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September Conspiracy

We get the memorial John F.
Kennedy Center, and Dullas
(remember Dullas?) takes symbolic
reverent and the Washington
Senators), leaving the Nation's
Capital in shock and disbelief again,
without a Supreme Court, and
without a baseball team to play in
Kennedy Stadium.

Sounds like a Robert Short
trade, conspiratorial and ironic: the
Redskins. Jeane Dixon, and the
Kennedys Center, Stadium, and
wavering Senator for (altogether
now) the commies, the court,
collegiates, the Senate, the
Senators, and Sonny Jurgensen.
Somewhere a September conspiracy
lurks.....

A huge Conspiracy of History
has foiled us in September, 1971.
purposely and secretly linking
unrelated events in order to distort
completely our picture tube on the
world.

As for October, it's back to the
shadows again.