Our photographer spotted the monstrosity pictured above perched high on a mud bank looking down on Nameless Field, between Carr's Hill Road and Lambeth Stadium. Various guesses have been made concerning the identity of the wooden sculpture; some say that it is the remains of a figurehead from an ark destroyed in the flood while others claim that it resembles a bird, specifically a phoenix. Its designers are unknown but rumored to be members of Sigma Phi.