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The poems of George Daniel

... From the original mss. in the British Museum: Hitherto unprinted. Edited, with introduction, notes, and illustrations, portrait, &c. By the Rev. Alexander B. Grosart: In four volumes

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Idyll 5.

If yet an Easie and familiar Draught
Of things be plaine enough, to Speake our Thought,
Well may he fare, whose Candor will Admit,
Our meaning; though he see not, where wee hitt;
The happie Age, has teem'd, & brought a new
Race of Discerners; can be wise, as you;
Can Squeeze an Author, wth a Ioynt; & raise
In Sea's of Præiudice, Mountains of Praise,
By an Imposeing Faith; an Easie Smile
Argues the Ieast; the frowne a Deeper Stile;
And your Attention clawes the Humor, to
A Shrugge; then pause, & Descant as you goe.
Had wee not layd it right, from instances,
(And led them on by Things) wch they may Gvesse
Not easie to another; a fitt Straine
To venture on,) they'd Sent vs home againe.
As I'me an honest man, I thought, I'de past
His censure, with Applause; & now, at last
(Sprung-gvilty) he considers, what wee meant
To vse him thus, & Spoyle his Complement;
He slips to his State-forme; & Calls his Eyes
To Councell, ere he Doome ours Levities;
Then with the promist White-Staffe of his Place
He threatens Poetry, like a Strange Face;
The Doore of his Discretion opens but
To very few; indeed Witt, Still Sitts out
Lac'd, his familiar freind; & perfumes, peirce
His Braines; caught more by ye Nose & Eyes, then Ears;

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Yet, if a politicke Whisper, beat an Ayre
Vpon his Perucke, he Accosts you bare;
And gives a formall greeting's cautious Hum
To but Name Machiavel; only for Some
Slipt lines, troubles his Conscience; for the fine
Thing, he would be thought, noe ord'nary Devine;
He takes Du Plessis, as his Accidence;
And reads his meaning, though but Spell his French;
The Title, contra missam, hangs his meere
Mouth-Dagger; then I hope you need not feare
Him Orthodoxe, thus weapon'd; for his Sheild
He takes vp Hooker, which he cannot weild;
Rather then want a Target, Perkins Tents
Are Search't vp, for Left-handed Implements;
And fitt him right; or if he chance to feele
Himselfe at worse, with Gerson, he can wheele;
He whips Socinus, Atheist, in his Name
But Cōmends Chillingsworth, lest he Disclaime
Acquaintance, wth Some Persons; that ye word
And his Religion's pinn'd vpon My Lord;
He loves the fatt Presbitery, & Cites
Authenticke Prinne; vnto the Rabbi, writes
Propheticke Dreames; & measures not ye Church
Steeple, by Calvin's Nose, nor's Mouth ye Porch;
Yet not to Suffer in a Dangerous Time
Noe Name affrights him; hee'le as eas'ly clime
The Independent ladder, & at toppe
Grinns, an old Ape to every Eye lookes vp;
Chuses his Name, new-Syllabled to amaze

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Some weaker Brother, tir'd in Steps of Grace;
He admires Goshen (better fed then taught)
He takes the Wildernes, with those who Sought
Farre Canaan, but Manna falls soe Scant,
Faces about; hee's now a Protestant,
But lest Religion too much wrong his breeding,
And Revealations take him from his reading;
He comes, the moderne entertains, by Roat;
Takes from Illustre Bassa, Don Quixot;
These passe him, wth the Ladies; where hee'le lard
It Better Langvages, anything that's hard;
He smacks at everie Science; & præscribes
Rules as he had Quarter'd 'em, into Tribes;
Only poore Poesie, affronts him; 'tis
Too Saucy; & the Worthy, to be Wise,
Neglect it; Solid Prose! his owne Discourse
(For he that meanes) Subdues a mind of force.
I'me soe content, & he; we're parted thus
Though hardly freinds; both pleas'd; this tyrānous
Insulter over Manners, would Surprise
Witt Tappast, a Live Quarrey; we're as wise
And Iealous as himselfe; for ere he trace
Vs lodg'd, we're vp, to lead him a new Chace.
Nor blame this Satire, if darke Sava creepe
Into the Danub, and his Colour keepe
Makeing one Current, through the middle Streame;
Allow this Earthy Wave, within the Name
Of our Designe, a quickspring broke of Late
Into the Channell; & runs on with State;

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Now gather in the Odds; Caligula
At Checkstones; & let Xerxes whip the Sea;
Hellespont trembles; as rough Adria, may
Combe her Hair smoother, on ye Wedding Day,
And Smile for Superstition; till the Last
Of Moonéd Gallyes, force her, from her Trust;
The Earth and Sea, are vassal'd; Dædalus
Yet impe out Power; (if 't wer not ominous!)
Stay thy mechanicke hand; patch't vp of late
She flyes; an Eagle flutter'd as a Batt;
The melting Ceruse, Shrinks; Stript Porcupine
May to an Vrchin, of his wants complaine;
Well-thatcht, gainst Winter's Stormes; poore Innocence
Lyes in a Hole, & tumbles Crabbs; yt Prince
Forrageth Snow, & with his Bloodie feet
Betrayes his Gvilt; ye hunters Chase him yet.
If now a Sober Madnes, may become
Witt; (for all Witt is Madnes vnto some)
Let's Sift the World; & bate yt Proverbe's force,
In Meale, not Mealy-mouth'd; but throw yt Course
Branne, with the Swill of Humors, a Mash made
For Sickly Tirants; when the Steddy head
Surveighs himselfe, Hee reasonably Contemn's
All Power, but hates it most in the extream's.
Nature workes nothing but by perfect Rules;
Wee make her Whirligig, & Sport for Fooles;
And Bladder out her Shell, wth the vaine Breath
Of notions, madly form'd; as wer't a faith—
Cognizance, in Blue-Coat-Philosophy

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To prevent her Impossibilitie;
Lest the dire vacuum seize her, Every Mouth
Adds, to the Timpany; & the world Slow'th,
Readie to take the Fillup of a Hand
Must cure her Dropsie; make vs vnderstand
The Error, of our Cure, & draw vs in
To Science, by destruction; wee begin
(Sicke Sinners All) but truly then to Live
When we may live noe longer; I beleive
As God bequeath'd an order to the frame
Of his Creation, & to everie Name
Conferr'd an vse; Man, (ye ill Steward) rack't
The Farme; & double-rented we must tak't
At Second Hand; well if we can advance
With Sweat, rent, for our Inheritance.
The Earth rūns in one Tenure, & we but
Prevent Repeals; Villainage is the Lott;
Tempted with Golden Pills, to tear his Gutts;
And Groanes, State Phisicke, in ye Part; nor Shutts
Nor opens, but knotts vp ye Illiacke Strings;
The Base, strikes flatt, ore the Shrunk Minikins;
How farre from ye first Harmony! a Power
(Impatient in the Tuneing) with a Sower
Rage, will admitt noe tryall, to the Worke
Of Symphony; but as ye thick-Scull'd Turke
(While wee Squeeze notes, & Scrue to reach concent)
It baffles vs, wth our owne Instrument;
Are we not soe well-payd, if when we shall
Trouble such Ears, vpon our owne it fall?

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For my part (others may arrest ye Orbes
And fiddle Nature, to their owne fraile Chords
From Gāmut Earth, notes above Ela Ayre;
And Chant their Song, of Soveraigntie there)
I'me better pleas'd to run ye Medley out
Varietie, & gvess at what I thought,
Then thinke what others Gvess; Mankind to Mee
Is an Imposture All; & when I See
Taught Policy creep whineing to Advance
Inspir'd with England & sleep, Spaine or France,
Like Elephants instructed; I am Sicke
Of my expence ere he have Show'd the Tricke.
Hey! for ye King, Lye close, ye Cōmonwealth
Hee's ore your Shoulders ere you turne yor selfe;
Spin out ye Alphabet, & he will Stop
When ere you pause; & give a double Choppe
On the Mouth-fitting Vowel; with your Eye
Hee can bend Excellence, or Kneele Maiestie;
His temper'd Earth, whips (as you Agitate
The Ayre) to Either Magnes, This, or That;
Heare him againe, he hangs; as, if you will
You may thinke Mahomet soe pendent Still.
Well! 'tis an odde fine Cheat; & (wer't not made
From the first Misterie, a Cōmon Trade;)
It might become a Science; & perhaps
(Now Letters ruin'd) it may take the Lapse
At an Advantage; & sett vp free Schoole
To the next Age; who knowes? a Cōmenc't Foole
Is a Dull Afse; & cannot wring the Tith's

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Out with his Pains, nor hardly wth his Wife's;
This shall not need; if Buffe & a Bold Face
Be not perswasive, more then Syrplesse was,
I have noe Skill, in Kersey-Hose; you thinke
I ramble; but I'me Chary of my Inke
And thriftily propose lanke Arguments
For you to ravell; Thrumbs of Discontents:
From the large Webbe of Care; if you be Wise
Trafficke in Small Things; nothing lost, t'advise
You to a thriveing Course; knitt vp the Shredds,
And Sell by Pennieworths, what bolder Heads
Rate at a Crowne; if yet their venture, brought
The returne promis't, 't had beene worth their thought
Th' Emprovement, of a Stocke, when Ends set vp
A Walking-Box, a well-clad Tissue-Shop;
But if the Glory of their Merchandize
Yet vnder Hatches, a Raw adventure Lyes;
And the rude wave of Chance, returne 'em in
Bankrupt at last; to the Old Trade agen;
May they gaine Credit, & assay once more
Th' America they long'd to touch before;
And bring that Bird of Paradice (the Light-
Hope of their voyage) Libertie, to Sight;
The Dead Name, & the Purple Feather, runs
Current exchange; to their Demand of Crowns.
'Tis Doubtfull where that locall Paradice
Was vpon Earth; & our Lost Liberties
Are lock't soe farre to Seeke, the fierie Sword
Must first fall to the Scabbard of his word

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Who will vnsheathe it; ere we can expect
T'enioy this obiect of the Intellect.
When Red Earth, readmitted, Shall be led
Thorow the Garden, & noe Tree forbid;
The fruit of Error, lost or left behind
And the Sixth Dayes worke, vnto Sabbath ioyn'd.