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It was Fastern's Even,
And we lichted down on a grave,
Where an ape preached loud to a ghostly crowd,
Surpliced well with a bonny white shroud,
And a corby sang the stave.

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“The covin” all was there;
Thirteen of us with “the maid”;—
She was Bessie Vickar from Kelvin side;
And wow! but she hotched in her unco pride—
Deil thraw her neck for a jade.

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And there was Pickle-the-wind,
And there was Over-the-dyke,
And Ailie Nesbit, Able-and-stout,
And Elspie Gourlay, Good-at-a-bout;
Buzzing all like a byke.

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Black Jock was in his tantrums;
And hech! but he was daft!
Alick Flett, with his chanter het,
Fizzing whenever his lips it met,
Skirled away in the laft.

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Oh, we were crouse and canty
A' doon in Yester kirk,
And we supped on the toad and the hooded craw,
Daintily spread on a coffin braw,
At midnight in the mirk.

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And syne we held a session,
And tried the lassies there;
Twal gruesome carles were elders good,
And a black tom-cat for bethral stood,
And the foul fiend took the chair.

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And Elspie Gourlay first
Confessed to a strangled bairn;
And Bessie Vickar allowed that she
Whummled a boat in a quiet sea,
With a bonny young bride in the stern,

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And some had played their cantrips
Wi' poor wives' milking kine;
And one had made an image good,
And crucified it on holy rood,
That the Laird's ae son micht pine.

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But me and Annie Winnie,
The foul thief kissed us baith;
For we choked the priest on the Eucharist
When he was glowering at Effie M'Christ,
And speaking of holy faith.

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Hech! sirs, but we had grand fun
Wi' the muckle black deil in the chair,
And the muckle Bible upside doon,
A' gangin' withershins roun' and roun',
And backwards saying the prayer;

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About the warlock's grave
Withershins gangin' roun',
And kimmer and carline had for licht
The fat o' a bairn they buried that nicht,
Unchristened beneath the moon.

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And, when the red cock crew
In the farmstead up on the hill,
And the black tom-cat began to mew,
Witch and warlock, away we flew
In the morning gray and chill.

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And my gudeman was sleeping,
Wi' the besom at his side,
And hech! but he kissed the bonny broom,
My braw gudeman, my auld bridegroom,
As I lichted doon frae my ride.

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And Annie Winnie and me
Crack crouse o' Yester kirk,
And how she on the broom and I on a straw,
“Horse and hattock” o'er North Berwick Law
Rode away in the mirk.

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But what if it all was a dream
Of things I had heard before,
And I only said what they wished to be said,
When they twisted the cord round my old gray head
Till flesh could bear no more?