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The most elegant and witty epigrams of Sir Iohn Harrington

... digested into fovre bookes: three whereof neuer before published
Harington, John (1560-1612)

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THE EPISTLE TO ALL Readers, that Epigrams must bee read attentiuely, that Legere & non intellegere, est negligere.
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Sir Iohn Harringtons Epigrams, the first Booke.
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Sir Iohn Harringtons Epigrams, the second Booke.
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Sir Iohn Harringtons Epigrams, the third Booke.
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1 Yong Haywoods answere to my Lord of Warwicke.
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2 To the great Ladies of the Court.
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3 Of a Lady that giues the checke.
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4 Of Balbus a Poet.
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5 To Leda.
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6 To Sextus, an ill Reader.
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7 Of Bathes cure vpon Marcus.
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8 Of a Lady that sought remedy at the Bathe.
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9 To Sir Morris Barkly.
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10 Of Faustus the Fault-finder.
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11 Of an ill Physician for the body, that became a worse Surgeon for the soule.
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12 Of Sir Philip Sydney.
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13 Of impudent Lynus.
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14 Against an vnthrifty Lynus.
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15 Of Faustus.
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16 Of a deuout Usurer.
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17 Of a reformed Brother.
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18 Of Sheepe turned Wolues.
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19 Of Lynus, borrowing.
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20 Of one Master Carelesse.
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21 Against Momus, in praise of his dogge Bungey.
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22 Of Faustus.
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23 Of summum bonum.
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24 To Mall, to comfort her for the losse of her Children.
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25 Of the excuse of Symony.
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26 In commendation of Master Lewkeners sixt description of Uenice. Dedicated to Lady Warwick. 1595.
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27 Of one that gaue a Benefice.
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28 Of Faustus fishing.
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29 To his friend. Of his Booke of Aiax.
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30 Of a Seller of Time.
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31 Of the Earle of Essex.
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32 Of himselfe.
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30 To Doctor Sherwood, of Bathe.
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31 Of Marcus courtesie.
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32 Of one that had a blacke head, and a gray Beard.
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33 Against an old Lecher.
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34 To his wiues Mother, reprouing her vnconstancie.
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35 Of a Cuckold that had a chaste Wife.
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36 Of the Lady that lookt well to her borders.
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37 The Hermaphrodite.
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38 Of a sicknesse grew with a Tobacco pipe.
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39 A good answere of a Gentlewoman to a Lawyer.
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40 Of one that tooke thought for his wife.
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41 Sir Iohn Bauynsfords choyce of a man.
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42 Of Linus and his Mistris.
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43 In praise of a Lady and her Musike.
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44 Of Riding-rimes.
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45 Of deuout Parents and children.
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46 In commendation of two valiant Scottish Knights, that defended their King from the Earle Gowry: Sir Thomas Erskin, Sir Iohn Ramsey.
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47 In prayse of the Countesse of Darby, married to the Lord Chauncellor.
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48 Of Cosmus, that will keepe a good house hereafter.
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49 Of neate Galla.
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50 Of reuersing an error.
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51 Of good Sauce.
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52 Of a slaunder.
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53 Of a Lady early vp.
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Sir Iohn Harringtons Epigrams, the fourth Booke.

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10 Of Faustus the Fault-finder.

Of all my Verses, Faustus still complaines,
I writ them carelesly: and why forsooth?
Because, he saith, they goe so plaine and smooth.
It showes that I for them ne're beat my braines.
I, that mens errors neuer loue to sooth,
Said, they that say so, may be thought but noddies.
For sample marke, said I, your Mistris bodies,
That sit so square, and smooth down to her raines.

That, that fine waste, that wealth and wit doth waste,
Thinke you her Taylor wrought it vp in haste?
No: aske him, and heele say he tooke more paines
Then with old Ellens double-welted frock,
That sits like an old felt on a new block.
Who cannot write, ill iudge of Writers vaines.
The worke of Taylers hands, and Writers wits,
Was hardest wrought, when as it smoothest sits.
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