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348

On a Parson and a Lawyer.

The Parson much spent, and had kept a months Lent
In hopes of the feast comming on:
But in stead of new wedding, the Lawyer by's treading
Had left him a butter'd Bun.
But the woman was kinde, and yielded to's mind,
She neither did struggle nor cry no,
She did not despair, for or Parson or Lawyer
Would get a Babe jure Divino.
Now the Law as we finde to the Gospel is joyn'd,
There must be a good propagation,
For the Boy that comes forth will be Doctor of both
And thats for the good of the Nation.

349

Now the Tyths and the Fees will grow by degrees,
To belong to the self same Person;
And he that both gets, by his learning and wits,
May fuddle while he has his Arse on.
And thus to conclude Their lives that are rude,
I should pray for the Queen and the King,
With the family Royal, and all that are Loyall,
But I'll drink to all that can sing.