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Mr. QUICK.

With his gibes and his quiddities, cranks, and his wiles,
His croak and his halt, and his smirks and his smiles;

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View the smart tiny Quick, giving grace to a joke,
With a laugh-loving eye, or a leer equivoke.—
Madam Spleen shuns that rogue with particular care,
And flies to a palace, to keep from Despair:
She hates the blythe dwarf with immoderate rage,
And for fear of his power ne'er visits the stage;
Or e'en ventures abroad, her fix'd dreads have so won her,
Except with a duchess or stray maid of honour.
Of all the bright parts which he fills with high credit,
His Drugget's the best, and 'tis Judgment has said it:

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There are others more priz'd by a common affection,
But none that so nearly approaches perfection.—
A great part of the audience alone feel delight,
When the heart can be mov'd thro' the medium of sight;
Tho' the sound's as important, when artfully stealing
Thro' the chinks of the ear it alarms all our feeling;
But seeing's the grand and the primary sense,
Thro' which every nerve receives bliss or offence;
Turns the force of the relative four to a jest;
For the sight, like a bawd, prostitutes all the rest.
With an inborn regret, and a sigh that's conceal'd,
He joins Mummery's flag in the dramatic field;
Yet the act's not his own, 'tis swoln Folly demands it,
And he must be obedient, when Fashion commands it:
There's sorcery in nonsense which leads us astray,
Tho' Wisdom attempts to exorcise the way;
We're bewitch'd from ourselves, in an imbecile nick,
And subscribe to the art, tho' we talk 'gainst the trick;

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As prudes rail at passion, with vehement din,
And profess to chain sense, tho'—they privately sin.—
It is strange to assert, but 'tis Truth tells the story,
That your small individuals are dearest to Glory:
It should seem that the souls of diminutive men,
Are too vast for their brittle corporeal den;
And impel their possessors o'er mountains to leap,
While the big race of mortals half petrified sleep:
Hence Berlin's late lord made the world kiss his rod,
And the victor of India was hail'd as a god;
While chiefs full as valiant are kept from the fray,
As their minds are depress'd—by the weight of their clay.