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The River of Pretension.

'Tis treacherously smooth, and falsely fair,
Inviting, but undoing to come near;
Against its Force the Houses find no Fence,
But suffer undermining Violence;
Who (whilst they stand) no Palaces do seem,
In all their glorious Grandeur, like to them.
This River's famous for the fatal Wrecks
Of many much renown'd of either Sex;
Who to her Bosom her soft Whispers drew,
Tempting with Smiles, whilst they their Death pursue.
'Tis there so many Courtiers perish'd have,
And, vainly seeking Fame, have found a Grave.

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'Twas thither I was tempted too, and Love
Presumptuously would needs my Convoy prove.
Hurry'd by the rash Boy, without Delay,
I ran, but met Precaution on my Way;
With him Respect, both to me gravely said,
Pretension is a River you must dread;
Fond Youth, decline thy fatal Resolution,
Here unavoidably thou meet'st Confusion;
Thou fly'st with too much Haste to certain Fate;
Follow good Counsel, and be fortunate.
Asham'd, all blushing, I decline my Eyes,
Bow'd low, and thank'd them both for their Advice.
From the bewitching River strait I fled,
And hurry'd to the City's farthest Side;
Where lives the mighty Princess Hope, to whom
All People, as their Oracle, do come;
Tho' little Truth is found in what she says,
Yet all adore her Voice, and her wise Conduct praise.