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The most elegant and witty epigrams of Sir Iohn Harrington

... digested into fovre bookes: three whereof neuer before published
Harington, John (1560-1612)

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THE EPISTLE TO ALL Readers, that Epigrams must bee read attentiuely, that Legere & non intellegere, est negligere.
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Sir Iohn Harringtons Epigrams, the first Booke.
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1 Against Momvs. That his Poetrie shall be no fictions, but meere truths.
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2 Against Sextus, a scorner of Writers.
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3 Against Lesbia, both for her patience and impatience.
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4 Of a poynted Diamond giuen by the Author to his wife, at the birth of his eldest sonne.
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5 Against Writers that carpe at other mens bookes.
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6 Of a young Gallant.
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7 To my Lady Rogers, the Authors wiues mother, how Doctor Sherehood commended her house in Bathe
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8 Of Lesbia, a great Lady.
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9 Of one that begd nothing, and had his sute granted.
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10 Another of asking nothing.
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11 Of liberality in giuing nothing.
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12 Of learning nothing at a Lecture, vpon occasion of Dr Reynolds at Oxford, afore my Lord of Essex, and diuers Ladies and Courtiers, at the Queenes last beeing there, on these words: Idolunc nihil est, An Idol is nothing.
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13 A Paradox of Doomes day.
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14 Against a foolish Satyrist called Lynus.
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15 Of a faire woman; translated out of Casaneus his Catalogus gloriæ mundi.
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16 Of a Hous-hold fray friendly ended.
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17 Of Blessing without a crosse.
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18 Of writing with a Double meaning.
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19 Against Cosmus a great Briber.
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20 Of a Precise Tayler.
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21 Of one Paulus a great man that expected to be followed.
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22 Of a terrible Temporall non-resident.
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23 A Tale of a Rosted Horse.
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24 Of Madam Dondrages with her faire brest.
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25 The Author to his wife, of a womans eloquence.
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26 Of Peleus ill-fortune in burying his friends.
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27 To my Lady Rogers, of breaking her bitches legge.
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28 Of Paying.
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29 The Author, of his owne fortune.
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30 Of the cause of dearth.
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31 To Sir Hugh Portman, in supping alone in too much company.
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32 Of Sextus, a bad husband.
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33 Of writing with double pointing.
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34 To my Lady Rogers.
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35 To her Daughter, vpon the same point, reading the same verse with another point.
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37 Comparison of the Sonnet, and the Epigram.
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38 Of an accident of saying grace at the Lady Rogers, who vsed to dine exceeding late. Written to his wife.
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39 Of Don Pedro and his Poetry.
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40 A comfort for poore Poets.
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41 Against a foolish Satyrist.
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42 An Epitaph in commendation of George Turberuill, a learned Gentleman.
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43 To the Queenes Maiestie, when shee found fault with some particular matters in Misacmos Metamorphosis.
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44 To the Ladies of the Queenes Priuy-chamber, at the making of their perfumed priuy at Richmond
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45 To Master Cooke, the Queenes Atturney, that was incited to call Misacmos into the Starre-chamber, but refused it; saying, he that could giue another a Venue, had a sure ward for himselfe.
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46 Against Lynus, a Wryter, that found fault with the Metamorphosis.
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47 Of Garlick to my Lady Rogers.
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48 A dish of dainties for the Diuell.
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49 Of Don Pedro his sweet breath.
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50 Misacmos against his Booke.
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51. Of Cloacina and Sterquitius.
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52 To the Queene when she was pacified, and had sent Misacmos thankes for the inuention.
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53 A Poets Priuiledge.
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54 To Faustus.
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55 Against Faustus.
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56 Of mis-conceiuing.
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57 How the Bathe is like Purgatory.
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58 Of going to Bathe.
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59 Of Plaine dealing.
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60 Against Paulus.
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61 Of Caius hurts in the warre.
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62 Of two Welsh Gentlemen.
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63 To Master Maior of Bathe, that Bathe is like Paradice.
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64 Of Don Pedro's debts.
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65 Of one that vowd to dis-inherit his sonne, and giue his goods to the poore.
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66 Of a Precise Cobler, and an ignorant Curat.
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67 Of Lynus Poetrie.
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68 Of one that seekes to be stellified being no Pithagorian.
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69 Against Momus.
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70 Of Galla, and her Tawny fanne.
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71 To his Wife for striking her Dogge.
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72 Against a Wittall Broker that set his wife to sale.
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73 Of his translation of Ariosta.
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74 Of Cinna's Election.
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75 The Author to a Daughter of nine yeere olde.
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76 To the Earle of Essex, of one enuious of Ariosto translated.
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77 Of a speechlesse woman. To his wife.
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78 Of a dumbe Horse.
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79 Of Leda that plaid at Tables with her Husband.
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80 Of Soothsaying, to the Queene of England.
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81 How an Asse may proue an Elephant.
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82 Of a Precise Lawyer.
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83 A Prophesie when Asses shall grow Elephants.
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84 To my Lady Rogers of her seruant Paine.
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84 Of one that is vnwilling to lend money.
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85 Against Promoters.
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86 Against too much trust.
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87 Of dangerous reconciling.
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88 Of Leda that saies she is sure to be saued.
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89 To the Lady Rogers, of her vnprofitable sparing.
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90 Against Church-robbers, vpon a picture that hangs where it is worthy.
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91 A Tale of a Bayliffe distraining for rent. To my Ladie Rogers.
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92 Of casting out Spirits with fasting, without Prayer.
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93 Against It is a Poet.
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94 Of Wittoll.
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Sir Iohn Harringtons Epigrams, the second Booke.
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Sir Iohn Harringtons Epigrams, the third Booke.
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Sir Iohn Harringtons Epigrams, the fourth Booke.

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20 Of a Precise Tayler.

A tayler a man of an vpright dealing,
True, but for lying, honest, but for stealing,
Did fall one day extremely sicke by chance,
And on the sudden was in wondrous trance.
The Fiends of hell mustring in fearfull manner,
Of sundry coloured silke display'd a banner,

Which he had stolne, and wish't as they did tell,
That one day he might finde it all in hell.
The man affrighted at this apparision,
Vpon recouerie grew a great Precision.
He bought a Bible of the new translation,
And in his life, he shew'd great reformation:
He walked mannerly and talked meekely;
He heard three Lectures, and two Sermons weekely;
He vowed to shunne all companies vnruly,
And in his speech he vsde none oath, but truely:
And zealously to keepe the Sabboths rest,
His meate for that day, on the e'ue was drest.
And lest the custome, that hee had to steale,
Might cause him sometime to forget his zeale,
He giues his iournymen a speciall charge,
That if the stuffes allowance being large,
He found his fingers were to filch inclin'd,
Bid him but haue the Banner in his minde.
This done, I scant can tell the rest for laughter,
A Captaine of a Ship came three daies after,
And brought three yards of Veluet, & three quarters
To make Venetians downe below the garters.
He that precisely knew what was enuffe,
Soone slipt away three quarters of the stuffe.
His man espying it, said in derision,
Remember, Master, how you saw the vision.
Peace (knaue) quoth he, I did not see one ragge
Of such a colour'd silke in all the flagge.
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