The First Part of Henry the Fourth with the Life and Death of Henry Sirnamed Hot-Spvrre |
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 | The First Part of Henry the Fourth |  |
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Enter a Carrier with a Lanterne in his hand.1. Car.
Heigh-ho, an't be not foure by the day, Ile be
hang'd. Charles waine is ouer the new Chimney, and yet
our horse not packt. What Ostler?
Ost.
Anon, anon.
1. Car.
I prethee Tom, beate Cuts Saddle, put a few
Flockes in the point: the poore Iade is wrung in the withers,
out of all cesse.
Enter another Carrier.
2. Car.
Pease and Beanes are as danke here as a Dog,
and this is the next way to giue poore Iades the Bo tes:
This house is turned vpside downe since Robin the Ostler
dyed.
1. Car.
Poore fellow neuer ioy'd since the price of oats
rose, it was the death of him.
2. Car.
I thinke this is the most villanous house in al
London rode for Fleas: I am stung like a Tench.
1. Car.
Like a Tench? There is ne're a King in Christendome,
could be better bit, then I haue beene since the
first Cocke.
2. Car.
Why, you will allow vs ne're a Iourden, and
then we leake in your Chimney: and your Chamber-lye
breeds Fleas like a Loach.
1. Car.
What Ostler, come away, and be hangd: come
away.
2. Car.
I haue a Gammon of Bacon, and two razes of
Ginger, to be deliuered as farre as Charing-crosse.
1. Car.
The Turkies in my Pannier are quite starued.
What Ostler? A plague on thee, hast thou neuer an eye in
thy head? Can'st not heare? And t'were not as good a
deed as drinke, to break the pate of thee, I am a very Villaine.
Come and be hang'd, hast no faith in thee?
Enter Gads-hill.
Gad.
Good-morrow Carriers. What's a clocke?
Car.
I thinke it be two a clocke.
Gad.
I prethee lend me thy Lanthorne to see my Gelding
in the stable.
1. Car.
Nay soft I pray ye, I know a trick worth two
of that.
Gad.
I prethee lend me thine.
2. Car.
I, when, canst tell? Lend mee thy Lanthorne
(quoth-a) marry Ile see thee hang'd first.
Gad.
Sirra Carrier: What time do you mean to come
to London?
2. Car.
Time enough to goe to bed with a Candle, I
warrant thee. Come neighbour Mugges, wee'll call vp
the Gentlemen, they will along with company, for they
haue great charge.
Exeunt
Enter Chamberlaine.
Gad.
What ho, Chamberlaine?
Cham.
At hand quoth Pick-purse.
Gad.
That's euen as faire, as at hand quoth the Chamberlaine:
For thou variest no more from picking of Purses,
then giuing direction, doth from labouring. Thou
lay'st the plot, how.
Cham.
Good morrow Master Gads-Hill, it holds currant
that I told you yesternight. There's a Franklin in the
wilde of Kent, hath brought three hundred Markes with
him in Gold: I heard him tell it to one of his company last
night at Supper; a kinde of Auditor, one that hath abundance
of charge too (God knowes what) they are vp already,
and call for Egges and Butter. They will away
presently.
Gad.
Sirra, if they meete not with S. Nicholas Clarks,
Ile giue thee this necke.
Cham.
No, Ile none of it: I prythee keep that for the
Hangman, for I know thou worshipst S. Nicholas as truly
as a man of falshood may.
Gad.
What talkest thou to me of the Hangman? If I
hang, Ile make a fat payre of Gallowes. For, if I hang,
old Sir Iohn hangs with mee, and thou know'st hee's no
Starueling. Tut, there are other Troians that y
u dream'st
not of, the which (for sport sake) are content to doe the
Profession some grace; that would (if matters should bee
look'd into) for their owne Credit sake, make all Whole.
I am ioyned with no Foot-land-Rakers, no Long-staffe
six-penny strikers, none of these mad Mustachio-purple-hu'd-Maltwormes,
but with Nobility, and Tranquilitie;
Bourgomasters, and great Oneyers, such as can holde in,
such as will strike sooner then speake; and speake sooner
then drinke, and drinke sooner then pray: and yet I lye,
for they pray continually vnto their Saint the Commonwealth;
or rather, not to pray to her, but prey on her: for
they ride vp & downe on her, and make hir their Boots.
Cham.
What, the Commonwealth their Bootes? Will
she hold out water in foule way?
Gad.
She will, she will; Iustice hath liquor'd her. We
steale as in a Castle, cocksure: we haue the receit of Fernseede,
we walke inuisible.
Cham.
Nay, I think rather, you are more beholding
to the Night, then to the Fernseed, for your walking inuisible.
Gad.
Giue me thy hand.
Thou shalt haue a share in our purpose,
As I am a true man.
Cham.
Nay, rather let mee haue it, as you are a false
Theefe.
Gad.
Goe too: Homo is a common name to all men.
Bid the Ostler bring the Gelding out of the stable. Farewell,
ye muddy Knaue.
Exeunt.
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