University of Virginia Library

Trying To Solve A Puny Problem

1) Extensive minority
recruitment.

2) Assigned seats for small
students in the front three
rows at all University
events.

3) Immediate cessation of
expansion (Hell no, we
won't grow)

4) Alleviation of
psychological pressures
and strains.

We invite all little
University students to become
members of our organization,
and we humbly ask that,
should we become violent
because of our oppression, the
University community
understand the fact that we
should not be held
responsible for our own
emotions, simply because
we have been overlooked for so
long.