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EPILOGUE TO A PLAY Acted at HADDINGTOUN.

[Down from the Mother of all Womankind]

Down from the Mother of all Womankind,
The old cross Rib, ex traduce, we find;
So that, you see,—but further Demonstration,
A Female is a Shrew by Generation.
Nisa, you find, was as cross-grain'd a Lass,
As e'er that froward Virgin, old Queen Bess.
When ought misgave her, then she sat all surly,
Preluding to the Future Hurly-Burly;
Then in a Trice, a loud and sudden Rattle,
Gives the first Signal to domestick Battle.
Each Corner rings with Clamour, Brawl and Splutter,
And there poor Cully sits, and dares not mutter.

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Ladies, attend—and drop these dread Alarms,
Consult, if not your Ease, at least your Charms.
These Gusts of Passion sudden Wrinkles bring,
And shed swift Autumn o'er your blooming Spring;
When Maids, you may be nice,—but kind and gay,
Say no—but never think one Word you say;
Your Tongues and Eyes may wage eternal War,
Each Glance a Heav'n—And ev'ry Word—Despair!
Still may the Tongue say no—But for all this—
The kinder Eyes must speak a charming—Yes!
So, Gallants, you this Lesson just shall find,
Women, by Contradiction, may be kind.
You by our Moral see (which is not evil)
A loving Wife, made of a reigning Devil.