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Fab. XX. Of the Apple and the Horse-Turd.

An Apple falling from a Tree
Which near a River stood,
With Horse-Turd in his Company
Was sailing down the Flood:
When Turd, ambitious to discourse
A thing so much above it,
Would into Conversation force,
As down the River drove it.
Lord! Madam, what a pleasant Stream
Is this in which we ride?
Sister! How we two Apples swim?
The foul Sirrev'rence cry'd.
A Thredbare Writer, who perchance
Has not one Farthing paid,
To carry on the War with France,
Towards the Royal Aid;

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Crys, Damn this curs'd confounded Peace,
It Forty Millions cost,
And we could not procure our Ease
Till all our Wealth was lost.