break, break's, the happiest plan,
And keep your cash yourselves unto a man.
They can't get money of us, now they groan—
We'll have it always so—and give 'em none.
Against the people's right to meet declare?
Let's wait a bit, to see if one dare come,
And say you all had better stay'd at home.”
In tones of thunder echoing from the croud,
The murmurs of applause, resounding far,
In one deep column rush'd upon the ear,
While separate sounds, their light detachments spread
Lurk'd in the rear, or skirmish'd at the head:
Thus when the vernal sun's prolific ray,
Paints with rich flowers the Verdant robe of May,
When the green citizens of ponds prepare
To hold their first town-meeting of the year;
Some leading frog, with croaking talents blest
For strength of lungs, distinguish'd o'er the rest,
Perch'd on his chair of log, in solemn state
With notes sententious, opes the grave debate,
'Tis silence round,—at length begins the strain,
The notes applausive echo o'er the plain,
Deed, deeper swells the undulating sound,
And one vast croaking vibrates o'er the pond.
—Fir'd with the sounds, ambitious to obtain
An equal share of honorary gain,
Proud of descent from fires before the flood,
Near, on the right, a younger leader stood,
A sort of stupid dignity was seen,
While quite expressive of its owner's mind,
Up from his mouth, his hauty nose inclin'd,
Seem'd as if, mounting to the realms of air,
It scorn'd the usual intercourse to share;
Transmitted pure his heritage by birth,
Through a long line of fires of equal worth;
That firm integrity, that godlike pride,
Inflexible in truth, in virtue tried,
That candid spirit which, nor lust of power,
Nor interest's potent sway could e'er allure,
From honor's paths to steer a devious way,
In him combin'd diffus'd a brighter ray.
With much complacence, in himself he view'd,
The mighty atlas of the haughty brood;
To wit, 'twas true, he made no great pretence,
For want of wit, with him, was proof of sense;
And nature kindly had that want supplied,
By no small portion of conceit and pride.
—All ardent now he stood to view confest,
Put forth his hand, and, thus, the crowd addrest,
In solemn tones, which, many a day before,
Were cut and dried, all ready for this hour.
“Hear what I speak, and list to what I say,
Ye Cits, conven'd on this important day,
This day, which Faction shall with pride behold,
When future ages have their courses roll'd,
And celebrate with glee the auspicious hour,
Which gave new strength to her declining power;
This day to Anarchy forever dear
By sorrowing Freedom, mark'd with many a tear,
When wild misrule, with renovated fire,
Shall bid all law and decency expire,
And blest Confusion with her flag unfurl'd,
Spread consternation o'er the trembling world.
My far fam'd brother Billy is away,
Ah hapless brother, what a lot is thine!
Doom'd, at a distance from this place to pine,
By fate's tyrannic laws forbade to share
In Scences like this, to thee for ever dear;
Yes, noblest brother! in thy favor'd breast,
The hawk, Democracy, had built her rest,
Impregn'd by Faction there had hatched her brood,
And train'd them up to rapine and to blood;
Each principle oppos'd to order, shone,
And blest Confusion there had fix'd her throne.
Full well you know, nor need I now repeat
The vast sum total of his merits great;
Full oft his peerless deeds to you have shown,
How dear he holds your interests, and his own.
Had he been here at least one hundred men,
To these four hundred would have added been,
Then had the Press, which, with impatience, waits,
To give our doings to our Sister States;
Whose types now fix'd for fifteen hundred stand,
Been but deficient of two thirds the band.
But since 'tis so, what boots it to regret?
Lo! brighter pictures grace the page of fate.
To my rapt view, prophetic visions rise,
And Scenes of glory burst upon my eyes;
A younger brother, in some future day,
Shall all our W---m's various worth display;
In the mean time, I'll do what'er I can,
To fill the place of that exalted man:
But now the businesss which us hither brought,
Seems to demand some little share of thought.
That, we've a right to meet's a thing most plain,
'Tis one of the prerogatives of man;
Some Animals, of solitary kind,
Are much, to keeping by themselves inclin'd;
The great chef d' æuvre of wise nature's plan;
And if gregarious, he, of course, must then,
Be born to associate with his fellow-men;
And having thus by force of logic, quite,
Prov'd that our meeting is a native right,
I now proceed most ably to unfold,
Those things of which you need not here be told.
How the base Briton, with insulting pride,
First “slaps our chaps” on this, then t'other side;
How Algiers' infidels intent on gain,
Your goods have plunder'd and you ships have ta'en;
Forbear ye Infidels, ye little deem!
Whom most you injure, by this plundering scheme;
Know, that long since, by right prescritive held,
Our race their coffers have by plunder swell'd.
And shall these thieves thus boldly dare invade,
Our sacred rights, and spoil the swindling trade?
Forbid it, Heaven! for should they thus go on,
We soon shall find our wonted harvest gone.
For this good cause, with them I'd have you fight,
Nor let the knaves deprive us of our right;
But let me, here, a caution interpose,
For tho' 'gainst Britain fierce my anger glows,
Yet not with mighty M---k would I join,
At once, to crush a wonderful design.
Not yet with Albion let us venture war,
A future time will answer better far;
Now while with willing heart she credit grants,
Still let her Sons supply our utmost wants.
Deeply indebted, at the present hour,
Increasing debt shall place her in our power.
One confiscating act all dues shall pay,
While by her loss, for many a glorious day,
Th'mportant warfare shall we strong maintain,
From breach of faith, deriving ample gain.
Our race have tried, and know the thing is right,
Scarce of the name, one single soul survives,
But, by this conduct, now in splendor lives;
And tho' to all the world the truth's confest,
Is still of public confidence possest.
—The Sons of Britain and of Algiers join'd,
And with the Western Indians both combin'd,
By depredations, cause the doleful want
Which makes of cash our treasury so scant.
And does not Congress know these things are true,
Who dares to say they don't? they do, they do;
And what's the cause of all this timid care,
To keep the country from the glorious war?
The reason's this, a foolish one enough,
They dread a bankruptcy, and such like stuff.
Now, for my part a bankruptcy I deem,
A noble, kind of heaven-invented, scheme;
To make a fortune, 'tis the readiest way,
He is a fool who calculates to pay.
If precedents they want, I have them plenty,
Our name alone, affords not less than twenty
This is the mode by which a man can live,
Set up his Coach, and brilliant concerts give;
And this to Congress, I should recommend,
As means best sitted to attain that end.
—Should we pretend much longer in this way,
And such poor councils all our measures sway;
'Ere long the Savage Tribes in hostile pride.
In light Canoes may down the Mohawk glide,
The Caughnawaga, Onondagoe band,
And Powtowatimies, shall rule our land;
Then will those dogs compel us to become
Artificers of basket and of broom,
And, death to honor! e'en our noble race,
A vile Broom-maker's calling, may disgrace.
So lost to sense, 'tis time to claim your own;
And in this period of distress and pain,
To take yourselves of government the rein.”
—He ceas'd; the applausive tumult swell'd around,
And neighbouring domes re-echoed back the sound.
When fir'd to rage, a form most strange appear d,
And high in air, his angry visage rear'd;
In scudal pride, like some old baron big,
He swell'd high mounted on his GOLDEN PIG.
Firm in his right, for lance, a brush he held,
A trunk's rough lid supplied the place of shield,
On which, with brazen nails, inscrib'd was seen,
“I'll brush them out, egad, I'll make them clean;”
And ever, and anon aloud he'd cry,
“I'll keep him straight, depend on't that will I,”
“What's this I hear,” the angry figure cried,
“Why these reflections base, thou son of pride!
And have I wish'd so long this day to see,
To hear Broom-makers, made a jest by thee?
Dost thou pretend, with appellations vile,
The unspotted honour of our craft to soil?
Broom-maker's hear it Sir, and shrink dismay'd,
Are own first cousins to the Brusher trade,
Broom-making, Sir's an occupation good;
Nor could it much disgrace your noble blood:
Better from honest means, a living draw,
Than eastern affluence, from a bankrupt law.
But ne'er attempt to touch this string again,
I scarce can now my boiling wrath restrain,
For if thou dost, by this good shield I swear,
Whose skin it's owner's back no more shall wear,
My brood of pigs, your carcase shall assail,
Whet the sharp Tulk, and whisk the curly tail.”
Straight from the meeting with his pig retir'd.
For a Committee bellow'd out aloud.
“Fifteen!” cried some—some “ten”—and “twenty” some
And hideous tumult shook the frighted dome.
“Order!” cries Gripus—“friends! to try your mind—
Unto the highest number I'm inclin'd:
Shall your Committee be of twenty made?”
The union'd ay the people's mind displayed.
Such was the sound as, mid some spacious stye,
Where hogs are kept, some frighted hog should fly,
He first, with long-drawn squeal his gladness tells,
And one deep grunt their answering joy reveals.
Again the might, M---k ardent rose:
“My friends!” he cried—”I hasten to disclose,
What, for your sakes, to save you trouble here,
Those, who most love you, form'd with toil severe.
Last night, in sage convention, eighty men,
‘We ne'er shall look upon their like again.’
Compos'd a List of sixteen, who would serve,
And never from your interest dare to swerve.
First, if you please, I'll read the Roll all o'er,
And then read one by one, 'till we've a score.”
“Proper!” the echoing walls amazed resound.
Who fill'd the Chair, their sury to assuage,
Had now proceeded to re-name the men,
When tumult shook the astonish'd streets again.
“P--- R. L---! let him be one!”
The crowd exclaim'd:—tho' not upon the List—
P---wa put—and call'd on to assist.
“C---c N---!” now some exclaim'd
And some the son of Esculapius nam'd.
And add these names to the illustrious Roll.
“Let the remaining place be fill'd, 'tis meet,
By Colonel Scantling, now of Water-street.”
Thus cried the throng—when mighty M---k rose—
“My friends!” said he—“I speak not to oppose;
To Penn's fair city Scantling stout is sent,
To aid our views upon the Government.
Our democratic bretheren, there, requir'd
One of like soul, with like distraction fir'd;
With us united, and in concert strong,
They hope resistance to dismay ere long.
Scantling is there, nor will he soon be back:
So choose your humble servant—White—”
Loud rung the applauses—and full soon complete
Their lov'd committee all the people greet.
Of whom, for wise Report of Office known,
The pious Good Os, early choose was one.
Now mighty M---k, by success inspir'd
With bold, resistless, elocution fir'd,
Perch'd as he was, on balcony so high,
The crowd who watch'd his most expressive eye.
What union'd hearts this day's proceedings shew.
Sure from this day democracy shall rise,
Spread thro' the earth, and triumph o'er the skies;
Before its power all Government shall fly,
And at its presence each Republic die;
An age of Gold once more delight the earth,
With years not number'd from a saviour's birth;
Decades, not weeks, our days shall hence divide,
And o'er the globe democracy preside.
Such, such effects, from your Resolves shall flow,
Which best, I think, some future day will show.
Not at this time can your committee frame,
Such Resolutions as your zeal would claim;
“Thursday!” the crowd exclaim'd—and Thursday was decreed.
The prudent doings of Bostonians brave;
Those men so fam'd for true, consistent merit,
And not behind us much in proper spirit.
Them will we join, with them go hand in hand,
Fall if they fall, and if they stand we'll stand.
No act of milk and water shall be ours—
Fragrand and strong as urinary showers,
To our foes sores no comfort shall it give,
But make them smart, while yet it lets them live.”
Applause now burst, in one tremendous roar;
Hats, caps, and wigs, and leathern aprons, flew,
And puffs of wondrous size, and jerkins blue.
The wounded whales in anger lash the sea;
Not less the noise when, 'neath beleagur'd walls,
The deep mine bursts, the whelmed city falls;
Nor less the rout when, out of Meeting read,
The mighty M---k bent his sable head.
A voice, but neither face or form appear'd.
At length, beneath the Chairman's arm, was seen,
Of wondrous aspect, and of fearful mein,
A human head, if head it might be nam'd,
Which scarce to man the least resemblance claim'd.
Like the full moon, but of a darker dye,
The visage was; disastrous beam'd an eye
On either side of what was meant for nose,
Which from each cheek quadrangularly rose.
Below a chasm tremendous op'd to view,
Whence, with hoarse groans, these words the spectre drew:
Whether by Algerines the mischief came,
Or yet by Britons of notorious shame—
No proper list—no facts by them believ'd
From any place, has Congress yet receiv'd.”
“You lie!” the croud exclaim—“I have not ly'd!”
Sternly the hedious mouth, direct, replied.
Tumult and rout now drown'd the speaker's voice,
His own all vanquish'd by the people's noise.
“Order!” sage Gripus screams—and P---R.
Begs that the throng the speaking Crane would hear.
“He! he a Crane!” cried one, with horrid howl—
“I swear, he's cousin-german to an Owl.”
“Hear him!” again the Chairman bellows loud;
And hush'd in peace, attentive stood the crowd.
A long account, for Congress, to prepare,
Of all the mischiefs by the British done,
And brand the devils every mother's son.”
“Huzza! huzza!” from every wall rebounds;
The distant lanes reverberate the roar,
And echoes break on either River's shore.
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