The Cavalier daily Thursday, October 14, 1971 | ||
'Survival List'
The Student Council has issued the
following "survivalist" for the activities of
"University Tuesday."
"One does well," a preface says, "to note
that your survival is psychological as well as
physical."
"THE MARCH
-Musical Instruments
-Kazoos
-Whistles
-Pots, Pans, & Spoons
Sheet Banners (by group, dorm, and frat)
-Signs
-Flamboyant, Expressive Clothing
-Flashlights
-Candles
-Lanterns
"SLEEP-IN
-Mattress Covers
-Blankets
-Super Munchies
-Hot Drinks
Hibachi's
-Charcoal and Lighter
-Teats
-Shelter (Portable)
-Warm Clothing
-Classic Comics for English Quizzes
-Garbage Bags for Trashing
-Off-Grounds Housing Lists and Room
Rental Receipts for symbolic burning.
-Sleeping Bags for Symbolic Warmth
"PARK-IN
-CARS
-Windshield Signs: "For the price of one
ticket, I've made an administrator walk
to work."
"PLAY-IN
-Your own equipment is needed
-A friend who's a jock (he won't get thrown
out as fast as you will)
-A Frisbee for the sidelines
"EAT-IN
-A brown bag lunch (for what food services
won't be able to do)
-Some munchies for the line (enough to share)
-Something to slurp
-PATIENCE
"READ-IN
-Your own books(the library doesn't have
enough of the ones in great demand)
-Patience"
The Cavalier daily Thursday, October 14, 1971 | ||