| CHAPTER X. Forest life | ||

10. CHAPTER X.
Once more earth's breezy sounds, her foliage fanned,
And turned to seek the wilds.
Mrs. Hemans.
“Give”—every body—“his due.” After all 
that has been said and thought about ague,—and 
it must be confessed, that while the fit is on, or its 
recollection fresh in the memory, this includes almost 
all kinds of hard thoughts and evil speaking, 
—there are good things connected with it. The 
sympathy of one's friends is not of this number 
certainly: “It is nothing but the ague!” is very 
commonly all the consolation one gets. One is 
sometimes (in the fever) almost desperate enough 
to wish to die just once to make people a little less 
unfeeling. The same amount of pain and suffering 
under any other name would excite abundant commiseration.
There is however no disease that leaves more 
strikingly melancholy traces on the countenance; 
and pallid lips and languid eyes and feeble steps 
are a fair enough warrant for some little self-indulgence, 
when that is practicable. If a good, high 
rolling salt surf were an importable article, I am 
sure the inhabitants of Ague-land could enter into 
no more profitable speculation, than to club their 

or Nahant. The sum would draw enormous
returns in the best of all possible shapes—accumulated
strength and energy. But as this is hardly to
be compassed even in this age of wonders, we, who
are recovering from protracted agues, claim as our
right the next best thing—travelling. Which
brings me back to the proposition with which I set
out—that there may be some pleasant results even
from ague.
Our travels are, to be sure, very limited. There 
are no Himmalehs to be scaled—no Nile to be 
traced—no Aztalan or Palenque to be explored. 
But the source of Nile gave Bruce but a moment's 
rapture in payment of his toils and dangers, and we 
console ourselves for our lack of romantic adventure 
by considering that we gain at least as much 
in proportion. It costs but little trouble to get 
sight of 
Homer, Venus, and Nebuchadnezzar—
All standing in the open air—
to be able, in the course of a few days' travel, to
see not only Homer, and Milton, and Byron, and
Napoleon, and Romeo, but Scio and Athens as
well as Marengo and Lodi, and a host of other celebrated
spots?
Runs the great circuit and is still at home.

Barring these advantages, a journey through the 
wilds, if performed by steam or by post chaise, is 
just like a journey any where else, except a lack of 
some of the more refined accommodations for travelling. 
To find a spice of novelty,—to reap an 
advantage from position which shall in some degree 
counterbalance the deficiency necessarily observable 
in public conveyance so far from the great 
thoroughfares, we have devised a new mode of 
travel, or rather, we have adopted one which is new 
to us, although highly popular in these tramontane 
regions.
This resembles in no small degree that of the tinker 
in the story-book, whose equipage was a gigantic 
tea-kettle, the spout of which served for a chimney 
and the tout ensemble both for professional sign and 
family domicile; while its owner jogged along cosily, 
hammering as he went, chatting with the good wife 
within, and occasionally encouraging by a cherup 
the praiseworthy donkey that drew the entire establishment.
A pedler of genius—a Yankee of course—has 
added yet one improvement to this ingenious plan. 
His cow serves a double purpose as a beast of 
draught, for she goes well in the harness, and he 
has only to stop and milk her when he is thirsty.
The nearest approach we have yet made to this 
compression of comforts took place last summer, 
when after a most justifying course of agues we set 
out in the great wagon for a rambling tour of discovery, 

want—including a large basket of provisions—
embraced within its ample verge. Umbrellas good
store—books and blankets—trunks and sacs de
nuit,—besides some oats for the dear old ponies,
and a pail wherefrom to give them drink, in case
they should be athirst where water is more plenty
than buckets,—all these made some ingenuity
requisite in bestowing ourselves and our conveniences
within the compass of even a regular back-woods
wagon—the most capacious of vehicles;—
and it took from early breakfast time until fully ten
o'clock to “load up.”
It may be that my dear reader being as I well 
surmise a dweller in cities, shall suppose this same 
farm wagon, which is so often referred to as a 
regular family vehicle, to be a sort of exaggerated 
britska—an able-bodied barouche, capable of containing, 
on crowded occasions, six ladies in bishop's 
sleeves: and that when we take a fantaisie for a 
week's ramble, it is only to send to John to drive 
round at the appointed hour. Illusions all! The 
wagon consists of an oblong box of rough boards, 
mounted on the clumsiest of all possible wheels, 
and for springs we have two long slender tamarack 
poles placed within on iron hooks appended to the 
sides. On these springs are board seats, with 
cushions or not, as the case may be, but always 
with buffalo skins by way of drapery. In the 
harness, all that is not leather is iron chain, except 

be frequently fortified with twine or, alas! with
the strings from your husband's vest if you forget
to carry twine. Then your John, if you are so
lucky as to have one, requires goodly notice of your
errant intentions. Shoes are to be reset—harness
to go to the shoemaker's for repairs—white paint
to be bottled for Quicksilver's shoulder, galled in
ploughing. To secure a happy issue for your
expedition requires only less deliberate preparation
than Napoleon ought to have made for the jaunt to
Moscow. It is awkward to discover important
omissions when you are miles from efficient aid.
But every body is waiting while I discuss these 
particulars. It was a cloudy day in July; a cloudy 
day after heavy showers,—showers which we felt 
confident had exhausted the watery reservoirs for 
the present, so that we congratulated ourselves upon 
the tempering clouds, and thought of leaving the 
umbrellas at home. However, it was not long 
before the sun shone out in such force as to call 
forth the parapluies as parasols, and we were almost 
fainting under that peculiarly oppressive heat which 
belongs to such dropping weather in the midst of 
our summers. After we reached the boundaries of 
“the clearing” and plunged into the “timbered 
land,” this heat was exchanged for a grotto-like 
coolness, and the horses trod leisurely as if to enjoy 
the damp, mossy soil and the grateful shade.
It was not long after noon when we began to 

seek for a pleasant spot of green turf whereon to
spread our couches of buffalo-skins and blankets.
In the midst of a circle thus formed was the tablecloth
with its accompaniments; and there, in a `café
à mille colonnes' which required no multiplying aid
of mirrors, we took our first rustic repast,—all
highly delighted with the novelty, but especially
the young fry, who were allowed to go as often as
they liked to a clear spring that welled from the
hill-side, and dabble in the water which widened
into a small, glassy pond below. They fed Prince
with bread, which he took from their fingers with
a care and delicacy worthy of his gentle blood,
while poor Quicksilver showed his awkward rusticity
by hanging his head or turning it sedulously
aside when the same civility was offered him. But
what they found most delightful of all was to see
Leo's enthusiastic plunges in pursuit of the crackers
which they sent skimming along the water as far as
they could, trying his patience occasionally by the
substitution of a flat stone by which he obligingly
allowed himself to be deceived as often as they
thought proper.
This said Leo is a particular friend of the family, 
not on account of his beauty, for he is an enormous 
creature with a ferocious bull-dog aspect—nor on 
the score of his services, for a more useless and 
chicken-hearted monster never ate goslings,—but 

of Leo's popularity, and it is sufficient to secure
his impunity in spite of many a misdemeanor, as
well as to make him an inamissable member of the
party whenever we go from home en famille. And
indeed I have seen people admitted into society on
slighter pretensions.
Speaking of Leo calls up tender reminiscences. 
My poor D'Orsay! introduced to the world in the 
earlier sketch of our village annals—like many of 
the delicate and beautiful things of this ever-shifting 
panorama, was but short-lived. He was not 
made for rough usage, and one sharp night in May, 
when his master with unconscious cruelty locked 
him out in the chill dew, he took a cold from 
which he never recovered. He died of a regular 
consumption, resembling in all its stages the same 
disease in the human sufferer, and a more patient 
creature never coughed away his poor life. They 
said it was “the distemper.” D'Orsay with the 
distemper, indeed!
When his last days came, the weather was oppressively 
warm, and he could lie nowhere but in 
the open air. There a kind hand formed a thick 
roof of boughs to exclude the sun, and D'Orsay's 
last bed was visited with unceasing interest as long 
as he continued to breathe. I could not but think 
he looked at his mistress as if he had something to 
say, but I could only guess at what might perhaps 

greyhound dying thus untimely. My thoughts
took naturally the form of an epitaph:
I here resign, unsoiled, the illustrious name.
In all things happy else, one grief is mine—
I quit the scene ere thou hast ceased to shine.
Poor fellow! I hope he had forgotten the leg 
of mutton which lay too near his nose on the 
kitchen table! but we must not judge him hardly, 
especially as the pitiless cook bestowed upon him 
blows enough of that odious ladle to have sowed 
the seeds of that melancholy which shadowed o'er 
the latter part of his life. Ah, D'Orsay! let none 
be too severe upon thy one fault, but rather remember, 
as I do, thy exceeding beauty! uncorsetted,—without 
false curls,—bishop sleeves,— 
tight shoes,—tourneurs; unindebted, in short, to 
any of those adjuncts which do so much towards 
the enchantingness of beauty,—how faultless was 
thy slender waist! how classical the contour of 
thy head and neck! how silky the pendent ears, 
asking no aid from tassels of pearl to enhance their 
graceful undulations! How light and active thy 
limbs, and how fleeter than the fleetest thy softly 
patting feet! Alas! I might expatiate upon thy 
better qualities,—thy gentleness, thy forgiving 
temper, thy docility, thy faithful attachment—but 
my readers never knew thee, and I forbear.
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