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The Poetry of Robert Burns

Edited by William Ernest Henley and Thomas F. Henderson
  
  

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123

IMPROMPTU TO CAPTAIN RIDDELL

ON RETURNING A NEWSPAPER

Ellisland, Monday Evening

I

Your News and Review, Sir,
I've read through and through, Sir,
With little admiring or blaming:
The Papers are barren
Of home-news or foreign—
No murders or rapes worth the naming.

II

Our friends, the Reviewers,
Those chippers and hewers,
Are judges of mortar and stone, Sir;
But of meet or unmeet
In a fabric complete
I'll boldly pronounce they are none, Sir.

III

My goose-quill too rude is
To tell all your goodness
Bestow'd on your servant, the Poet;
Would to God I had one
Like a beam of the sun,
And then all the world, Sir, should know it!