University of Virginia Library

Eugene Harter

Buy a one pound box of corn starch and
mix it in a large bowl with a small amount of
water. Inhale your favorite intoxicant and then
take a handful of the gooey mixture in your
hand. You'll probably never want to go to class
again.

Anyway, it's our party and we'll cry if we
want to. You would cry too, if it happened to
you. $25 is too much money.

Vote Liquifactionist Our goal is to become
gods.