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Scæna [Octaua] Septima

Enter Brainsicks ffewtricks,, Clutch & Shackle,
Brain:
Come alonge, come alonge, come, come,
Wilt please you haue any Musicke Sr, to dr[r]ive away yor
Melancholy howers, Ile singe you, a very merry songe Sr.,
Sings
The Scriuener writes,
The Plaintife frights,
The Seriants lights,
All those are spights,
and great ones,
The Lawyer speaks,
The merchant breakes,
His wife nere squeakes,
I haue my ffreakes,
And neate ones;

Vnder:
Never till nowe was this noyse welcome to mee,
T'will fright off all my Creditors,

Brain:
What art thou?

Serv:
A Miserable wretched ffellowe Sr.,

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Whoe not an hower agoe, laide heere in trust,
A mightie sum̄e, since when, the Merchants blowne,
Ruin'd, and quite vndone,

Brain
Th'art Cosen'd,

ffew:
Nay fubd, and scrub'd, marke mee thou man of woe,
When an Impostume is growne ripe, & full,
If the foule stomacke, which did breed that filth,
Hath powerfull strength, to breake, & void it, then
The sickly wretch growes Cranke, better dispos'd,
H'inioyes a perfect health, soe these impostures,
Such as old Vndermyne, who crack'd for thowsands,
When through the spungie, and attractiue foulenes,
Of their vast Consciences, th'aue gather'd drosse,
If with a cleane Conveyance they can breake,
They are thought wise, & wealthy, are beheal'd
With admiracōn, to their Glorye; soe
After the foggie darkenes, of foule night,
The day breakes cleare, & the resplendent Sunne,

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That had noe light, but what it kept conceal'd,
Nowe leands it liberally,

Brain:
Gramercye ffewtricks!
Your Citizens seldome breake, but when th'are rich,
They are not ripe till then;

Serv:
Ist possible?

ffew:
The Arabian Phœnix, annually expires,
But from her Ruines, and her Ashes, shee
Rises againe, all glorious, hee that sinks,
A Customary way, each longe Vacation,
And setts vpp in the Tearme, is a rare fellowe,,

Serv:
It seemes Sr. Custome then and vsualtie,
Acquites the shame,

Brain:
Shame? th'art a sillye ffellowe, art thou sure
Ther's any such thinge wt hin the walls,? I knewe
And yett a lives, a Merchaunt, whoe did breake,
ffor full as many Thowsand pounds, as are
Dayes in the yeare, laye Leiger in the Goale,
Howe longe?

Clutch:
Some Thirtie yeares, & odd, & ruin'd,
As many ffamylies, with whose estates,
Hee purchas'd honour, and a large Revenewe,
To all his Children severally,

Ser:
Oh strange!

Brain:
Howe should the Course of the world runne round else,
Such Cittizeins Children, turne gentl,, the estate beinge ill gott
By the ffather, is wastfully spent by ye sonne, & in the next discent,
His Children become bound againe, & this is
Singe
Round about to ye. Coale fire,

Serv:
Oh but the Merchant that ow'd the Thowsands,
What Composicōn Sr., was offerd him?

Clutch.
Att first they askt a noble in the Pound,

ffew:
But hee brought that noble to nyne pence.,

Clutch.
A sillie maide come of a good discent,
Whose howse hee ruin'd, lately did desire,
Compassion, & his Charitie, hee drawes
With solemne seremony his purse, bestowes—

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A Phillipp & Mary six pence.,

Brain:
And withall, bidd her
Take honest Courses, Oh it was, a handsome Wench,
But though the Coyne did couple (as I vrg'd too)
I could doe noe good on her, hee had putt her
In such a scurvie humour; wt h his good counsaile

Serv:
Oh mercifull Heaven!

ffew
Such youthes as theis tumble on the earth, like a Whale in the Sea,
With whole Showles in his belly,, & when they dye, will lye
Buried, wt h a hundred, honest Cittizens, within them.,


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Clutch:
Goe friend, ioyne wt h ye. rest of the Creditor s, in ye. Comission of bankerupt,

Serv:
Ile followe yor advise, thankes courteous gentleman,

exit
Brain:
Clutch, I shall quickly be discharg'd, I haue
Dispatch'd twentie Creditor s to day,

Clutch·
I sawe noe money paid Sr.?

Brain:
Why noe Clutch, theyl'e trust noe longer, & then I hope they are
All paid,? thou knowest, I haue noe other way to cleare my debts,