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Methods And Goals

The Constitution itself empowers
the Society to stage cross-burnings,
rallies, passive resistances,
revivals, and lynchings to accomplish
its goals. These goals are the
complete elimination of drinking,
drugs, girls-in-dorms, international
communism, labor unions, lax
morals, long hair and beards,
smoking, swearing, and students
who don't know their place.

Mr. Chandler said that hopefully
the Student Council would consider
the recognition of the Society soon.
Two years ago, Mr. Chandler was a
member of the Anarchist Party
which elected two members to the
council. Now that the party has
disbanded, he has turned his interest
in campus polities in an entirely
different direction.