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To my Friend Mr. John Anderson.
From the Countrey.
I
You that the City Life embrace,And in those Tumults run your race,
Under the th' aspect of the Celestial face
Of your bright Lady:
You, that to Masks, and Plays resort,
As if you would rebuild the Court,
We here can match you with our Countrey-sport,
As neer as may be.
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II
For, though 'tis good to be so nigh.Rich wine, and excellent Company:
Yet, John, those Pleasures you full dear do buy
Some times, and seasons.
For you but Tributaries are,
Aw'd by the furious men of War:
We Countrey-Bumkins then are happier far
For many reasons.
III
First, we have here no bawling Duns,Nor those fierce things ycleped Bums,
No Cuckold-Constable, or Watch here comes
To apprehend us.
And then we've no unwholsome Dames
To broil us in their bawdy flames,
Nor need enquire after Physicians names,
That may befriend us.
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IV
And next, we have excelling Ale,Most high, and mighty, strong, and stale:
And, when we go, we need no other Bail
Than our own word, Sir,
When you all Day are fain to sit,
Send Paper-pellets of small wit,
Your Tickets; and, when none of them will hit,
Pawn Cloak, or Sword, Sir,
V
Then we out-do your Beauties, thatYou Entertain with Cost, and Chat,
That make you spend your precious Time and Fat,
And yet are stedfast:
We here have homely willing Winn,
With bucksome Bess, and granting Jinn,
All full and plump without, and warm within,
That crackt the Bed fast.
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VI
And then, for Mirth, we have much moreThan you, for all your various store,
For we prefer Bag pipes, so loud, before
Lute, or Cremona.
We caper with Tom Thump, i'th' Hall,
Measures beyond Corant, or Brawl;
And when we want a match for Ciceley, call
A roba bona.
VII
We have too errant Knights so stout,As honest Hobinel and Clout,
With many an other stiff and sturdy Lout,
That play at wasters,
Shooe the wild Mare, and lick the board,
That for stiff Tuck, or cutting Sword,
For Man, or Woman, care not of a Turd,
But their own Masters.
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VIII
Thus every of our petty toysOutvies your greatest dear bought joys:
Then to thy freedom from the City-noise,
I'll drink a Beer-jack:
And now the Spring comes on apace,
Sweet flowers crown the Earth's green face
Nor can I doubt, but thou wilt have the grace
To wish thee here, Jack.
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