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Truth in Fiction

Or, Morality in Masquerade. A Collection of Two hundred twenty five Select Fables of Aesop, and other Authors. Done into English Verse. By Edmund Arwaker
  

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FABLE LIV. The Drown'd Wife:
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FABLE LIV. The Drown'd Wife:

Or, Better lost than found.

A Man, unhappy in a clam'rous Wife,
(That daily led him an unhappy Life)
A kind Relief from Fate's Indulgence found;
And She, who Ducking oft' deserv'd, was Drown'd.

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He sought her Corps, and (tho' his true Intent
Was not to find it) up the River went.
A Neighbour, that observ'd his seeming Pain,
Which such wrong Measures needs must render vain,
Told him; If what he sought, he wish'd to find,
'Twas a prepost'rous Method he design'd:
He rather shou'd the Water's Course pursue,
Which soonest wou'd restore her to his view.
The Man reply'd; That wou'd be more a Jest,
For he was sure (who knew her Temper best)
That she, when dead, against the Stream wou'd strive,
Who was all Contradiction, while alive.

The MORAL.

‘Thus an Ill-humour'd, Peevish Wife, is priz'd;
‘Hated, while living; and when dead, despis'd:
‘One only Good she does; by proving Cross,
‘She saves her Husband's Sorrow for her Loss.
‘Such Helps-unmeet, rather Obstructions prove;
‘Kindle Aversion, but extinguish Love:
‘Their Husbands lose them with a grateful Smart;
‘As Men, for Life, with gangren'd Members part.