University of Virginia Library

'Survival List'

The Student Council has issued the
following "survivalist" for the activities of
"University Tuesday."

"One does well," a preface says, "to note
that your survival is psychological as well as
physical."

"THE MARCH

-Musical Instruments

-Kazoos

-Whistles

-Pots, Pans, & Spoons

Sheet Banners (by group, dorm, and frat)

-Signs

-Flamboyant, Expressive Clothing

-Flashlights

-Candles

-Lanterns

"SLEEP-IN

-Mattress Covers

-Blankets

-Super Munchies

-Hot Drinks

Hibachi's

-Charcoal and Lighter

-Teats

-Shelter (Portable)

-Warm Clothing

-Classic Comics for English Quizzes

-Garbage Bags for Trashing

-Off-Grounds Housing Lists and Room
Rental Receipts for symbolic burning.

-Sleeping Bags for Symbolic Warmth

"PARK-IN

-CARS

-Windshield Signs: "For the price of one
ticket, I've made an administrator walk
to work."

"PLAY-IN

-Your own equipment is needed

-A friend who's a jock (he won't get thrown
out as fast as you will)

-A Frisbee for the sidelines

"EAT-IN

-A brown bag lunch (for what food services
won't be able to do)

-Some munchies for the line (enough to share)

-Something to slurp

-PATIENCE

"READ-IN

-Your own books(the library doesn't have
enough of the ones in great demand)

-Patience"