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The Rebel Pig.

Allo-same one typhoon
Cut littee flower down,
Tai-ping 'bellion
Bot'her állo land;
All-same lightning
Knock olo tower down,
Empelo' he so-je-man makee lebel stand.

CHORUS.

Hang-cheong-low —send 'um állo travellin',
Hi yah! Littee man can do!
Dis Tai-ping
He makee too much bobbely,
Catchee man an' girley
Makee kill-pidgin;
Makee all he savvy
Of murder an' lobbely,
An' cuttee off he pigtail to show he 'ligion.

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Jus' 'bout tim
Of állo dis 'citeyment,
Inside olo Joss-house
'Way in Honán,
Burnin' plenty Joss-stick,
To pay 'um enlightyment,
Lib one good olo Joss-pidgin-man.
Dis Joss-man
Was a velly good clirical,
Largee-facey man,
Belly velly big,
By'mby he play—
Makee first-chop milacle,
For he makee fat, jis' like he a velly plitty pig.
Pig keepee glowin'
Fatteler an' fatteler,
Nevva such a piggy
Since pigs began.
Joss-man he smilee,
An' talk, “You be flatteler,”
When t'hey talkee pig look-see all-samee Joss-pidgin-man.

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Long-side he Joss-house
Stop one olo mandalin,
He wantchee t'at pig,
He look-see 'um nightey day,
He talkee big lie
'Bout he flin —but állo slanderin',
Nevva can makee to catchee piggy 'way.
But one dark nightey
He sha-man he got away
Wit' big sharp knifey
To cally out he plan,
He crawley in he hog-pen,
An' t'here he cut away
He tailey of he piggy of he Joss-pidgin-man.
Nex' day Joss-man
Wailo talkee mandalin
How la-li-loong
Steal he piggy-tail.
Wantchee to catch 'um
One tim' a wandelin' —
Pay 'um a floggin' an' sendee off to jail.

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“Hai yah!” say mandalin,
“Wat dis pidgin now?
My muss do my duty
Juss as my can;
If piggy no hab pigtail
He catchee no 'ligion now,
An' my take 'um fo' one lebel an' a Tai-ping man.
“T'at law talkee so-fashion:
Who catchee no piggy-tail
He makee 'bellion,
Muss die in de lan'.”
My sing-song be finishee,
My hope you like my biggee tale
Of mandalin who cheatee he Joss-pidgin-man.
Tsow-une-shaw-wei.
(Hab finishee head and tail.)

Note.—The Tai-ping rebels cut off the pigtail, but suffered the hair to grow all over the head.


 

So-je-man, soldier or officer (C. V.)

Hang-cheong-low (Cantonese), to take the long journey, i. e., to be transported to the frontier.

Hi or ai yah! an interjection, look!

Savvy, knew.

Robbery.

Joss-house, temple.

Joss-stick, a kind of consecrated tapers made of sandal-wood.

Pay 'um, to give them.

Fatter and fatter.

When they said the pig exactly resembled the priest.

Flin, friend.

Sha-man, servant (unusual, but from a Chinese-English vocabulary).

Wailo talkee, went and told.

La-li-loong, a thief.

Wandering.

Pidgin, affair.