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Satire 11.

[Why hisband (quoth Misse Marchaunt) wher's my Pynck]

Why hisband (quoth Misse Marchaunt) wher's my Pynck
Oh God! his haire's not kymmed downe I thinke:
Come pretty Pynck come, thy nowne Mistrisse kisse,
Thy Meyster (Pinck) might thought on thee ere this,
Feth hisband feth; I'me mitch growne in your debt
That my sweet Puppie you would soe forgett.
Y'are troubled sore: what he yee else te tend?
You leue to heare me chide, else this yee'd mend.


Pre will yee fetch e kemm & kemm him straight,
Elas sweet Mopps, hee's naught to make thee waire.
What, he yee brought it? Feth ye'r such a one,
That lesse ye'r chidden nothing wilbe done,
Ebout him pre: Lard how leysurely yee doo't,
It seemes yee he but litle minde vntoo't.
Yet pre now ste: What eyles sweet Pynck to groane?
Oh! Pincke would pisse: Pre heue Pinck all elone.
What hes he don't? Pre make him cleane agen,
End Pinck and I, will vntoth'garden then.
So: Now hee's well, but heare yee? when I'm gone,
J pre bee yee a gadding streight from home.