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THE GALLOWS BIRD'S LAST SONG

Good people, listen unto me,
I'm going for to sing;
Tomorrow on the gallows tree
I'm going for to swing;
I always was a modest man,
They shouldn't treat me so,
To stick me on a scaffolding
When people are below!
I can't just tell where I was born,
And don't a great deal care—
If men get well into the world
It's no great matter where:
And I've forgot the fellow's name,
That took me to be bred—
I only know he pulled my ears,
And so I broke his head.
It makes me sad to speak of them—
Those loved and cherished ears;
They've been upon the pillory
These many, many years:
It pained me much to part with them,
Such long and faithful friends—
And so I took the Mayor's horse,
To make myself amends.
The constables came after me,
And took me up one day:
They tied my hands and called me names—
But then I got away.
To say I stole—it made me feel
Unutterable grief,
And so I robbed upon the road,
To show I wan't a thief.
They're going to hang me for it now
And this is all I've got
For standing like a gentleman
The risk of being shot—
To have a fellow paw my neck,
And fix it in a string—
And I a hearty lad—it seems
A devilish paltry thing.
They're waiting for me to be dished,
Like flocks of carrion crows;
The doctor wants my skeleton,
The jailor wants my clothes;
The hangman has been practising
How slip-knots should be tied;
The tanner made a morning call—
I think he wants my hide!
They've put me in a picture book,
The likeness isn't true—
My eyes were never goggle eyes,
My nose is not askew—
And here's the sheriff at the door,
I wish they'd let me be—
It may be pleasant work to them—
It isn't fun to me!