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Reader, no doubt you've sometimes seen
The rapid workings of the Spleen,
When the sharp Bile disturb'd is dropping,
And all Good-humour's vessels stopping,
Curdles “the Milk of Human Kindness,”
Darkens the sight as if with blindness;
Fermenting upwards from the Hip,
Reddens the Eye, and Nose's tip,
And casts such shadow o'er the face,
Its former features scarce you trace;
Just as you may have notic'd, when
Anger distorts a Bantam Hen,
Her Form quite crumpled up together,
Head, Back, and Wing one tuft of Feather.

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So, in Vexation's swelling breast,
The throbs of passion were confest,
Whilst she, with looks of scowling pride,
Thus to the God of Verse reply'd.