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Two Parts

The book is divided into two
parts. The first gives the reader a
brief introduction to the
wonderful, wacky, weird world of
astrology and offers us a few of the
more important precepts vital to a
rudimentary understanding of this
most mysterious art. The second
part paints a sexual portrait of each
of the twelve signs of the Zodiac,
and includes an important section
of the book, for in straightforward
terms Mr. Anthony tackles the
biggest question of them all, "Why
haven't you been getting any, fella?

Realizing that I was on the brink
of learning the source of my carnal
frustration, I madly rifled through
the book searching for the chapter
on Aries. It was there as I
breathlessly scanned the pages, that
I found out what my problems have
been: "The unrelenting energies of
Aries' ruling planet, Mars, tend to
influence natives negatively, often
causing them to scatter their efforts
and activities and dilute their sexual
energies."

I was, of course, immensely
relieved to discover that my pitiful
lack of bedroom escapades was
being caused by the ridiculous
antics of the planet Mars and not
by myself. Armed with this new
confidence, I proceeded to read on
in an attempt to discover why some
of my friends seem to have the
same problem as do I.