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The most elegant and witty epigrams of Sir Iohn Harrington

... digested into fovre bookes: three whereof neuer before published
Harington, John (1560-1612)

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THE EPISTLE TO ALL Readers, that Epigrams must bee read attentiuely, that Legere & non intellegere, est negligere.
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Sir Iohn Harringtons Epigrams, the first Booke.
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1 Against Momvs. That his Poetrie shall be no fictions, but meere truths.
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2 Against Sextus, a scorner of Writers.
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3 Against Lesbia, both for her patience and impatience.
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4 Of a poynted Diamond giuen by the Author to his wife, at the birth of his eldest sonne.
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5 Against Writers that carpe at other mens bookes.
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6 Of a young Gallant.
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7 To my Lady Rogers, the Authors wiues mother, how Doctor Sherehood commended her house in Bathe
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8 Of Lesbia, a great Lady.
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9 Of one that begd nothing, and had his sute granted.
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10 Another of asking nothing.
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11 Of liberality in giuing nothing.
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12 Of learning nothing at a Lecture, vpon occasion of Dr Reynolds at Oxford, afore my Lord of Essex, and diuers Ladies and Courtiers, at the Queenes last beeing there, on these words: Idolunc nihil est, An Idol is nothing.
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13 A Paradox of Doomes day.
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14 Against a foolish Satyrist called Lynus.
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15 Of a faire woman; translated out of Casaneus his Catalogus gloriæ mundi.
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16 Of a Hous-hold fray friendly ended.
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17 Of Blessing without a crosse.
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18 Of writing with a Double meaning.
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19 Against Cosmus a great Briber.
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20 Of a Precise Tayler.
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21 Of one Paulus a great man that expected to be followed.
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22 Of a terrible Temporall non-resident.
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23 A Tale of a Rosted Horse.
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24 Of Madam Dondrages with her faire brest.
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25 The Author to his wife, of a womans eloquence.
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26 Of Peleus ill-fortune in burying his friends.
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27 To my Lady Rogers, of breaking her bitches legge.
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28 Of Paying.
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29 The Author, of his owne fortune.
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30 Of the cause of dearth.
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31 To Sir Hugh Portman, in supping alone in too much company.
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32 Of Sextus, a bad husband.
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33 Of writing with double pointing.
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34 To my Lady Rogers.
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35 To her Daughter, vpon the same point, reading the same verse with another point.
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37 Comparison of the Sonnet, and the Epigram.
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38 Of an accident of saying grace at the Lady Rogers, who vsed to dine exceeding late. Written to his wife.
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39 Of Don Pedro and his Poetry.
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40 A comfort for poore Poets.
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41 Against a foolish Satyrist.
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42 An Epitaph in commendation of George Turberuill, a learned Gentleman.
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43 To the Queenes Maiestie, when shee found fault with some particular matters in Misacmos Metamorphosis.
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44 To the Ladies of the Queenes Priuy-chamber, at the making of their perfumed priuy at Richmond
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45 To Master Cooke, the Queenes Atturney, that was incited to call Misacmos into the Starre-chamber, but refused it; saying, he that could giue another a Venue, had a sure ward for himselfe.
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46 Against Lynus, a Wryter, that found fault with the Metamorphosis.
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47 Of Garlick to my Lady Rogers.
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48 A dish of dainties for the Diuell.
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49 Of Don Pedro his sweet breath.
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50 Misacmos against his Booke.
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51. Of Cloacina and Sterquitius.
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52 To the Queene when she was pacified, and had sent Misacmos thankes for the inuention.
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53 A Poets Priuiledge.
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54 To Faustus.
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55 Against Faustus.
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56 Of mis-conceiuing.
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57 How the Bathe is like Purgatory.
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58 Of going to Bathe.
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59 Of Plaine dealing.
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60 Against Paulus.
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61 Of Caius hurts in the warre.
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62 Of two Welsh Gentlemen.
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63 To Master Maior of Bathe, that Bathe is like Paradice.
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64 Of Don Pedro's debts.
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65 Of one that vowd to dis-inherit his sonne, and giue his goods to the poore.
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66 Of a Precise Cobler, and an ignorant Curat.
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67 Of Lynus Poetrie.
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68 Of one that seekes to be stellified being no Pithagorian.
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69 Against Momus.
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70 Of Galla, and her Tawny fanne.
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71 To his Wife for striking her Dogge.
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72 Against a Wittall Broker that set his wife to sale.
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73 Of his translation of Ariosta.
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74 Of Cinna's Election.
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75 The Author to a Daughter of nine yeere olde.
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76 To the Earle of Essex, of one enuious of Ariosto translated.
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77 Of a speechlesse woman. To his wife.
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78 Of a dumbe Horse.
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79 Of Leda that plaid at Tables with her Husband.
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80 Of Soothsaying, to the Queene of England.
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81 How an Asse may proue an Elephant.
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82 Of a Precise Lawyer.
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83 A Prophesie when Asses shall grow Elephants.
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84 To my Lady Rogers of her seruant Paine.
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84 Of one that is vnwilling to lend money.
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85 Against Promoters.
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86 Against too much trust.
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87 Of dangerous reconciling.
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88 Of Leda that saies she is sure to be saued.
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89 To the Lady Rogers, of her vnprofitable sparing.
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90 Against Church-robbers, vpon a picture that hangs where it is worthy.
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91 A Tale of a Bayliffe distraining for rent. To my Ladie Rogers.
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92 Of casting out Spirits with fasting, without Prayer.
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93 Against It is a Poet.
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94 Of Wittoll.
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Sir Iohn Harringtons Epigrams, the second Booke.
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Sir Iohn Harringtons Epigrams, the third Booke.
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Sir Iohn Harringtons Epigrams, the fourth Booke.

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17 Of Blessing without a crosse.

A priest that earst was riding on the way,
Not knowing better how to passe the day,
Was singing with himselfe Geneua Psalmes.
A blind man hearing him, straight beg'd an almes.
Man, said the Priest, from coyne I cannot part,
But I pray God blesse thee, with all my heart.
O, said the man, the poore may liue with losse,
Now Priests haue learn'd to Blesse without a crosse.
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