University of Virginia Library

Liquifactionist
Holds Convention

Last night the Liquifactionist Party
and Birth Control Club held their second
annual convention in their usual humorous
style.

The Emperor Capobianco made a strong
platform speech in which he outlined the party
policy. He explained the party's desire to see
the Alderman Library's copy of the Kinsey
Report to be brought out from behind the
chicken wire on the fifth floor, and the
campaign to identify and number all the trees
on the grounds as the party's "token irrational
deed."

King Woll outlined the Liquifactionists'
stand in profound psychological terms; he
pointed out that because of the inevitability of
human repetition there is no longer any reason
to think, or for that matter, to join the
Liquifactionist Party.

Mr. Inskeep spoke for the Birth Control
Club, and told of the club's recent successes in
their October 15 Moratorium on Procreation
and their November 14 "March Against Birth"
in Washington.

The meeting however failed, as last year, to
spark any real enthusiasm for the Student
Council elections, so the meeting was resolved
into a march on the Student Council which was
holding a meeting upstairs in Newcomb Hall at
the time.