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Whether she was able to carry
out her instructions was unknown
at press time, but her alternate instructions
were "Get picked up by
a head." Miss Phillpott will definitely
be in town. She is easily identifiable,
standing 6′2″ and weighing
an even 200 pounds. The bespectacled
Miss Phillpott is best known
as "Lucy in disguise with glasses."

Questioned as to the significance
of the lawn mower movement, a
spokesman for the group said that
"The ramifications of the underground
symptoms so latent in the
exhibition of the insides through a
facade of exhilaration produces an
inner-oriented attitude lackadaisically
called hallucination. It's anti-apple
pie, subversive, pinko, nasty,
mean, ugly, and not nice. I mean,
like wow, whoopee, keen, groovy,
yums, snooky—it really makes it."