University of Virginia Library

EPISTLE TO MR. J--- B---.

WITH P. ---'S POEMS.

These Poems, well known in the literary world, were sent to the Author by a friend, with this sincere and warm recommendation, of being the most chaste and delicate productions he had ever met with. Some of the pieces, however, appearing scarce worthy of such a character, occasioned the above Epistle.

With wond'rous delight I've now por'd o'er the pages,
Your goodness was pleas'd to remit me a while;
Which, tho' they have seen near a couple of ages,
Still flow in a simple, smooth beauty of style.
Wit here and there flashes, the reader alarming,
And Humour oft bends the pleas'd face to smile;
How sweetly he sings of his Chloe so charming;
How lofty of William's dread conquests and spoil.

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And, oh! how the heart with soft passion is moved,
While Emma pours out her fond bosom in song;
In tears I exclaim, Heav'ns! how the maid loved,
But ah! 'twas too cruel to try her so long.
But quickly young Laughter extirpates my mourning,
To hear the poor Doctor haranguing his wife;
Who stretch'd upon bed, lies tumultuously turning,
And pants to engage in sweet Venus's strife.
In short, my good friend, I esteem him a poet,
Whose mem'ry will live while the luscious can charm;
And Rochester sure had desisted to shew it,
If conscious that P---r so keenly could warm.
So nicely he paints it, he words it so modest,
So swiftly he varies his flight in each line;
Now soaring on high, in expressions the oddest,
Now sinking, and deigning to grovel with swine.
The Ladle, O raptures! what bard can exceed it?
‘His modesty, sir, I admire him for that’—
Hans Carvel most gloriously ends when you read it,
But Paulo Purganti—how flaming! how fat!
Ten thousand kind thanks I return for your bounty;
For troth I'm transported whenever I think
How Fame will proclaim me aloud through each county,
For singing like P---r of ladles and stink.