Poems, on sacred and other subjects and songs, humorous and sentimental: By the late William Watt. Third edition of the songs only--with additional songs |
Poems, on sacred and other subjects | ||
NEIL M'NEIL'S NARRATIVE.
You'll brangt her here tae nicht,
Her kens, you'll kens, her canna sang,
An' she'll no be wants to fecht;
But sin' she's here, she'll no backdraw,
Te let tae laddish ken,
Tat her mother was a shentleman,
Far, far 'yont Lomond-Ben.
Lara lurin, cleechan cluran, sheelum shullam shaw.
Hur Glory o' Argyll;
Her faiter tell hur ne'er be pride,
Nor Hielinman beguile.
Sae far she cam't owre Campsie Hills,
To herd tae Lawlan's kyes,
But growt nane richer tan get trews,
Her braw legs ta tisguise.
Her fee was crowan mair,
An' she want down ane summer tay,
To sawt tae Glasgow Fair:
An' tere she'll seent sae mony folk,
Her ribs them maist til crush;
Tae stant as tick, a' roun an' roun,
As treshes in a push.
Aroun' tae hangman's loan,
An' tere she mony pagpipes heard,
Put coudna sawt ta drone;
An' tere she sawt a wee wee man,
Was fechtin wi' um's wife,
An' tae folk tit cawt um Mr. Toddie, or Mr. Grog,
Or some troll name like that, belangin tae ta whisky,
An' tae rogue him tuckt her life.
Wi' ponny sprittilt hair,
Hersel' be sure tere was mair mae
Tan Moss-o'-Balloch fair;
Tere shentlemans an' ladish tance,
Teir claes wi' sixpence clad;
Och! gif her hae sae muckle cash,
Wi' shog she'll wad gae mad.
Paith white, an' black, an' brown;
Tae gallop, put ne'er lift teir fit;
Tae caw 'um merry-go-roun';
An' though tae callop hale tay lang,
She neer cout saw't tum sweat,
An' he maun cruel maister pe,
Ta gi'e him's horse nae meat.
Her neen an' foot grew tire,
Ten she'll gangt to tae whisky house,
An' for tae dram inquire;
Tae maister him pringt in tae gill,
An' first tit drank himsel',
Put sic a whisky I ne'er sawt,
She was weaker nor tae well.
Gart lads and lasses dance,
Sae, whan she was gangt out hersel',
Shust stappit in by shance:
A pra' pra' ladysh says to her,
Come, lad, we'll ha'e tae reel;
Oich, Mattam! wi' my heart, says she,
But she's horse shoons on her heel.
Shenteel to her was I,
I treatit her ben te drink tae gill,
An' eat the mutton pie;
An' dram, dram, dram, and crack,
Till nainsel' she fawt soun' asleep,
An' hadna payt ae plack.
Oich, man! but she be try;
She think she'll could Lochlomon drink,
Sae loud for ale tit cry:
Her shappit ance, her shappit twice,
Her shappit thrice, an' a',
But teel ane came to nanser her,
Or tae toor lock te traw.
So you'll see, when she'll couldna get naebody to open tae room toor, her nainsel opens tae room window, and cries to a man tat was gaun bye, “could you'll tell her, frien', how she'll could win oot to get a trink, for gif she stay muckle langer here she'll be shockit wi' try!” an' says tae man, says him, “tiel tak' your Highlan' wame! gif ye ha'e drucken the house try tat ye're in, ye teserve tae want trink for a twalmonth!” So you'll see—an' him shust stapit awa'—so you'll see, when she sawt her could get nane help she shust looks town to tae causey, for she was tae twa story up—“Od,” say she to her nainsel', “'s shaist no' muckle far'er high than tae Craig o' Balloch, tat she loupit owre wan she was chaist wi' tae gauger, wan she'll rin't awa' wi' tae worm o' tae still. She'll try.” So shust wan she was be gaun to loup, tae maister o' tae house opens tae room toor, an' cries, “Whar are ye gaun, ye Highlan' vagabond! wait and pay your reck'nin' 'ore ye gang oot, or else he'll sent you to bridewell!” So she shust turn roun and mackit a pow, and said to him, “Oich, sir, her's nunko glad to see you, an' wou'd be blithe to be sent to either—the bride's well or the bridegroom's well—she'll cou'd tireck her to, for she's tat try she cou'd trink oot o' tae glooter sheugh.” “Od,” say him, “you'll needna been sae try, for ye left tae feck o' a gill and a pottle o' yill yestreen, when yon limmer left ye, after ye fell asleep; an' I set, shust set it by i' the press there. I thocht ye wad haen as muckle sense as fan' the smell o't whan ye waukent.” So her brangt him oot o' tae press, and she shust flewt on't like tae tiger, an' trank t'em a' baith; oich, man, it was refresh! Then says to tae maister, “What pe tae tamage yestreen?” “Oo,” say him, says the maister, “ye'll ken tere was shust seven trams an' sax pottles o' yill, an' the twa pies—that's shust four an' fourpence;—ay, an' tere was a proken glass, that's fivepence mair—five shillin's a' tegither; we'll sharge naething for lodgin', as she was only lyin' on the floor.” “Weel, weel,” say she, “'s gawn to be tae dear fair; petter she't been at her
Or she could learn the trade—
To stan', to march, prime, load, and fire,
Or stick the Frenchman dead.
But whan tae thocht tae could her trust
To fecht, and no to run,
Tae sent her te a warm place,
Straucht down aneth the sun.
At a place tae cawt abroad,
An' though she'll try't to gang again
She cou'dna fin' the road:
An' she did mony places sawt,
She'll no be min' ta name;
'Twas no half sae ponny's hame.
When ta cannon bullets flew,
And shot her ramrod and her han'
Awa' at Waterloo.
Her head ran roun', her near growt blin',
She fell upon ta grun,
And cryt, oich on! she'll fecht nae mair
Wi' either sword or gun.
And syne tit let her hame;
For a' ta trouble she comt through,
Oich! Bonny was to plame.
And now, my lads, tak' her advice,
Be cautious and tak' care;
You'll see what whiles lies in your lot
By gaun to Glasgow Fair.
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