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Epitaphes, Epigrams, Songs and Sonets

with a Discourse of the Friendly affections of Tymetes to Pyndara his Ladie. Newly corrected with additions, and set out by George Turbervile

Turberville, George (1540?-1610?)

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To the rayling Route of Sycophants.

In prayse of the Renowmed Ladie Anne, Ladie Cowntesse Warwicke.

The Argument to the whole discourse and Treatise following

To a late acquainted Friende.

The Louer extolleth the singular beautie of his Ladie.

The Louer declareth how first he was taken and enamoured by the sight of his Ladie.

Maister Googe his Sonet of the paines of Loue.

Turberuiles aunswere and distick to the same.

An Epitaphe on the death of Dame Elyzabeth Arhundle.

To Piero of Pride.

Piero to Turberuile.

Verse in prayse of Lorde Henrye Howarde Earle of Surrey.

Of Ialousie.

To his Ladie, that by hap when he kissed hir and made hir lip bleed, controld him and tooke disdaine.

Mayster Googe his Sonet.

Turberuiles aunswere.

A comparison of the Louers estate with the Souldiars painefull lyfe.

The Louer against one that compared his Mistresse with his Ladie.

The Louer to a Gentlewoman, that after great friendship without desart or cause of mislyking refused him.

The Louer obtayning his wishe by all likelyhode, yet not able to attaine his desire, compares himself to Tantalus.

The Louer to the Thems of London to fauor his Ladie passing thereon.

To his Ring giuen to his Ladie, wherein was grauen this Verse.

The dispairing Louer craues eyther mercie in time at his Ladies hands, or cruell death.

To his Friende to be constant after choise made.

Counsell returned by Pyndara to Tymetes, of constancie.

The Louers must not dispaire though their Ladies seeme straunge.

A Letter sent by Tymetes to his Ladie Pyndara at the time of his departure.

Pyndaras aunswere to the Letter which Tymetes sent hir at the time of his departure.

To his absent Friend the Louer writes of his vnquiet and restlesse state.

The aunswere of a woman to hir Louer, supposing his complaint to be but fayned.

The Louer exhorteth his Ladie to take time, while time is.

The Louer wisheth to be conioyned and fast linckt with his Ladie neuer to sunder.

The Louer hoping assuredly of attaining his purpose, after long sute, begins to ioy renouncing dolors.

The Louer to his carefull bed declaring his restlesse state.

An Epitaph and wofull verse of the death of sir Iohn Tregonwell Knight, and learned Doctor of both Lawes

The Louer confesseth himselfe to be in Loue and enamored of Mistresse. P.

That all things haue release of paine saue the Louer, that hoping and dreading neuer taketh ease.

A poore Ploughman to a Gentleman, for whome he had taken a little paines.

To his Friende: P: of courting, trauailing, Dysing, and Tenys.

The Louer declares that vnlesse he vtter his sorrowes by sute, of force he dyeth.

The Louer to a Friende that wrote him this sentence.

Of certaine Flowers sent him by his Loue vpon suspicion of chaunge

The Aunswere to the same.

Of a Foxe that woulde eate no Grapes.

Of the straunge countenaunce of an aged Gentlewoman.

To the Rouing Pyrat.

Of one that had little Wit.

In commendation of Wit.

An aunswere in dispraise of Wi[t]

The Louer to Cupid for mercie, declaring how first he became his thrall, with the occasion of his defiyng Loue, and now at last what caused him to conuert.

After misaduentures come good haps.

To his Loue that controlde his Dogge for fawning on hir.

Vpon the death of the aforenamed Dame Elizabeth Arhundle of Cornewall.

Disprayse of Women that allure and loue not.

Of a Phisition and a Soothsayer.

A controuersie of a conquest in Loue twixt Fortune and Venus.

The Louer voweth how so euer he be guerdoned to loue faithfully.

He sorrowes the long absence of his Ladie. P.

To his Loue long absent, declaring his torments.

To Browne of light beliefe.

That Death is not so much to be feared as daylie diseases are.

The Epicures counsell, eate, drinke, and plaie.

The Aunswere to the vile and canckred counsell of the outragious Epicure.

Of Homer and his birth.

That Time conquereth all things, saue the Louers paine.

To his Friend riding to Londonwarde.

Of the Raine and cloudy weather at the time of his Friends departure from Troie.

Of a couetous Niggard, and a needie Mouse.

A pretie Epigram of a Scholler, that hauing read Vergils Æneidos, maried a curst Wyfe.

To a yong Gentleman of taking a Wyfe.

The Aunswere for taking a Wyfe.

Of a deafe Plaintife, a deafe Defendant, and a deafe Iudge.

A promise of olde good will, to an olde friend at the beginning of New yere.

A Vow to serue faithfully.

Funerall Verse vpon the death of Sir Iohn Horsey Knight.

To his Friend T: hauing bene long studied and well experienced, and now at length louing a Gentlewoman that forced him naught at all.

An Epitaph vpon the death of the worshipfull Maister Richarde Edwardes late Maister of the Children in the Queenes Maiesties Chappell.

To his Loue that sent him a Ring wherein was graude, Let Reason rule.

To his Friend Francis Th: leading his lyfe in the Countrie at his desire.

To a Gentlewoman that alwayes willed him to weare Rosemarie, (a Tree that is alwayes greene,) for hir sake, and in token of his good will to hir.

An Epitaph of the Ladie Br.

Of the time he first began to loue and after how he forewent the same.

The assured promise of a constant Louer.

The Pine to the Mariner.

[The Pine to the Mariner] Againe otherwise.

To an olde Gentlewoman, that painted hir face.

Of one that had a great Nose.

Of one whose Nose was greater than his hand.

Of a Nightingale that flue to Colche to sit abroode.

Againe of the Nightingale.

Of a contrarie mariage.

Of Dronkennesse.

Againe of Dronkennesse.

Of the picture of a vaine Rhetorician.

Of the fond discord of the two Theban brothers, Octcocles and Polynices.

Of a maruellous deformed man.

A Myrrour of the fall of Pride.

Of the Clock and the Cock.

Of a Tayler.

The Louer finding his Loue flitted from wonted troth leaues to write in prayse of hir.

He sorrowes other to haue the fruites of his seruice.

The Louer seeing himselfe abusde, renounceth Loue.

Against the Ielous heads that alwayes haue Louers in suspect.

That it is hurtfull to conceale secrets from our Friendes.

Of the diuers and contrarie passions and affections of his Loue.

Of Dido and the truth of hir death.

Of Venus in Armour.

Of a Hare complaining of the hatred of Dogs.

To one that painted Eccho.

To a cruell Dame for grace and pittie.

To a Gentlewoman from whome he tooke a Ring.

The Louer blames his Tongue that failed to vtter his sute in time of neede.

That all things are as they are vsed.

The Louer excuseth himselfe for renowncing his Loue and Ladie, imputing the same to his fate and constellation.

Of Ladie Venus, that hauing lost hir Sonne Cupid God of Loue, and desirous to vnderstand of him againe, declares by the way the nature of Loue and affections of the same, by pretie discription as followeth.

Of the cruell hatred of Stepmothers.

[Of the cruell hatred of Stepmothers] Againe.

To Cupid for reuenge of his vnkind and cruell Loue. Declaring his faithfull seruice and true hart both to the God of Loue and his Ladie.

An Aunswere to his Ladie, that willed him that absence should not breede forgetfulnesse.

Of a Thracyan that was drownde by playing on the Ise.

The Louer hoping in May to haue had redresse of his woes, and yet fowly missing his purpose, bewailes his cruell hap.

To a fickle and vnconstant Dame, a friendly warning.

The Louer to his Ladie that gased much vp to the Skies.

The Penitent Louer vtterly renouncing loue, craues pardon of forefassed follies.

To his Friend that refusde him without cause why but onely vpon delight of chaunge.

To one that vpon surmise of aduersitie, forewent hir Friend.

To Maister Googes fansie that begins Giue Monie mee take friendship who so list.

The Louer abused renownceth Loue.

The forsaken Louer laments that his Ladie is matched with an other.

Of one that was in reuersion.

That all hurts and losses are to be recouered and recured saue the cruell wound of Loue.

Of the choise of his Valentine.

Of an open Foe and a fayned Friend.

[Of an open Foe and a fayned Friend] Againe.

Of a Ritch Miser.

Of a Painter that painted Fauour.

The Louer whose Lady dwelt fast by a Prison.

Complaint of the long absence of his Loue vpon the first acquaintance.

The ventrous Louer after long absence craues his Ladie to meete with him in place to enterparle of hir auentures.

To Maister Googe his Sonet out of sight out of thought.

The Louer whose Mistresse feared a Mouse, declareth that he would become a Cat, if he might haue his desire.

The Louer driuen to absent him from his Ladie, bawayles his estate.

That Louers ought rather at first acquaintance to shew their meanings by Pen then by Mouth.

An Epitaph of Maister Win drowned in the Sea.

[An Epitaph of Maister Win drowned in the Sea] Againe.

Praise of his Loue.

The complaint of a Friend of his hauing lost his Doue.

That Louers ought to shunne no paines to attaine their Loue.

A request of Friendship to Vulcans Wyfe made my Mars.

The Louer that had loued Long without requitald of good will.

To a Friend that wild him to beware of Enuie.

Of Misreporters.

That no man should write but such as doe excell.

To his Friend, declaring what vertue it is to stick to former plighted friendship.

Of two desperate Men.

Of the torments of Hell and the paines of Loue.

An Epitaph of the death of Maister Tufton of Kent.

[An Epitaph of the death of Maister Tufton of Kent] Againe.

In praise of Ladie P.

The Louer in vtter dispaire of his Ladies returne, in eche respect compares his estate with Troylus.

The Louer declareth what he would haue if he might obtaine his wish.

Of a Gentlewoman that wilde hir Louer to weare greene Bayes in token of hir stedfast loue towards him.

An Epitaph of Maister Edwards sometime Maister of the Children of the Chappell, and Gentleman of Lyncolns Inne of Court.

An Epitaph on the death of Maister Arthur Brooke drownde in passing to New Hauen.

Of the renowmed Lady, Lady Anne Countesse Warwick.

The Authours Epiloge to his Booke

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The Louer against one that compared his Mistresse with his Ladie.

A madnesse to compare
the Pipler with the Pine,

Whereof the Mariner makes his Mast,
and hanges it all with line.
A follie to preferre
a Lampe before the Sunne,
Or brag that Balams lumpish Asse
with Bucephall shall runne.
Then cease for shame to vaunt,
and crowe in craking wise
Of hir that least deserues to haue
hir beauties fame arise.
Thou foolish Dame beware
of haughtie Peacocks pride:
The fruite thereof in former age
hath sundrie times bene tride.
Arachne can expresse
how angrie Pallas was,
When shee in needle worke would seeme
the Heauenly Wight to passe.
The Spider shewes the spite
that shee (good wench) abid,
In token of hir pride shee hanges
at roufe by rotten thrid.
No foode shee hath allowde
lesse Fortune sende the Flie:
The Cobwed is hir costly Couch
appointed hir to lie.
With venim ranck and vile
hir wombe is like to burst,

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A token of hir inwarde hate
and hawtie minde at furst.
And thou that surely thinkst
thy Ladie to excell,
Example take of others harme
for iudgement that befell:
When Pan the Pastors prince,
and Rex of Rustick route,
To passe Apollo in his play
and Musick went aboute:
Mount Tmolus was the Iudge
that there the roome possest,
To giue his verdite for them both
which vttered Musick best.
First came the Rustick forth
with Pipe and puffed bag,
That made his eies to run like streames,
and both his lips to wag.
The noyse was somewhat rude
and ragged to the eare:
The simplest man aliue would gesse
that pieuish Pan was there.
Then Phœbus framde his frets,
and wrested all his pinnes,
And on his curious strings to strike
the skilfull God beginnes.
So passing was his play
as made the trees to daunce,

And stubborne Rocks in deepest vales
for gladsome ioy to praunce.
Amphyon blusht as red
as any glowing flame:
And Orpheus durst not shew his face,
but hide his head for shame.
Ynough quoth Tmolus tho,
my iudgement is that Pan
May pipe among the ruder sort
that little Musick can.
Apollos playe doth passe
of all that ere I hearde:
Wherefore (as reason is) of mee
the Luter is preferde.
Meanewhile was Mydas prest,
not pointed Iudge in place:
But (lyke a dolt that went about
Apollo to deface)
Tushe Tmolus, tushe quoth hee,
Pan hath the better skill:
For hee the emptie bagge with winde
and strouting blast doth fill.
Apollo wagges his ioints
and makes a iarring sounde:
Lyke pleasure is not in the Lute
as in the Bagpipe founde.
No sooner had hee spoke
those witlesse wordes and sed,

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But Phœbus graft on Asses eares
vpon his beastly hed.
In proofe of iudgement wrong
that Mydas did maintaine,
Hee had a paire of sowsing eares
to shilde him from the raine.
Wherefore (my Friende) take heede
of afterclaps that fall:
And deeme not hir a Dearling that
deserues no prayse at all.
Your iudgement is beguilde,
your Senses suffer shame:
That so doe seeke to blaze hir armes,
and to aduaunce hir fame.
Let hir go hide hir head
in lothsome lurking mue,
For crabbed Crowfoote marres hir face
and quite distaines hir hue.