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Dates Arrive From Hookville,
Points Unknown, For Weekend

By C. Mann
College Topics Staff Writer

Hundreds of beautiful belies have
arrived for the gala Openings festivities
and I want to tell y'all that we are
mighty proud and happy to have them
here with us. Coming from all of the
cultural centers to our gay mecca, the
dates sparkle like drops of dew on rose
petals as Dawn shakes the slumber
from her sleepy eyes.

When our roving reporter approached
Carrington V. Counselor, III
about his feeling for his lovely young
wench, he replied, "I'm plum tickled
that this little honey could come all
the way from Sarsaparilla, Georgia to
make my weekend so satisfying." The
date cooed softly.

Here is a little listing of dates and
their escorts so that you will be able to
recognize just who that is that is
grovelling in the bushes on Chipmunk
Lane or reclining on the virgin blades
of the Lawn.

Kay Zoo Lodge

Rhoda Duck of At Hole Springs,
Louisiana with Beverly Randolph
Tucker, V; Scarlet O'Hara of Tara.
Georgia with Rhett Butler; Juliet Capulet
of Verona. New Jersey with Romeo
Montague; Cleopatra Smith of Alexandria.
Virginia with Mark Antony;
Everybody with Paul Saunier; Myra
Breckinridge along;

Mekong Delta

Chastity Jones of Plymouth. Mass.
with Hurt McBadly Smith; Aphrodite
Carter of Athens, Georgia with L.
Beauregard Adonis; Sappho Shifflet of
Satyr Ridge, Virginia with Dionysus
Dell; Mary Jane Harrold from Nightingale,
Alabama with Kevin "Superbus
Maximus" Mannix; Trisha Nixon of
Right Wing. California with Governor
Millard Fillmore Holton; Ellen Overholt
of Sour Mash, Tenn, with Jumping
Jimmy; Martha Mitchell of Big Mouth
Flats, Arkansas with J. Edgar Hoover.
Apocha Lips of Juggernaut, California
with Thomas Terrific;