21. XXI. 
CAPTAIN WAGNER GOES TO CALL ON HIS FRIENDS.
WHEN Captain Wagner undertook to perform anything, 
he was accustomed to set about it with a 
rapidity and energy almost fatal, in the very beginning, 
to an opponent of sluggish disposition.
The Captain had come to the Valley of Virginia at the 
bidding of Lord Fairfax, to assist that nobleman with his 
counsel in the troublous days which were plainly lowering 
on the border: and in so doing, the soldier had only acted 
in conformity with his views of duty, and his war-instincts. 
As the Indian attack was evidently delayed for the time, 
however, as no breeze brought to the huge ears of the 
frontiersman the rumor of battle, as he was doomed to inactivity 
for the moment, and was not needed by his lordship—under 
this state of things it seemed to the Captain 
that his most rational employment would be a diligent application 
of his energies to the cause of Mrs. Butterton, with 
the prospective view of inducing that lady to become Mrs. 
Wagner, into which changed state she would doubtless 
carry with her, her thousand “desirabilities.”
These reflections had occurred to the soldier at his first 
interview, and we have been present at his formal declaration 
of war against Thomas, Lord Fairfax, Baron of Cameron, 
and Lord Lieutenant of Frederick and the shires 
adjacent.
The Captain, after leaving Mrs. Butterton as we have seen 
him do, immediately set about his task.
He instituted inquiries upon all sides; procured a full list 
of the justices, with the greater part of whom he was perfectly 
well acquainted; and with this basis of operations, 
and the comfortable assurance that there was quite a formidable 
party against Stephensburg and Lord Fairfax, and 
consequently in favor of Winchester and Mrs. Butterton, 
cheerfully took to the high road, and commenced his 
rounds.
It is not the purpose of this history to follow the valiant 
Captain and great negotiator in his campaign, or to repeat 
in detail the various and ever-ready arguments which he 
used to impress his friends with the importance of selecting 
the village of Winchester for the county-seat. Perhaps we 
lose a most favorable opportunity of showing the tremendous 
energy and conspicuous ingenuity of Captain Longknife, 
by passing thus over a series of scenes in which he was impressive 
and indefatigable—but, unfortunately, we are not 
now writing the history of Winchester.
It is enough, then, to say that the Captain returned to the 
Ordinary, three or four days afterwards, with a countenance 
in which might easily have been discerned an expression of 
much pride and triumph.
“Faith, madam!” he said, bending down and pressing 
gallantly to his lips the plump hand of Mistress Butterton, 
who smiled, and murmured, “La, Captain!” and covered 
her face with her fan, “faith, madam! I begin to think that 
I ought to have undertaken more in your behalf—to have 
the county-seat moved to Belhaven, or, as these new-fangled 
folks begin to call it, Alexandria, or even to Williamsburg, 
or the village of Richmond, or any other town in which you 
may have property! Be easy on the subject, my dear madam, 
for this very morning I am going to finish everything. 
I'm going to see Argal, and that rascal Hastyluck, and I 
want company. Where's your gallant acquaintance, Falconbridge, 
our mutual friend?”
The lady smiled, and with an innocent air, said:
“I think he has gone before you, Captain.”
“Gone before?”
“To Mr. Argal's.”
And the lady laughed.
“Rather to Miss Argal's,” said the Captain, frowning, and 
looking thoughtful.
“Yes.”
“He's in love!”
“Is he?”
“Dead in love! What a foolish fellow!”
“Hem!” said Mrs. Butterton, gently, and with a dangerous 
look, “do you think that is very foolish, Captain?”
“It would not be in your case, beautiful and”——
“Oh, Captain!”
“May the!—well, that's wrong: but I will maintain, with 
fire and sword, the good sense of the individual who falls in 
love with you!—that is,” added the Captain, guardedly, “I 
will cut the throats of all persons, or individuals, who presume 
to do anything of the sort.”
With which somewhat inconsistent declaration, Captain 
Wagner again kissed the hand he held in his huge paw, 
pushed up his black moustache with his finger, as was habitual 
with him, and issuing forth, mounted his horse, and 
took his way toward Mr. Argal's.