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Ef I was only Santa Claus
A Christmas eve all through,
On your tin-type I'd show you what
A five-year old could do!
They say that boys is smarter now,
Than former fav'rite sons—
I ruther judge that that perhaps
Depends upon the ones:
But anyway I think I know
How dif'rent it would be,
Ef I was only Santa Claus,
An' Santa Claus was me!
A Christmas eve all through,
On your tin-type I'd show you what
A five-year old could do!
They say that boys is smarter now,
Than former fav'rite sons—
I ruther judge that that perhaps
Depends upon the ones:
But anyway I think I know
How dif'rent it would be,
Ef I was only Santa Claus,
An' Santa Claus was me!
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