3. CHAPTER III
THE SURPRISE PACKET
THE sundial pointed to half past four o'clock.
The hour of silence appeared to be over. The birds commenced
twittering; and a cuckoo, in an adjacent wood, sounded his note at
intervals.
The house awoke to sudden life. There was an opening and
shutting of doors. Two footmen, in the mulberry and silver of the
Meldrum livery, hurried down from the terrace, carrying folding
tea-tables, with which they supplemented those of rustic oak
standing permanently under the cedar. One, promptly returned to
the house; while the other remained behind, spreading snowy
cloths over each table.
The macaw awoke, stretched his wings and flapped them twice,
then sidled up and down his perch, concentrating his attention
upon the footman.
"Mind!" he exclaimed suddenly, in the butler's voice, as a cloth,
flung on too hurriedly, fluttered to the grass.
"Hold your jaw!" said the young footman irritably; flicking the bird
with the table-cloth, and then glancing furtively at the rose-garden.
"Tommy wants a gooseberry!" shrieked the macaw, dodging the
table-cloth and hanging, head downwards, from his perch.
"Don't you wish you may get it?" said the footman viciously.
"Give it him, somebody," remarked Tommy, in the duchess's
voice.
The footman started, and looked over his shoulder; then hurriedly
told Tommy just what he thought of him, and where he wished
him; cuffed him soundly, and returned to the house, followed by
peals of laughter mingled with exhortations and imprecations from
the angry bird, who danced up and down on his perch until his
enemy had vanished from view.
A few minutes later the tables were spread with the large variety
of eatables considered necessary at an English afternoon tea; the
massive silver urn and teapots gleamed on the buffet-table, behind
which the old butler presided; muffins, crumpets, cakes, and every
kind of sandwich supplemented the dainty little rolled slices of
white and brown bread-and-butter, while heaped-up bowls of
freshly gathered strawberries lent a touch of colour to the artistic
effect of white and silver. When all was ready, the butler raised his
hand and sounded an old Chinese gong hanging in the cedar tree.
Before the penetrating boom had died away, voices were heard in
the distance from all over the grounds.
Up from the river, down from the tennis courts, out from house and
garden, came the duchess's guests, rejoicing in the refreshing
prospect of tea, hurrying to the welcome shade of the cedar;—
charming women in white, carefully guarding their complexions
beneath shady hats and picturesque parasols; — delightful girls, who
had long ago sacrificed complexions to comfort, and now walked
across the lawn bareheaded, swinging their rackets and discussing
the last hard-fought set; men in flannels, sunburned and
handsome, joining in the talk and laughter; praising their
partners, while remaining unobtrusively silent as to their
own achievements.
They made a picturesque group as they gathered under the tree,
subsiding with immense satisfaction into the low wicker chairs, or
on to the soft turf, and helping themselves to what they pleased.
When all were supplied with tea, coffee, or iced drinks, to their
liking, conversation flowed again.
"So the duchess's concert comes off to-night," remarked someone."
I wish to goodness they would hang this tree with Chinese lanterns
and have it out here. It is too hot to face a crowded function
indoors."
"Oh, that's all right," said Garth Dalmain. "I'm stage-manager, you
know; and I can promise you that all the long windows opening on
to the terrace shall stand wide. So no one need be in the
concert-room, who prefers to stop outside. There will be a row of
lounge chairs placed on the terrace near the windows. You won't
see much; but you will hear, perfectly."
"Ah, but half the fun is in seeing," exclaimed one of the tennis girls.
"People who have remained on the terrace will miss all the point of
it afterwards when the dear duchess shows us how everybody did
it. I don't care how hot it is. Book me a seat in the front row! "
"Who is the surprise packet to-night? " asked Lady Ingleby, who
had arrived since luncheon.
"Velma," said Mary Strathern. "She is coming for the week-end,
and delightful it will be to have her. No one but the duchess could
have worked it, and no place but Overdene would have tempted
her. She will sing only one song at the concert; but she is sure to
break forth later on, and give us plenty. We will persuade Jane to
drift to the piano accidentally and play over, just by chance.
the opening bars of some of
Velma's best things, and we shall soon hear the
magic voice. She never can resist a perfectly played
accompaniment."
"Why call Madame Velma the 'surprise packet'?"
asked a girl, to whom the Overdene "best parties"
were a new experience.
"That, my dear," replied Lady Ingleby, "is a little
joke of the duchess's. This concert is arranged for
the amusement of her house party, and for the gratification and glorification of local celebrities. The whole
neighbourhood is invited. None of you are asked to
perform, but local celebrities are. In fact they furnish the entire programme, to their own delight,
the satisfaction of their friends and relatives, and
our entertainment, particularly afterwards when the
duchess takes us through every item, with original
notes, comments, and impersonations. Oh, Dal! Do
you remember when she tucked a sheet of white
writing-paper into her tea-gown for a dog collar, and
took off the high-church curate nervously singing a
comic song? Then at the very end, you see — and
really some of it is quite good for amateurs — she
trots out Velma, or some equally perfect artiste, to
show them how it really
can be done; and suddenly
the place is full of music, and a great hush falls on
the audience, and the poor complacent amateurs
realise that the noise they have been making was,
after all,
not music; and they go dumbly home. But
they have forgotten all about it by the following year;
or a fresh contingent of willing performers steps into
the breach. The duchess's little joke always comes
off."
"The Honourable Jane does not approve of it," said
young Ronald Ingram; "therefore she is generally
given marching orders and departs to her next visit
before the event. But no one can accompany
Madame Velma so perfectly, so this time she is commanded to stay. But I doubt if the 'surprise packet'
will come off with quite such a shock as usual, and I
am certain the fun won't be so good afterwards.
The Honourable Jane has been known to jump on
the duchess for that sort of thing. She is safe to
get the worst of it at the time, but it has a restraining
effect afterwards."
"I think Miss Champion is quite right," said a
bright-faced American girl, bravely, holding a gold
spoon poised for a moment over the strawberry ice-cream with which Garth Dalmain had supplied her.
"In my country we should call it real mean to laugh
at people who had been our guests and performed in
our houses."
" In your country, my dear," said Myra Ingleby,
"you have no duchesses."
" Well, we supply you with quite a good few,"
replied the American girl calmly, and went on with
her ice.
A general laugh followed, and the latest Anglo-American match came up for discussion.
"Where is the Honourable Jane?" inquired some
one presently.
" Golfing with Billy," said Ronald Ingram. " Ah,
here they come."
Jane's tall figure was seen, walking along the terrace,
accompanied by Billy Cathcart, talking eagerly. They
put their clubs away in the lower hall; then came down
the lawn together to the tea-tables.
Jane wore a tailor-made coat and skirt of grey
tweed, a blue and white cambric shirt, starched linen
collar and cuffs, a silk tie, and a soft felt hat with a
few black quills in it. She walked with the freedom
of movement and swing of limb which indicate great
strength and a body well under control. Her appearance was extraordinarily unlike that of all the pretty
and graceful women grouped beneath the cedar tree.
And yet it was in no sense masculine — or, to use a
more appropriate word, mannish; for everything strong
is masculine, but a woman who apes an appearance
of strength which she does not possess, is mannish; —
rather was it so truly feminine that she could afford
to adopt a severe simplicity of attire, which suited
admirably the decided plainness of her features, and
the almost massive proportions of her figure.
She stepped into the circle beneath the cedar, and
took one of the half dozen places immediately vacated
by the men, with the complete absence of self-consciousness which always characterized her.
"What did you go round in, Miss Champion?"
inquired one of the men.
" My ordinary clothes," replied Jane; quoting
Punch,
and evading the question.
But Billy burst out: " She went round in" —
" Oh, be quiet, Billy, " interposed Jane. " You and
I are practically the only golf maniacs present. Most
of these dear people are even ignorant as to who
'bogie' is, or why we should be so proud of beating
him. Where is my aunt? Poor Simmons was
toddling all over the place when we went in to put
away our clubs, searching for her with a telegram."
"Why didn't you open it? " asked Myra.
" Because my aunt never allows her telegrams to
be opened. She loves shocks; and there is always the
possibility of a telegram containing startling news.
She says it completely spoils it if some one else knows
it first, and breaks it to her gently."
"Here comes the — duchess," said Garth Dalmain,
who was sitting where he could see the little gate into
the rose garden.
"Do not mention the telegram," cautioned Jane.
"It would not please her that I should even know of
its arrival. It would be a shame to take any of the
bloom off the unexpected delight of a wire on this hot
day, when nothing unusual seemed likely to happen."
They turned and looked towards the duchess as
she bustled across the lawn; this quaint old figure,
who had called them together; who owned the lovely
place where they were spending such delightful days;
and whose odd whimsicalities had been so freely discussed while they drank her tea and feasted off her
strawberries. The men rose as she approached, but
not quite so spontaneously as they had done for her
niece.
The duchess carried a large wooden basket filled to
overflowing with exquisite roses. Every bloom was
perfect, and each had been cut at exactly the right
moment.
