The Works of Horace In English Verse By several hands. Collected and Published By Mr. Duncombe. With Notes Historical and Critical |
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The Same EPISTLE Imitated.
['Tis true, my Lord, I gave my Word]
By Mr. Pope and Dr. Swift.
'Tis true, my Lord, I gave my Word,
I would be with you, June the third;
Chang'd it to August, and in short
Have kept it—as you do at Court.
You humour me when I am sick,
Why not when I am splenetic?
In Town, what Objects could I meet?
The Shops shut up in every Street,
And Funerals blackening all the Doors,
And yet more melancholy Whores:
And what a Dust in every Place?
And a thin Court that wants your Face,
And Fevers raging up and down,
And W--- and H--- both in Town!
I would be with you, June the third;
Chang'd it to August, and in short
Have kept it—as you do at Court.
You humour me when I am sick,
Why not when I am splenetic?
In Town, what Objects could I meet?
The Shops shut up in every Street,
And Funerals blackening all the Doors,
And yet more melancholy Whores:
And what a Dust in every Place?
And a thin Court that wants your Face,
And Fevers raging up and down,
And W--- and H--- both in Town!
‘The Dog-days are no more the Case.’
'Tis true; but Winter comes apace:
Then Southward let your Bard retire,
Hold out some Months 'twixt Sun and Fire,
And you shall see, the first warm Weather,
Me and the Butterflies together.
'Tis true; but Winter comes apace:
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Hold out some Months 'twixt Sun and Fire,
And you shall see, the first warm Weather,
Me and the Butterflies together.
My Lord, your Favours well I know;
'Tis with Distinction you bestow;
And not to every one that comes,
Just as a Scotchman does his Plumbs.
‘Pray take them, Sir.’ “Enough's a Feast.”
‘Eat some, and pocket up the rest.’
“What rob your Boys? those pretty Rogues!”
‘No, Sir, you'll leave them to the Hogs.’
'Tis with Distinction you bestow;
And not to every one that comes,
Just as a Scotchman does his Plumbs.
‘Pray take them, Sir.’ “Enough's a Feast.”
‘Eat some, and pocket up the rest.’
“What rob your Boys? those pretty Rogues!”
‘No, Sir, you'll leave them to the Hogs.’
Thus Fools with Compliments besiege ye,
Contriving never to oblige ye.
Scatter your Favours on a Fop,
Ingratitude's the certain Crop;
And 'tis but just, I'll tell you wherefore,
You give the Things you never care for.
A wise Man always is or shou'd
Be mighty ready to do Good,
But makes a Difference in his Thought
Between a Guinea and a Groat.
Contriving never to oblige ye.
Scatter your Favours on a Fop,
Ingratitude's the certain Crop;
And 'tis but just, I'll tell you wherefore,
You give the Things you never care for.
A wise Man always is or shou'd
Be mighty ready to do Good,
But makes a Difference in his Thought
Between a Guinea and a Groat.
Now this I'll say, you'll find in Me
A safe Companion, and a free;
But if you'd have me always near—
A Word, pray, in your Honour's Ear.
I hope it is your Resolution
To give me back my Constitution!
The sprightly Wit, the lively Eye,
Th'engaging Smile, the Gayety,
That laugh'd down many a Summer Sun,
And kept you up so oft till one;
And all that voluntary Vein,
As when Belinda rais'd my Strain.
A safe Companion, and a free;
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A Word, pray, in your Honour's Ear.
I hope it is your Resolution
To give me back my Constitution!
The sprightly Wit, the lively Eye,
Th'engaging Smile, the Gayety,
That laugh'd down many a Summer Sun,
And kept you up so oft till one;
And all that voluntary Vein,
As when Belinda rais'd my Strain.
A Weasel once made shift to slink
In at a Corn-loft through a Chink;
But having amply stuff'd his Skin,
Could not get out as he got in.
Which one belonging to the House
('Twas not a Man, it was a Mouse)
Observing, cry'd, ‘You 'scape not so;
‘Lean as you came, Sir, you must go.’
In at a Corn-loft through a Chink;
But having amply stuff'd his Skin,
Could not get out as he got in.
Which one belonging to the House
('Twas not a Man, it was a Mouse)
Observing, cry'd, ‘You 'scape not so;
‘Lean as you came, Sir, you must go.’
Sir, you may spare your Application,
I'm no such Beast nor his Relation;
Nor one that Temperance advance,
Cramm'd to the Throat with Ortolans:
Extremely ready to resign
All that may make me none of mine.
South-Sea Subscriptions take who please,
Leave me but Liberty and Ease.
'Twas what I said to Craggs and Child,
Who prais'd my Modesty, and smil'd.
‘Give me,’ I cry'd, (enough for Me)
‘My Bread and Independency!’
So bought an annual Rent or two,
And liv'd—just as you see I do;
Near fifty, and without a Wife,
I trust that Sinking Fund, my Life.
Can I retrench? Yes, mighty well;
Shrink back to my paternal Cell,
A little House, with Trees a-row,
And, like its Master, very low;
There died my Father, no Man's Debtor,
And there I'll die, nor worse nor better.
I'm no such Beast nor his Relation;
Nor one that Temperance advance,
Cramm'd to the Throat with Ortolans:
Extremely ready to resign
All that may make me none of mine.
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Leave me but Liberty and Ease.
'Twas what I said to Craggs and Child,
Who prais'd my Modesty, and smil'd.
‘Give me,’ I cry'd, (enough for Me)
‘My Bread and Independency!’
So bought an annual Rent or two,
And liv'd—just as you see I do;
Near fifty, and without a Wife,
I trust that Sinking Fund, my Life.
Can I retrench? Yes, mighty well;
Shrink back to my paternal Cell,
A little House, with Trees a-row,
And, like its Master, very low;
There died my Father, no Man's Debtor,
And there I'll die, nor worse nor better.
To set this Matter full before ye,
Our old Friend Swift will tell his Story.
Our old Friend Swift will tell his Story.
‘Harley, the Nation's great Support,
‘Returning home one Day from Court,’—
But you may read it, I stop short.
‘Returning home one Day from Court,’—
But you may read it, I stop short.
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