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61

Tom Tyler;

or the Nurse.

Old Stories of a Tyler sing,
That did attempt to be a King:
Our Age is with a Tyler grac'd,
By more preposterous Planets rais'd.
His Cap with Jocky's match'd together,
Turn'd to a Beaver and a Feather;
His Clay transform'd to Yellow Guilt,
And Trowel to a Silver Hilt.
His Lady from the Tiles and Bricks,
Kidnap'd to Court in Coach and Six;
Her Arms a sucking Prince embrace,
(Whate'er you think) of Royal Race:
A Prince, come in the Nick of Time
(Bless'd Dada! 'tis a Venial Crime
That shall repeal our Breach of State,
While all the World congratulate,
Shall, like his Sire, suppress the Just,
Raise Knaves and Fools to place of Trust;
T---s and V---e, who sought his Fate,
Tylers and Macs, two Chits of State.
But here, unhappy Babe, Alass,
I cannot but lament thy Case!
That Thou, fed up with Rome's strong Meat.
Shou'd long for Milk of Heretick Teats!
Among the Daughters was there none
Worthy to Nurse a Monarch's Son,
That Thou, in spight of all the Priests,
Shoud'st long for Milk of Heretick Breasts?

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But if thy Uncle, who before
Was always right, chang'd the last hour,
If thy undoubted Sire, so sage,
Declar'd i'th' Evening of his Age;
Why shou'dst not thou, Papist so soon,
Be a stanch Protestant e're Noon?
This said, the Tyler laugh'd in's Sleeve,
And took his Audience of Leave,
The Prince who answer'd ne're a Word,
That he shou'd Travel did accord;
To Paris, sent to learn Grimace,
To Swear and Damn with a Boon Grace.